Moldova
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Moldova is that droopy, moldy, ugly looking piece of water-challenged country next to Romania
. They claim they speak "Moldovan", but that really is just Romanian with a few spelling differences. Moldova is pretty butthurt because it is the poorest country in Europe and the first to elect a communist government.
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[edit] History
They could have had a piece of the Black Sea action but the Ukrainians owned them and they got denied a port city. Romania got to own Moldova during World War II, resulting in an influx of Transylvanian vampires. Stalin and the USSR took Moldova after the war because Stalin wanted to use the vampires to spread communism and to harass people in gulags.
[edit] Economy
Moldova exports shitty wine and gypsum, the world's most racist mineral. They are probably better-known for contributing to worldwide memery by exporting the Numa numa song.
[edit] Famous Moldovans
- O-Zone, the Eurotrash band that wrote Dragostea Din Tei, aka Numa numa song
[edit] Haters
- Russians and Ukrainians (same thing)
They have a troop presence on the Moldovan border. Vampire conspiracy? I think so.
- Italians
I'd link to articles about it, but most of them are in dago, so here is a brief summary. Italians hate the fact that Moldovans keep trying to move to Italy and make it all ghetto. Italians believe that all Moldovan immigrants are criminals or prostitutes or welfare bums, but the kosovars are better at it.
An Italian-Moldovan shit band called Haiducii actually ripped off the Numa numa song and tried to pass it off as their own. This demonstrates that despite Italian beliefs that Moldovans are degenerates, they actually have a lot in common with Italians.
