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1 Fun facts about Goatse
2 Legislation Inspired by Goatse
3 The Man Behind The Anus
4 Uses of Goatse
5 The complete set
6 See also
7 Goatse Trolling
8 External links

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Freakipedia have an article about Goatse.

If you were offended by this picture, maybe you shouldn't have looked at it. Sorry, Man.

It still isn't as bad as this. Click.

[edit] Fun facts about Goatse

The immediate effects of goatse.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS.

Goatse.cks: Resurrection. Praise the Lord!

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

These facts are all true:

Anyone who Goatse's you obviously got Goatse'd themself, or they wouldn't have known of the site.
Hard at work
Goatse can take bed posts up the ass
Goatse seems to be married because he has a ring on his hand... FUCKING LOOK!!!
Goatse has a rather large pilonidal cyst or a second, virgin asshole.
Goatse has his own online encyclopedia called www.goatsepedia.com
Goatse is the most popular member of The Power 5.
Goatse’s best friend is The Giver.
Goatse is butthurt!!!!
Showing Goatse to little kids in school can result in Major fucking lulz
Goatse can refer to the man in the picture, the picture itself, the sex move, or the website that started it all.
Goatse has evolved into Goatse marathon
He is also known as Bottle Guy. You can also understand this fact with the aid of this video.
At least 100 people see Goatse for the first time every day
Goatse enjoys long walks on the beach and FUCKING HUGE DILDOS
Despite what you see in the picture (study it for a moment) the human intestine is not a big truck you can dump something into, but a series of tubes.
http://goatse.cz hosts an exact mirror of the main pages of the goatse.cx site, and manages to preserve most of the original phonetic touch and feel
A survey found goatse gives 90% of people who view it nightmares for months.
It is now illegal [1]
There are over 9000 links to goatse on ED.
omg! snape kills dumbledore!!!!!!!!112@@!
Goatse has NOTHING to do with Goats or the letter F.
Goatse is what turns you on at night.

[edit] Legislation Inspired by Goatse

§ 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet
(a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital
images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person
into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title 
and imprisoned for not moar than 10 years.

(b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images
into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive
a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet
shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 20 years.

(c) CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or
digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the
site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘porn’, is not misleading.

(d) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS.

(1) the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’
have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and
‘‘(2)the term 'source code’ means the combination of text and
other characters comprising the content, both viewable
and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing
language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as
well as any successor languages or protocols.’’.

(b) TABLE OF SECTIONS.—The table of sections for chapter 110
of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after
the item relating to section 2252B the following:
2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet.’’.

That means that you cannot misleadingly link it because you could trick people into viewing obscenity. However feel free to link it via Aim or your favorite IM client because the fact that they are told what every URL actually is means they are not being tricked. This also means that somewhere some fuckwit politician got goatse'd

[edit] The Man Behind The Anus

Kirk Johnson relaxing (his ass) at home

One very persistent internets user spent months and months trawling all the gay erotica and anal stretching newsgroups, and eventually located the star of this picture, by matching the pattern of moles on his ass. It is with many lulz that ED advises the world that the Goatse's real name is Kirk Johnson, and he posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal He also posts regularly on imagefap, and has thousands (I'm not shitting you) of pictures of his flexible poopchute. Here's some goatse videos. . .Not for the faint of heart You can even hear Kirk Johnson's voice and here's his profile page! :D

[edit] Uses of Goatse

Trolling
Police Work
Hidden links
fifty goatse post
Vanity License Plates
Femse
| Meatspin Network What you've always dreamed of. All in one convenient place.
GoatseMarathon You thought the first goatse was bad.
A tribute to Goatse
Goatse Pancho Villa Slip n' slide
Kirk Johnson's official website and fan club
First reactions to Goatse at Flickr
Another well known shock site with a familiar star.

[edit] The complete set

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OK	I	Am	Uploading
The	Full	Goatse	Set
So	All	You	Perverts
Can	Fap	Happily	I
Hope	You	Enjoy	This
~~Ass~~ Mind	Opening	Experience	Of
Seeing	All	This	Hard-core
Gay	Pornography	Hey	At
Least	It	Isn’t	As
Bad	as	Pain	Series

If you're too lazy to click on every picture, there's a slideshow of this exact picture set HERE. However, this site is owned and operated by the same person as Meatspin, and we all know what a ghey fgt he is.

Gallery of Goatse

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			A Goatse-inspired alternative design for the London 2012 Olympics Logo
Time magazine pays homage to the beloved goatse	Goatse in the New York Times letters page under an AIDS headline	The legend of the Goatse has existed throughout time...
Goatse is 1337 on ED
	ASCII GOATSE, with the ASCII and the GOATSE and the huge asshole	Goatse is the one true god	God is a fan of goatse too
The Goatse nebula	Pluto sure loves stretching his ass.	Apple supports goatse.	Moar support from Apple.
		Plz to be helping Goatse	The Goatse sweater
Mexican car batteries do goatse, too	The man behind the anus		Goatse.wav
Just so the kids aren't left out.	Double the goatse, double the fun.	Real goatse!
Found on back of crayon pack	3D goatse.	The REAL weapon of mass destruction
	3D interactive Goatse in Games	A rare Madeleine McCann drawing.	Goatse Girl.
Yummy!	Digimon Goatse.Yiff.	wtf!!1	Goatse in my store?
Goatse in my pokemon.
Worse than goatse.	Goatse in my Nintendo!!1	Moar Nintendo Goatse.	Behold the GoatseStar!
	Hmm Goatse Cola.	Barry Bonds hit number 760.	Westnet logo
The hole they dug saddam out of.	WANT!	Goatsecake V2.0 - edible art!	fail
DO NOT WANT!!!		It is delicious goatse, you must eat it.	Broadcaster gone wrong :O
Bioshock goatse	Google supports goatse.	A touching tribute to the asshole that changed the world.
	My Pet Goatse	Ahnold does not care for goatse.	Unprotected Treehugging.
Look! Up in the sky...	In 2008, Gloria Ip Tung of China won the 17th International Children's Competition with this image. Really.

[edit] See also

[edit] Goatse Trolling

Eric [8:47 PM]: dude i have this site i post all my pics on for the class
Eric [8:47 PM]: want to see them
Eric [8:47 PM]: ?
Mike [8:47 PM]: Sure
Eric [8:47 PM]: they're kind of controversial
Eric [8:47 PM]: http://tinyurl.com/2z6knv http://tinyurl.com/3jw7qM387M
Mike [8:48 PM]: holy shit dude
Eric [8:48 PM]: lol
Mike [8:53 PM]: They were for Gavenus' class???
Eric [8:54 PM]: LOL yea, he said they were "artistic"
Eric [8:55 PM]: He said the first was ok, but the second was too over the top
Mike [8:55 PM]: Yeah I'll say
Mike [8:57 PM]: OK dude, I just looked at your pic...I still don't know you...you sure your talking to the right s/n?