Moot
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Moot (AKA m00t, m00tle, m♥♥t, Doug, mοοt !!Εр8рui8Vw2 ## Αdmіn and (the) faggot, "real" name Christopher Poole) is a beaner who conceived, after turning into a swan and raping the maiden Internets, 4chan. It offers free porn of multitudinous varieties, but, like a pay-per-view phoenix, dies every new moon and must be resurrected by shedding the blood of a donator.
Moot then takes this money and flees to Cancun, Mexico; also known as Mootxico. He has prepared for this by graduating from middle school with a degree in Mexican studies.
In addition, his life goal is to be the little girl.
Lately his popularity has changed due to him becoming an awkward fucktard who thinks he is an Internets celebrity.
Moot, the supreme overlord of the Internet that he is, is responsible for /b/-day in which the pedophiles of 4chan were exiled from the land of milk and honey known as /b/, and cast out into the cesspool known as Anontalk.com. Unfortunately the wrath of Moot was indiscriminate, as his banhammer of massive girth fell too hard on too broad a landscape, so as a result unsuspecting /b/tards who were not to blame for any illegal content posted on 4chan were also banished from /b/ resulting in a massive rebellion against Lord Moot. More information can be found on the /b/-day page.
However, in December 07, moot's castle of hentai, AIDS, and cat macros was taken from him, forcing him to live as just another gay person on the internet for a few days.
BUT, does he have any IRL friends? NO?! OMFG ARE YOU SURPRISED! Did you learn anything from the above?
Lately however, Moot is back from Mootxico after his soup-binge and homo erotic adventures. Moot is now looking to apply his chemo to /b/ and the rest of 4chan, in hopes of redeeming its previous overall grandness concentrating on sucking as many cocks as possible, while giving back knowledge and accepting any love to be given.
Moot likes to take credit for starting Anonymous, but it was actually Shii who started it on his own imageboard and then convinced moot to implement it on 4chan's /b/. [1]
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[edit] Moot's Retirement (copypasta)
So I know moot, we went to high school together and my little brother just about worships the guy and spends way too much time on 4chan. I was never into anime, because I am not a gigantic faggot, and i never really looked at 4chan except for /ck/, but anyway last night i called moot because my brother wanted to know wtf was up and moot said we should come over to his parents house (he has a swanky apartment near the servers in downtown Dallas, but its not very big. Great building, though). So i got my little brother and a couple six packs of lone star and some kirins and went over. There was maybe a dozen people over and when we came in, moot who was drinking soup, told us 4chan was over and he wanted it to out like it started, without much fanfare. He said that he'd banked enough money from it (almost three million after taxes he said) and after the latest terrorist scare of 4chan origin this week he was afraid that he'd lose it to government fines or lawyers somehow and that he enough money for the rest of his life now anyway. Then he went on about how since 4chan got so big he didn't any time to have fun, but he didn't want to sell it and see his creation turned into corporate crap, so he just pulled the plug (he was a huge nirvana fan in high school, so at least he didn't suck on a twelve gauge) before it got completely out of control. Then he talked to my brother about anime for like an hour. Apparently he was trying to get brought up to speed after missing out for a couple years. He said he is considering moving to Japan and writing or producing anime designed for western audiences and the the 4chan servers will be auctioned at the beginning of next year and maybe the domain as well. My little brother was trying to show off or some shit and pounded one too many and puked on the kitchen floor so i threw him in the car and went home. Anyway, I thought you would want to know about this, so here it is.
[edit] Moot's Tripcode
moot#faggot
Type Alt+0173 in the name field and put mοοt !Εр8рui8Vw2 # Αdmіn in subject field and you can now impersonate moot. Or you can simply post as Anonymous and act like you're Moot because you're not a newfag and know that, according to Moot, "In addition, I've increasingly refrained from posting under my "moot" moniker, because it often comes at the expense of a thread, which tend to derail almost immediately after I respond." (sauce: 4chan news update)
[edit] Evidence of homosexuality
Moot is well known as a homosexual:
- He often will kiss other men.
- He crossdresses, usually sexually in crotchless outfits.
- He repeatedly bans female camwhores saying he doesn't care and when a male hits on moot, moot replies back eagerly and then stickies the post.
- He says he wants to be
athe little girl. - He is seen in photos hanging around with hot girls and not showing any sign of attraction to them.
- He is too well groomed for a straight man.
- And then of course there's always this:
[edit] Summer '08
These days moot is seen a lot more on 4chan, sticking every thread he posts in on /b/ and /r9k/ and leaving it there for days for all to be blessed by his presence. He has also been spotted updating the news page and asking people to read it and occasionally showing up in the weekly Midnight Snacks threads on /r9k/ and banning anyone who says anything about his past with Snacks. Moot recently trolled 4chan, especially /b/, by giving an interview in the Wall Street Journal about 4chan where he released his real name, and later stating on 4chan that "Christopher Poole" was just an act of trolling.
Many /b/tards with half a brain were able to see this for what it was, a lame-assed attempt to cover his tracks, as moot would not lie to the Wall Street Journal. For moot, as a wannabe camwhore, would not want to piss off a reporter and jeopardize future interviews. The result is that he will be promptly SWATted just like Kirtaner was. This is expected to result in a surge of newfags on the site, much to the dismay of many /b/tards.
Time Magazine article
Wall Street Journal article
[edit] Media
 Those were the days... |
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 moot admits to being a faggot |
 Lol, television |
 moot's mother. |
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 The current admins. |
 It truly is |
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 The great thing about being Moot isn't laughing at all of your failures, it's showing everyone online that he did. |
 What the fuck. |
 Conspiring with the enemy... |
 When you see it, you'll shit bricks. |
 Yes, moot has cat ears even in real life. |
 He can be a little girl? |
 He will b& you if you call him butthurt foo |
 Truth. |
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 Moot fanart. |
 Moot gets his ass kicked by a 16 year old girl |
 Moot:MMMMT! MMMMT! Translation: 1 TICKET PLZ!! |
 Proof Moot is hoarding his jew gold |
[edit] Moot never takes off his hat for porn
 Moot, like everyone else on the interbutts, loves to pose naked. |
 Surprisingly he's pitching. |
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 Moot starring in 2dudes1bathtub |
 Moot and W.T. Snacks |
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 He gets the be the little girl |
 Moot is mosaic of gay! |
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[edit] Threads
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[edit] See Also
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- brb, soup
- brb, compromised
- blow jays
- moot being a faggot along with another 4chan modfag.
[edit] External Links
- moot Worship
- Digg for Moot on Lol Street Journal
- moot acting like a faggot
- Snacks:"Why does your website suck?"
- Click to email Moot
- Rapidshit for m00t in drag
- moot's Facebook
