Our pal Rick Astley is up for the MTV Europe award for BEST ACT EVAR! You can help by voting here, digging this and signing this petition.

Moar

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

(Redirected from More)

Jump to: navigation, search

Moar penor!

OMGZ! THE MONSTER DEMANDS MOAR!!!!!

Hitler demands MOAR ~~white~~ no, FGT, Aryan coffee!

Moar!

Moargasm in action

Fps Doug moargasms!

Moar artwork!

The reasons of why moderation is teh key

NEEDS MOAR NAO!!!!!

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

Moar, like sauce, is a word invented by /b/tards. Also like sauce, it is used whenever someone puts up some porn of unspeakable nature. It has become such a well known meme that it is often used in place of more in irc.

And we simply cannot forget that TARTlets want moar.

1 Truth
2 More
3 Moargasm
- 3.1 Things you may need moar of
- 3.2 Gallery

[edit] Truth

Moar isn't just some random word like most words and phrases ~~bastardized~~ ~~coined~~ corrupted by /b/. In fact, this word dates back to the Nixon era when General Sun Tzu invaded the Midwest. Nixon retaliated and threatened to bomb Tzu's home country with nuclear missiles. Pushing for more and more nuclear arms, the operation was codenamed "moar." Instead of storing the codename in a secure, high-tech storage device, Nixon's right hand man, Al Roker, decided to encode the name into the states of Missouri and Arkansas, which were previously a giant territory belonging to the Injuns. Many high-ranking officials have confirmed this, and proof can be found in the image below.

Coincidence? You be the judge.

[edit] More

More is ~~"apparently"~~ dead. Moar beat the shit out of more with a 2x4 Last Thursday and threw him off the San Francisco Bridge, leaving behind his two kids and an Al Green collection. No one has seen more since. It is said that more's children have grown up on nothing but Al Green, but have become influenced by him and are now eternal faggots.

There is a company in business called Moar House Furnishing. They must want moar!

[edit] Moargasm

A moargasm is a strange phenomenon that happens when someone needs so much moar of something that moargasming is the only way this moargasmic energy can come out. Having a moargasm has been said to cause the following symptoms:

Screaming extremely loud
Feeling of imminent head implosion
Nausea
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset stomach
Diarrhea flying out of your ass faster than your uncle's cock
Sudden impulsive inclination towards rape ( A.K.A. Brian Peppers Syndrome )
Ignoring extreme pain
Limb spasms
Seizures
Chuoside
Premature Ejaculation

Moargasms are very dangerous, but can be quelled by smacking the sufferer upside the head with a two-by-four. Due to the excessive amounts of energy released in the process ( equivalent to performing Over 9000 goatses on an hourly basis ), it has been widely known on the internets that Moargasming can turn you into a complete Fucktard and/or Brian Peppers candidate. The only tested and true way to cure moargasms is to eat a butter. Do NOT use margarine or you will suffer from a more painful lessgasm.

[edit] Things you may need moar of

In the event that you need moar money (which is likely, as you are a basement dweller) then you can always get a moartgage

MOAR PRE HISTORIC PALESTINE

[edit] Gallery

DO NOT WANT	Even User:Trav1085 NEEDS MOAR
	Get this man some more watermelon, NOW!!!	extinct due to lack of moar

asking for it



The usual reason for MOAR			She's riding my cock!
	...too much	For goths.	MOAR!
			MOAR!
Furfags want moar		I sell propane and propane accessories.
	Sometimes you really don't need moar.	Cockatiel Moar.	For the love of God, don't.
Moar boar wnat moar	Ugly girl NEEDS MOAR!	MOOOAARR!