Morrowind
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Morrowind is an RPG that allows you to spend hundreds of hours walking in-between identical locations and talking to NPCs that have the exact same set of responses. Since it allows you to gain imaginary money without the hassle of going online and interacting with other people, Morrowind is amazingly attractive to gamers so repulsive they can't even make friends in a MMORPG.
Morrowind revolves around your character, a reincarnation of Buddha or something, who must must achieve Nirvana kill Dagoth Ur, a faggot who wears a gay mask which looks like he stole it from a mummy of a Mayan emperor. You must first please Azura, a goddess who really doesn't give a shit about you and just wants you to kill Dagoth Ur, risking your ass in the process as Dagoth Ur's servants try to butt fuck you at every turn. You must kill Dagoth Ur (Who is immortal) by pwning the shit out of a heart that gives him said immortality to butthurt-ness. However, this heart must be pwned by using a short-as-your-dick dagger and a gavel-sized hammer.
Heated debate still subsides as to whether Final Fantasy games or Morrowind is the most efficient way of wasting your life. Some argue, though, that they're all kickin' rad games and that they have achieved Zen-like states by dividing their waking hours between posting on internet forums, playing Morrowind/Final Fantasy X and watching fansubbed anime. It should be noted, though, that this is normally considered an extremist point of view and that most people still form their loser identity through one or the other.
Morrowind is loved by Furries because it contains two furry races. (Both of which are completely nude when clothing is removed, as opposed to all other races having at least panties of some sort). Interestingly, they do not have any reproductive organs, though. The furries are used as sex slaves by the upper class nobles of Morrowind. You can even buy some yourself if you have enough Jew golds. Or you can be gay an abolitionist and free them. Either way this marks you as a Furry Lover and puts a death warrant on your head. You must have additional Jew gold in order to remove said death warrant.
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[edit] Races
Imperial: The Roman Catholic Caucasian of the game. Likes crusading against sandniggers and owning the whole world.
Redguard: Nigger who has skills in making fried chicken and farming watermelons and fighting.
Breton: Queer who doesn't fight with weapons and instead fires flaming jizz at enemies.
Nord: Eurofag who likes gay sex and hitting people with a big hammer to compensate for a miniscule genitalia.
Orc: Like niggers, but more inbred and green.
Khajiit: Cat furry who likes stealing. Kill on sight. The guards don't give a shit.
Argonian: Scaly who likes backstabbing and surprise buttsex. Deal with the same way as the Khajiit.
Dark Elf: A nigger elf. Smarter then other niggers, but still inferior to even humans.
High Elf: The Jews of the game. They pride themselves on having the most money and intelligence. However, they burn like dry grass doused in lighter fluid.
Wood Elf: PETA members and zoophiliacs. Can make animals have sex with them and shoot arrows.
[edit] Mods
This game was released with a construction set. This allows you to add more armor, weapons, quests, companions, and other shit. This allows basement dwellers to prolong their game time, further chaining them to their computer. Most lonely nerds use this to install sex and nude mods so they can fap over their level 23 Imperial slut.
[edit] Daggerfall and Arena
Each released over 100 years ago, both games were intended at first to create zombies for the world takeover of Bethesda Studios. However, this transformation took too long in preliminary tests (some subjects required over 9000 hours of gameplay) and this approach was saved for a later, though unannounced date (possibly an mmorpg). In their current states, each game serves as an archaic reference for before-time rpg-ers (as they would say, "before Morrowind") and take so much time to begin that your computer will turn to dust before you finish walking to the next town. Arena, the first time sinkhole from The Elder Scrolls series, boasts no graphics. It might as well be text-based. This game may have accounted for the emergence of more basement dwellers in the mid-1990's, as players were required to sit for so long they actually grew into their sofas. Daggerfall, the second in the series, was the exact same game, with bright shiny new colors. It took two IRL weeks to traverse the land. In the end, useful people chose to disregard the titles completely. These games are only used by utter failures as of the present.
[edit] See also
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