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Piss

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You don't always have to pay to watch someone piss.

As a noun, piss (or, to use medical jargon, pee-pee) is the fluid waste that exits teh cock and/or whatever-females-piss-out-of.

There is piss on the floor. lulz.

As a verb, piss is the act of the fluid waste exitting teh cock and/or whatever-females-piss-out-of.

Yeah, I pissed in your mom's ass last night. What are you going to do about it?

Sometimes when I piss, it burns. This is called gonorrhea, which is some nasty shit.

1 Urolagnia or Urophilia
- 1.1 Practises
  - 1.1.1 Risks
- 1.2 Euphemisms
2 Gallery
3 Videos
- 3.1 For the Furries
4 List of Urophiles
5 See also

[edit] Urolagnia or Urophilia

Urolagnia is the hearty enjoyment of urinating or being urinated upon in public. Some urophiliacs go as far as to save their piss for periods of months and then gorging themselves until their stomachs burst. As urolagniacs are all sick fucks and have no friends, relatives, or even coworkers willing to talk to them, they would then be left to die in a pool of their own urine, grinning like idiots, which they most certainly are. They regularly break very sensible laws about not pissing in the street, and would quite enjoy paying you for the privilege of having you piss in their eye, thank you very much.

As all society's evils naturally trace back to Emos, it is important to remember that most Emos are urophiles who piss the bed even though they are generally in their mid to late teens and should fucking well know better. It's yet another of their attention seeking techniques.

[edit] Practises

This being ED, there are many sick fucks (liek YOU) who want to know as many deviant sexual practises as possible. So here are a few that involve Piss:

Notice how the guy instantly stops fucking her when he feels a sudden gush of water.

From Rotten.com:

Cataracts of the Nile The woman lies on her back with legs apart. While his penis is flaccid or at least semi flaccid, the man kneels or stands between her thighs. He then pees forcefully onto her clitoris. Note that this game will be nearly impossible if the man has a full erection. Also, a better effect will be achieved if it is done when the woman is already highly aroused. Also, while the stream of urine will miss the clitoris if the woman is manually masturbating her clit at the same time, the couple could try inserting a vibrating dildo for added pleasure. This game could be adapted for lesbian sex, with some effort and concentration.

Log in the Amazon The man lies on his back while his partner squats over his penis and stimulates it manually. When the man signals he is about to come, his partner pees forcefully onto his penis, moving the stream of urine up and down the length of the man's shaft.

The Fountain of Venus When the woman's bladder begins to feel uncomfortably full, she lies on her back with legs spread. Her lover begins licking her vulva and clitoris (this works best if he/she lies between the woman's thighs, to avoid putting pressure on her bladder), giving special attention to the sensitive region just below the clitoris. The woman continues to hold her urine until either she reaches orgasm or can hold it back no longer. Her partner should ideally continue licking even while her stream is releasing, and the woman should fully void her bladder.

Watering the Oak Tree The man lies on his back and a female partner with a full bladder squats over him. She inserts his penis into her vagina, but does not begin the usual motions of intercourse. Instead, she simply pees. Some men experience orgasm immediately. Some possible variations on this game include stimulating the penis before "Watering the Oak" and for the woman to masturbate herself while astride her partner, allowing herself "to let go" when she orgasms or can no longer hold back the flow of urine

[edit] Risks

WARNING!

Drinking too much piss can have some unwanted side-effects:

This could prove useful for transexuals

Can I get STDs from Drinking Piss?

No. Of course not. Never. Except AIDS.

Why Does my Piss Taste So Sweet?

You have diabeetus. This is not suprising considering you are a fat lump of steaming shit. You're so fucking fat you would even drink piss.

[edit] Euphemisms

Watersports For obvious reasons.
Golden Showers Again . . .

[edit] Gallery

This happens if you're a filthy whore slut.	A lie told to scare you and hold you back from your full potential.	Urolagnia- it's the American way!	Whores liek to piss for teh camera
The answer is no	It is Delicious Mountain Dew. You must drink it	Furries . . . they're everywhere - like cockroaches.	Don't worry pedo, this little boy won't tell
If this doesn't make you want to piss, nothing will	The other kind of Watersports.	The other kind of Golden Showers.	We were much moar innocent back then.
Do it for the children.	DOING IT WRONG	The Wet T-Shirt Contest just became moar fun.