Mrfetch
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
mrfetch (Paul A. Carnes) [1], was first known as the newest addition in a long line of those hoping to challenge Anonymous and a great target for ruin. On January 25, 2008, Mr Carnes uploaded a blog entitled "ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!!" [BALEETED] and became a theoretical billionaire due to his views. His trolling consists of homosexual rants and the belief that the internet is his personal army; when in fact pretty much nobody likes him. He even hates himself.
After much drama, Rickyricardo & Cyanterrorist uncovered solid evidence that Paul was a troll (although it had been obvious to anyone with a brain for quite some time). Many people consider this as a win, but Mr. Fetch has never denied anything and actually went into the direction predicted. Upon being "exposed", Fetch /r/'d the dox of Cyanterrorist and ultimately failed.
Last Thursday, Fetch decided to host a Skypecast where people could ask him questions about his self proclaimed "rule of Anon". After a boring twenty minute monologue, Fetch was caught completely off-guard by an unexpected question and left as people started to realize Mr. Carnes was self-aware.
Currently, Paul "Fetch" is in an imaginary save-house somewhere in Alabama, waiting for an important phone call from Reverend Jacob K. Reist and CoS.
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[edit] Origination
The first few videos he made had absolutely nothing to do with Anonymous, 4chan, or anything like that. He had kept his whole "stop censorship" stance though, when Paul Fetch became butthurt after his Myspace account was deleted. Paul ran HaterAlert.com, which was shut down around the time he made "ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!". One particular video was made about him and some guy harrassing people around Wal-Mart. Another of him going apeshit, with the opening line being "Sometimes, people just need to laugh!". Mr. Fetch has succeeded drastically at being a troll since then in doing so by posting redundant videos lacking any real information what-so-ever.
Yes, Mr. Fetch is, indeed, a brilliant troll who disguises himself as an inbred, disgusting hick with an IQ equivalent to that of a retarded sloth on marijuana. When the moralfags leave Anonymous, Mr. Fetch will end his videos. Shut the fuck up, Paul.
[edit] Starvation
After several months of non stop trolling and flagging on Jewtube by Anonymous, Fetch is still a pestilence upon the land, and refuses to gtfo, on the basis that he either is too much of a retard to realize how hated he is, or simply because he's a huge fucking attention whore. Because Fetch is a much larger troll than anon is used to dealing with, and due to the fact that he gets shits and giggles about being the "most flagged user on Youtube," a different method is required than what the common practice has been.
Ignore the living fuck out of him. Pay him no attention as hard as you possibly can. Never look at his profile again, never watch one of his videos again, even to flag the video or to give it a one star rating. Jewtube is run by a bunch of greedy Zionist pigs, and now that Fetch is a jewtube partner, as long as he gets views, they will never ban him or remove his videos, even if he threatens to kill Barrack Obama or some stupid shit like that.
[edit] Video Synopsis'
Two words. Epic Fail.
Looooong version below, read at your own peril
[edit] ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!
This is Carnes' first video, and unfortunately no mirror of it seems to exist. A synopsis of the video is easily summarized. The whole video is of him telling Anonymous to calm the fuck down, being a response to the FOX 11 report. He wore a wife-beater.
| —mrfetch, ANONYMOUS Stand Down!! |
[edit] ANONYMOUS This is War
After only two days, his dox were shamelessly found. This video does not seem to be any different from his previous one, except he is now wearing a shirt. Paul emphasises that the situation his is in is "getting wild". It must be noted that due to having survived Sudden Infant Death Syndrome as a child he can no longer construct a grammatically correct sentence.
That is the closest thing to a mirror available. This is NOT the original video, and not the full one either. Edits are seen being obvious (nazi footage, twin towers, zooming, etc...
Through the end of the video, he makes it clear he is going to make his first attack. The attack itself was nothing, just a cliffhanger to make people keep watching his videos.
[edit] Anon Attacks?
While trying to upload his latest video, Carnes claims he ran into some minor issues which wouldn't allow him to upload the video at the time. In reality, he probably did, but it gave him the idea to complain about it in the video description, thus feeding the troll and raging the newfags. This 'problem' lead him to make a new account, named rightfully so, Paulfetch.
[edit] Operation Inside Anonymous
After two videos promising to strike Anonymous and to get them where it hurts, Paul decided encouraging others to create sockpuppet YouTube profiles and try to spy on Anonymous, obviously ignoring the paradox it creates would be the best move to make next.
Paul reiterated how dangerous Anonymous was, he reassured that the situation was, indeed, serious business. He goes on to explain how awful Anon treated Gay Diamond and what horrible things they did to her and eventually drove her off YouTube. So his strike was really just, according to him, the signal to let others know to strike. He promised his real strike would happen on Wednesday.
| —mrfetch |
[edit] Internet World War
In the last video, Paul promised that he would present videos showing the cases for and against his cause. He compared the War on Anonymous to other great world conflicts, and talked about a puppet master who tried to control the people's actions. He preach about the importance of not doing what the puppet master said to do. Fetch closed the video promising a controversial video upon his return. He wouldn't say when the next video would be posted, as hackers continue to attack him and prevent him from posting (even though he posted this video without a problem). But he promised that this video would REALLY be his strike against Anonymous, and would give them something to think about. Really. For real this time. Honest...
| —It's Aspies, not 'spies' |
[edit] PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET
Cyanterrorist and rickyricardo123's tag team rape of fetch, followed by sloppy seconds from corgijacked.
Being the awesome internet celebrity he is, Paul Fetch felt betrayed due to the fact that it turned out that not even Cyanterrorist likes him. He started off by warning teh internets that you don't fuck with the Fetchinator, since he afterall was offered the role of Legolas in Lord of the Rings, Jack Dawsin in Titanic, Clark Kent in Smallville and had Steven Spielberg licking his shaved balls. Fortunately, his real movie role was released on YouTube on 3/21. He then backfires the entire reason he showed up on teh internet and said he was helping Anonymous He then told everyone on "his YouTube" that everyone needed to get Robert Paulson's his personal info to bring him to justice.
I'm pretty sure this is illegal... 'LOL BALEETED
[edit] Where's Yo Brain At?
Paul states that Anonymous hates black people niggers, gay people fags, and Christians Christfags. He obviously forgot Jews hook-noses. This video was suppose to be the controversial video that we've all been waiting for by destroying his phone, dishes, and other miscellaneous shit in his mom's kitchen.
[edit] U.S. to Censor the Internet
Carnes decided to jump on the YouTube bandwagon and comment on net neutrality. Nothing much to say about it.
[edit] Paul Fetch Doesn't Have SEX!!!
That's right, you heard it here first.
In this video, Fetch first off disputes any rumors that he is being a troll a la Andy Kaufman, even though if you'll notice he doesn't actually say he isn't being a troll, just that he isn't Andy Kaufman. He then tells a story about how his life got flip turned upside-down, and he pissed blood for a couple of days, and got tested for AIDS, and even though his test results came back negative, he decided to not have sex, because he didn't want to spread any "diseases" that he may have had.
[edit] ANONYMOUS I'm sorry!!!!
Paul Fetch misleads the viewer into thinking he gave up, but turns it around by being like "lol guys j/k" and contrasting Anonymous as being worse than the KKK.
[edit] Paul Fetch on AN0NYM0US
In this vid Paul says Anonymous was founded by people who love V for Vendetta. He also claims newfag made up the internet hate machine.
[edit] Operation: Take Over Anonymous
ItsMargie [GayDiamond] had been suspended from YouTube by making a new account, so Fetch decided to comment on it. He threatened to go to LA and beat up the YouTube staff if they didn't unban Margie. Fetch decides to express that he is planning to remove all the skanks and haters from Anonymous.
[edit] TL;DW Faggotry
After being exposed as a troll by Cyanterrorist, rather than silently leaving the internet, or even rather than becoming even angrier than normal at Anonymous, Fetch simply lost his fucking mind. He began uploading several stunning videos, each more pointless than the next. None of these videos have any point or purpose to them. Such as a video of him eating a flower and a extreme faggotry video of Fetch wanted to get naked on youtube. The next video paul talks about "If you talk shit about me, you're going to hell. Hell!" Fetch needs to decide whether or not he likes anonymous or hates them. The next vid is seriously a fucking 22 minute video of him putting a birdhouse up unnessesarily high. The first and last two minutes are the only part that means anything, and he is just saying that he LUUUUUUUUUURVES Tory Magoo.
Fetch decides once again to call it quits. He's sick of all the negative feedback despite having said he was cool with Anonymous's actions in the previous video. The result? Fetch acts like a whiny 13-year-old emofag with Tourettes Syndrome, and says a heartfelt "FUCK YOU" to all of Anonymous, followed by a heartfelt "FUCK YOU HARDER" to all of his supporters.
Then in another video he continues to tell about his movie offers, and says that he is not going to give us up, let us down, or run around and desert us. Fetch bitches his ass off about how GayDiamond was suspended on JewTube. He then threatens YouTube/Google with an asskicking. He finishes by addressing Anonymous, saying "we are taking over."
[edit] Leader Of Anonymous
Leader: A guiding or directing head, as of an army, political group, ect
synonyms: ruler, director
antonyms: Paul Fetch, anyone on fox news
Paul Fetch stated in this video that he is the leader of Anonymous and encourages his "supporters" to get a Guy Fawkes mask, as the mask garners instant respect, recognition, Youtube view counts, street cred,, etc. He finishes off with the perfect disclaimer, saying that Anon isn't always going to agree with him, thereby removing Anon's actions from any association with himself. Also, he says that Anonymous is no longer "Legion," but rather "Legend," also proclaiming that Legion is now past tense.
[edit] More Subscribers than Smosh (Stop Hate)
Fetch has now reached an all time low, hard to imagine for this supertroll. He now begs for subscribers and for people to stop unsubscribing, as he's lost over 2000 subscribers already. He starts off by saying that he never cared about people subscribing to him, and that he's doing all the work for kicking out the haters from the internet, and that everyone needs to leave it to him to make the world a better place. Next, our little Fetchy raves about how he went to a baseball game with one of his butt buddies and that they somehow found a ball and had it signed by actual baseball players. Then he offers it as a prize for everyone that will stay subscribed to him. Right when he gets done blabbing about that, as if on cue, he renders the ball completely worthless by defacing it with his own signature. As if this wasn't enough, he licks the ball (probably to remind him of his homosexual fantasies). To finish it off it screams about how he must have more subscribers than Smosh.
Our little Fetchy is getting more desperate by the day (this is emphasized by how he is deleting fucking everything on his channel), and now YouTube reports he finally has zero subscribers (seems like YouTube knows what is best for this troll). However, this is due to a YouTube glitch, so once they restore the actual count, it should be as low as possible, so unsubscribe if you haven't already. The last recorded stable number of real subscribers is 21.
[edit] Your Turn - Zero Subs (YouTube Game)
This is almost as bad as his last video. Fetch now decides to start out saying that he's happy that the "haters" have bugged his YouTube subscriber amount. He then explains the entire method in detail of bugging an account on YouTube's subscriber amount. Then, as if he really wants to get banned from YouTube, he tells everyone who watch his videos to use this glitch on all of their accounts. Then he starts crying about how he's sorry that he "neglected" his subscribers, and that he didn't care for them because there are a lot of good channels on YouTube and they should receive some subscribers too (somehow Fetch didn't realize you could subscribe to more than one channel). Then he starts up again with his propagandistic sermons about how all of the haters are cut out of his subscribers and that everyone who is not a hater should subscribe. He then brings back out the baseball he talked about in his last video, and rants about how it's so extraordinarily valuable, and how he will become a rich man and buy it back from the person who receives it for a large sum of money. And as to finish in his last video, Fetch says he needs more subscribers than Smosh and everyone needs to play the "game." Basically, Fetch is getting more and more butthurt as time goes on, and his videos are becoming less and less understandable.
[edit] Anonymous - The Next Step
After a week from disappearing from JewTube, Fetch comes back with a video that is even more batshit insane than his other videos. He starts out by talking about what his version of "anonymous" is, in the pathetic hopes that new people watch his videos. Then he cuts to a short sequence where he praises the overlords of JewTube about how much he loves them, whereas in his previous videos he threatened to go to their HQ and kick their ass IRL. After that, he tells everyone who's subscribed to him to mass subscribe to each other (somehow Fetch seems a little too obsessed with subscribers). Then he cuts to another short and says how he wants to say one more thing, and that it will only take a minute (however at this point there's almost 10 full minutes left). The important thing he wanted to say was blah blah SCIENTOLOGY PROTEST IT!!!11one
Once done that, he goes into the highlight of this video: his master plan to undermine and destroy the oil industry. He starts off by telling everyone how much of a pussy he is and how scared he is to say it. However, after all of that, his plan is, even for him, surprisingly fucked up. He tells people to make their own engine for their cars, specifically, a hydrogen engine. Frankly, it seemed as if he was going to say something along the lines of "ANON GO AND ATTACK ANY SANDNIGGERS YOU SEE!" but this is not the case. Clearly, Fetch's dumbfuck syndrome is progressing, and his is a very terminal case.
Fetch's videos are getting more and more off topic, and his ideas are getting dumber and dumber (still hard to imagine for him). His videos now contain very little lulz, because it is so hard to understand why he is still making them.
[edit] Message to Scientology
If anyone ever had any doubt that Fetch was a fucktard, this video erases all of that. In this video, Fetch wants to let us know that "whenever something happens that's different, I need to let you guys know that something different has happened". He then shows off his computer that he felt was like a "best friend". After his TL;DR memories with his computer, he then claims that somebody crashed his computer. He also says "he doesn't know about y'all but he was very close to his computer". Rather then go check his computer for viruses (which is what any person with a trace of sanity would do), he talks about how Scientology tried to stop the Anonymous protest the same weekend his computer crashed. Then taking his faggotry to a new level, he destroys his computer, once again proving he swings like a girl. He didn't even the use the sharp end of his axe to destroy it. After more TL;DR ranting, he then lights his computer on fire, creating a small ring of fire which he didn't expect. In conclusion, he talks about how if you mess with Anonymous, you mess with him and anyone who has a problem with it will have serious consequences.
There you have it, Scientology is on Fetch's shit list and still no one gives a shit
[edit] Skypecast; Epic Fail for Paul
As Fetch had mentioned before, he decided to host a session on Skype so that Anon could ask him questions, however, Fetch basically ranted about some extremo-faggotry that's as diverse as contradicting himself about Mark Bunker, saying that he both likes him and doesn't like him, that his 'supporters' got Wise Beard Man banned from the tubes because Fetch said he didn't like him, that Scifags got him banned, and then saying that Viacom got Jewtube to ban him because he used a clip from the Colbert Report. He needs to make up his goddamn mind. He also claimed that he is putting together a legal team for Anonymous to match the Scifag's, and that on Halloween, Anonymous needs to go door to door in Guy Fawkes masks harassing old people handing candy out to kids about Scientology. At this point, somebody played a soundbit yelling at Fetch to shut the fuck up, and after three minutes of Fetch agreeing that he should be quiet, he finally shuts his mouth, and lets some people talk. Fetch nearly cries when the people who were hosting it with him who he thought were his friends turned out to be trolls and told him what they really thought of him. After some serious RAGE, Fetch is asked what makes him qualified to be Anonymous's leader. Fetch first pretends not to hear the question, and then when it is repeated, he leaves the Skype session. One can only hope that this means the demise of this troll. The owner of www.stoppaulfetch.com was win enough to save the whole thing and upload it both to his website, as well as youtube. Because it's very long, it had to be broken up into 8 parts, so links will be posted to the Youtube videos to conserve space. Check out the website, it's got some videos, and a very decent chat room.
Here are the 8 videos of the Skypecast, in order:
[edit] Fetch, The Never Ending Faggot
June 28, 2008
| —Paul Carnes on Mcdonalds and other gay bullshit |
[edit] Fetch Calls Gamestop
Last thursday Mr. Fetch decided to call a GameStop to check if they had anything to protect him from Anonymous.
What was he thinking, Battletoads? He failed horribly. He should have bought a dog.
[edit] NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
Last Thursday (no, srsly) a 13-year-old boy from Massachusetts named BodyXPolitic saw MrFetch's video and decided to dedicate his life to exterminate the "haters".
| —BodyXPolitic |
At first glance, he seems like a regular protestfag, but you can't judge a book by it's cover.
Talking to him on Skype (same as his YouTube, BodyXPolitic) ensues extreme butthurt and "SHUT UP SHUT UP" from him.
UPDATE: The son of a bitch has finally got a Stickam [2]. lulz baleeted
UPDATE 2: Disregard that, I suck cocks. [3]
What he usually does on Stickam is tell people to shut up. Oh, and he fucking jerks off. Lol baleeted too for playing too much with his dick!
What youtube has to offer of this zealot of his great leader
[edit] Gone with the Copypasta
"Hot BodyXpolidicking", by Anonymous
Bodyxpolitic lay there in bed, next to his leader. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Paul Fetch on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump. "Stop.." Paul Fetch mumbled with a growl, pushing him away. Bodyxpolitic turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured. He shook Paul Fetch awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Bodyxpolitic?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep. "I love you." "I love you too.." Paul Fetch said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered. "Do you really love me?" "Yeah, why?" Paul Fetch sat up further, sleep forgotten. "I want to have buttsecks with you.." Bodyxpolitic blushed. "Wait! What?" "I love you so much, I want to show you how much I love you, how much I appreciate how you've cared for me over the years, and been there for me. Now I want to be there for you." Paul Fetch looked perplexed, he stared at Bodyxpolitic, and then at the corner of his eye, there he saw it, Bodyxpolitic's standing erection, dead toward his face. He knew instantly. "Oh..." There was a pause, for a moment they did nothing but lay there, Bodyxpolitic staring hungerly toward Paul Fetch' beautiful faggy face as he in turn looked directly at Bodyxpolitic's smooth young cock.
A feeling stirred inside of Paul Fetch that he'd never felt before, not even through all of the years they had been friends. He bit his lower lip. "Bodyxpolitic, I.." "Please, just kiss me." "I-" "Please, just once. If you don't like it, I'll never bring it up again. Just once, please, for me." Paul Fetch was silent, but then slowly replied, "Okay. For you." Bodyxpolitic's hand reached up behind Paul Fetch' hairy neck, and slowly drew their faces closer to each other. His lips parted softly and a soft moaning emanated from them, anticipating the taste of his friends wet mouth to come. Paul Fetch resisted, but that only made Bodyxpolitic pull him in harder. Their lips met sideways, mouths open, their labored breaths mixing with each others. Bodyxpolitic pulled away slightly as they fully contacted with each other. "Oh, Paul, Paul..." A wave of sensation filled Paul Fetch' entire body, every muscle quaked with a shock of pure pleasure, his body melted, his lips quivered as they moved wet and hot against his friends'. With each passing of their tongues, he became more ravenous. More hungry. More like a leader. He suddenly pulled away, his finger’s clawed, accidentally scratching Bodyxpolitic across the cheek. "Oh god, Bodyxpolitic. I, fuck." "Just let it come to you, old buddy." "Fuck, I.. Fuck me." "What?" "I said fuck me. Fuck me now." "Turn over." Paul Fetch immediately and excitedly turned over onto his stomach, his ass facing toward Bodyxpolitic, the muscles of his anus causing it to puff out, exposing the bright pink, smooth innards that poked through the hair of his furry cheeks. He moaned in soft anticipation. He was afraid Bodyxpolitic's mother might hear. "FUCK ME. PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WAIT." Paul Fetch was nearly crying, as Bodyxpolitic's hesitation was like a thousand stabs to his heart. He felt like his world was tearing apart, lest his old childhood friend fucked him in the ass, right then and there. "Sure thing, buddy." Bodyxpolitic grasped the base of his cock, touching the top to the base of Paul Fetch' bright pink asshole. From the depths of Paul Fetch' throat came a mighty roar like that which had never been witnessed, as Bodyxpolitic's hard, 13 year old cock slid roughly into the depths of his ass. Bodyxpolitic's hips began to jerk, he felt the warmth of his friend's insides, he was fucking Paul Fetch in the ass. He knew this, but he just couldn't believe it. But he always came back to that warmth, and it shocked him back to the pleasure of his present reality. "OH GOD" Paul Fetch roared out, his English words were barely intelligible through his native alabama tongue. Bodyxpolitic pumped faster, harder, deeper into his leader's asshole, feeling the warm, wet suction as it pumped in and out. Paul Fetch' asshole began to bleed, and it only made Bodyxpolitic hornier. "Oh God, oh Jesus. I love you, Paul. I love you." "I love you too. Oh God I do." Bodyxpolitic's thrusting was so frantic, that neither had any room for words after so many minutes. They simply fell into the pleasure, into the depth of the feeling. Two friends, deeply rooted in fun and adventure, in the world of youtube, stickam, skypecasts, it all came rushing to them. Bodyxpolitic thought back on so many memories he'd had with this dear cherished friend, and came back to the moment at hand, and he realized that all of those beautiful moments finally had a focal point. He finally got what he wanted. He finally was making love to Paul Fetch. He continued to thrust, unthinking, until Paul Fetch turned, stared into his eyes. "Remember the time my house was swatted while you were away on vacation? When I was in the house? Oh god, I was so scared. I thought I would never see you again. I wanted to tell you so many things. That night, god, I wanted you to make love to me. I thought I would never have you again. Please come. Come in me like I always wanted you to that night. COME IN ME!" Bodyxpolitic's penis contracted in over 9000 spasms that shook the very depths of Paul Fetch' small, tight ass. He filled Paul Fetch to his stomach with his loving cum. He filled his ass. And he filled both of their hearts. "GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU. OH GOD." "I LOVE YOU TOO. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." They screamed to the heavens, these two, best friends, becoming one. But they were cut short by a sudden noise. Bodyxpolitic's mother came rushing into his room, her robe barely tied, her feet tripping up over themselves as she clumsily made her way to him in the dark. She flicked on the light. There, she saw her son, completely naked, hands gripped tightly over the waist of a blowup male doll, his penis half way inside of a hole overflowing with a mixture of sperm and lube. The goop from Paul Fetch' insides soaked the sheets and the lower part of Bodyxpolitic's body. "Are you, oh my god." The next morning, Bodyxpolitic's mother told his father what had happened, after recovering from the shock, and Bodyxpolitic's father spent the day beating the shit out of him, Bodyxpolitic was broken almost to the very edge of his life. And when it was over, and Bodyxpolitic was able to recover and see out of one eye, he made Bodyxpolitic watch him as he shoved his blow up doll, Paul Fetch, his best friend in the whole world, the love of his life, into a fire. Bodyxpolitic cried, but his dad just backhanded him and told him to go finish his homework. The next day, Bodyxpolitic's parents scheduled him to permanently see a psychiatrist. 3 years later, Bodyxpolitic shot himself in the face.
[edit] BRB FBI
AnonyHive while taking Paul "serious", contacted the FBI and found that everything he knew was actually a lie. AnonyHive went on to fap to Paul's Gay.com account, and cried himself to sleep after becoming self-aware.
| —AnonyHive on what should be done |
[edit] Responses
[edit] Quotes
| —mrfetch |
| —mrfetch talks to anonymous |
| —MrFetch begging to be skull fucked by anon |
| —mrfetch |
| —mrfetch, knowing serious business when he sees it |
| —mrfetch explains the methods of terrorists |
| —mrfetch describing the two days worth of negative comments on his videos |
| —mrfetch talking about serious business of internet world war. |
| —mrfetch on himself. Proof. |
[edit] Quotes From Anonymous
| —Anon warns Fetch that he cannot hurt us, and he will feel the butthurt of millions of /b/tards |
| — Anon points out to Fetch when it's time to throw in the towel |
[edit] Trivia
- About 100 years ago, a group of anon decided to post the blueprints to Tom Cruises house on futabachannel.org. This resulted in one of mr.fetch's spies reporting it to him and the website being shut down by party van. See futabachannel for moar info.
- Paul is a racist and homophobic in real life, as well documented on his various skype rants.
- is Baptist
[edit] The IRL Collection
 wut ? |
 jazz hands |
 when you see it |
 third from left side |
 third from left side, again lulz |
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[edit] Gallery
 Paul Fetch likes 'em younger. |
 asking for it? Anonymous Delivers |
 Paul Carnes bonding with his Father. |
 Nice vest. Note the semen in his mouth and the Freddie Mercury appearance. |
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 "Two fingers please." —Fetch to cowboy lover, indicating how many fingers to insert into his anus |
 Raging Against The Machine |
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 Paul is a leader! |
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 why he's called mr fetch. photo from his jewtube videos |
 Because they all start small |
 Hay guis, He's fighting back! |
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 Best case scenario, he's still retarded. |
 A spy disguised as anon, be afraid! |
 Mr. fetch gets it |
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 He's Taking You Serious. |
 Paul Fetch: Asking For It |
 Paul Fetch: He's Takin' Anon serious |
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 One of the Fetch's attempts to appeal to 12-year-old boys. |
 The true face of Fetch? |
 When you see it... |
 fetch with his fellow friends at a meet... |
 Carnes tables for Alabama KKK |
 Like Rule 34, if it exists, there is fanart of it. |
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[edit] See also
- Attention whore
- AnoEx
- chriscrocker fanboi
- Douchebag
- Epic Fail Guy
- Feltcho
- gay
- GayDiamond
- Hypocrite
- Intellectual Checkmate
- Ruining The Internet
[edit] External Links
- mrfetch
- PaulFetch
- FetchResponds
- seclists.org full-disclosure Paul "Fetch" Carnes
- Ego boosting site made by Paul Fetch
- XTube, lol
- Mr Fetch's Youtube Sockpuppet Account where he pretends to be a 13/16 year old GIRL! (FAG)
- Stickam Profile
- mrfetch myspace
- mrfetch "other" myspace
- southeast equality alabama myspace (previously run by Mr Fetch)
- mrfetch photobucket currently locked
- Equality Alabama; Mr Fetch's old semi volunteer job
- Mr. Fetch's private headquarters
- MrFetch IRL Baptist Church in Dothan
- Chipola College MrFetch's Alumni
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