Mugen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Not to be confused with Honda Mugen
M.U.G.E.N. is the wonderful world where fanboys go to have wild orgasms about their childhood heroes fighting together because game companies dont give a shit about what they want. In this, they automatically pwn Marvel vs Capcom 2 with it's indisputable collection of ripped off Marvel characters masquerading as inferior DC comic book heroes.
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Mein Mugen
The purpose of the game was to tell Marvel to kiss my ass for not making MVC3 a possibility. Over the years, everyone spends more time bitching about politics rather than playing the game, making Mugen the first unplayable piece of anal gob ever created. However, it is rumored that Jesus will return on Judgment Day and end this situation by making more bitchfests about a new sequel called:
MUGEN IS DEAD, FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO
(Unless Jesus is made into a playable character, thus placating him.)
It is also "free" but those who support it don't know what free means.
Story
Main story: Some karate character has a girl friend who gets kidnapped by a never created villain who's too suave to make an appearance.
Other stories:
- 2nd idea (which fanboys agreed): A mysterious ghost of all fighting invites any and all warriors to the world of Moogaan to kick the shit out of each other like in Super Smash Bros
- 3rd idea: Generic fighter X fights until the engine crashes
- 4th idea: The majority of shitty stories can be seen on YouTube
- 5th idea: The karate character from before gets his dick caught in a jar of pickles and unsuccessfully performs a series of karate moves as an attempt to remove it
Gameplay
The objective of the game is to find over 9000 characters and stages (while never touching them after one time) and fag up Jewtube with as many videos containing either of the following:
- Super Saiyan SSJ9000 Evil Shin Orochi Omega Shotokan Akuma-like characters
- The rare "NORMAL" matches that people will never give a shit about
If your vids manage to pull a Google and lead everyone to you via the search bar, you are teh winnar!
You cannot play arcade mode because it is completely pointless. Nor can you play vs mode because online did not make love to mugen. This is a one player game btw.
Features
Character Creation: Creating a M.U.G.E.N. character is like writing fanfiction but for a video game instead of for no reason at all. The best mugen creators are very proud of the characters they make, and will be very upset if you steal their hard work.
Types of characters you can create:
- Totally original characters, this usually manifests in the form of a recolor of Ryu or K' with lightning or fire added to make him look like the character they worked so hard to think up
- Anything considered illegal
- Perfectly fucking normal characters, made by creators who work really hard at making the game a fun and worthwhile experience
- Characters that have something wrong with them, and the fucking creator is too fucking lazy to fix the motherfucking problem so I have to deal with a character that could be cool but isn't because some fag gave up making his stupid motherfucking MS paint character
Stage Creation: Because you've never made a wallpaper before.
The Mugen Community
The Mugen Fanbase is the greatest lulz fest evar created by god himself. In general, there are two different factions:
- Idiots that constantly try to prevent code use, despite character coding being open for this purpose AS SPECIFIED IN THE FUCKING README. They back this up by bringing up arguments about BASIC coding language, but in all honesty, who the hell would use that as a defense today?!
- Idiots that believe that Mugen is a war between leechers and creators and shout "WE WON WE WON" whenever they get leaked betas or some forum slackens the rules on character distribution.
Creators: The people who have no lives and spend countless hours making things for people to enjoy, then hide in the closet when someone other than themselves hand them out to people. They usually consist of:
- Sprite Artists (Gods of anything)
- Sex offenders (responsible for countless hentai bitches)
- Photographers (Want shitty back grounds? Take a picture of your ass and turn it into a level)
- C++er's (uses codes as an excuse to hog their shit, example of pure bitchy-ness)
Leechers: Makes up 150% of every user on the internet according to this dipshit. These are people who would most likely join warehouses because the communities loves money.....er politics.
The M.U.G.E.N Communities' Code of Ethics
On July of 2006, the M.U.G.E.N Wikipedia article became victim of an edit war involving the PMS-diagnosed people of Randomselect fagging up the article with the "rules of the Mugen community" in hopes of abolishing leeching and warehousing for good and, ultimately, becoming the next fan favorite idiot-bashing Mugen group. Here is a list of these rules in which the entire internets must abide by to avoid being hassled by MRev fanboys still living in the 2003-era of Mugen.
| —This needs no explanation |
- Do not host or upload characters anywhere, that includes your own webspace, e-mail, Rapidshare, and Archive.org.
- Do not modify characters without the creator's permission, even if they are no longer active in the scene or even alive.
- Do not request characters, and do not inquire about characters you see on select screens posted by people who demand that you not request said characters.
- Do not reveal links to characters found on public webpages, this is what is considered to be "leaking of private material".
- Do not create patches for characters, including AI patches, palettes, and DOS patches.
- Do not release open-source sprite packs, and do not reveal the methods of ripping from certain games.
- Do not report character releases on news sites or message boards.
- Do not post screenshots and YouTube videos of characters.
- Do not ask for older versions of characters.
- Repeat rules 1-9, only replace the offended creator with the offended spokesperson of the creator.
Failure to comply with any of these rules will result in multiple statements from creators of quitting Mugen, knee-jerk closings of creator sites and databases, 70-page shitstorm threads, and a vast quantity of ShoShingo-homage posts from newfags such as Kung Fu Man, Byakko, Hoshi, TMasta, and MachinaWeapon.
Community Meme Failures
- Bardock
- In an attempt to derail a topic, people post pictures of this infamous Dragonball Z character over and over again until a mod locks the topic.
- JUST BLOCK
- Used by creators who don't want to fix broken chaining. Actually is more successful than the other Mugen memes and has apparently broken out into other non-Mugen boards.
- YOU CAN AIR-BLOCK IT
- A line from a leaked PM conversation between Jango and PotS, said by the latter. Now used for a multitude of reasons.
- /me drops a steamroller on [Target]
- Kung Fu Man uses this when he attempts to pwn people, so you'd be wise not to try saying it.
- EVERYONE HATES HOMER
- Have a bunch of Mugen characters use finishing moves on Homer Simpson.
- Soul Society
- Replace the background image for DJ-VAN's Soul Society stage with any image you can find.
- Passion Fruit
- Used by Kung Fu Man when someone pointed out a glaring contradiction in one of Kung Fu Man's many arguments. Now is used when there is no possible counter-argument. See no u.
- God Orochi
- Possibly the unfunniest forced meme ever to grace the MUGEN community. Someone decided it would be a good idea to use one of Mizuchi's winposes as a stance for Orochi and call him GOD OROCHI!!111 A few edits of other characters featuring this stance arose. If you found this funny, you need to kill yourself.
- King Dedede's Face
- Basically a zoomed in picture of Kirby's King Dedede is posted whenever someone makes a stupid comment. Was considered one of the best things to ever hit Mugen until it was ruined when a Guild faggot shopped the words O RLY onto it.
- P.o.t.S. by Ken
- Came into creation by JSMugen faggots who were joking about a private Ken by MUGEN creator P.o.t.S. (GET IT, THEY REVERSED THE AUTHOR AND CREATION?! HILARIOUS) so that's your first sign to stay away. Unfortunately, it broke out into the community and is always used (especially by P.o.t.S.' cockmonglers) when discussion of private characters is mentioned. While the more recent "Iori's Vans" which is much funnier, MUGEN has a history of ignoring funny stuff and maintaining the status quo.
- nDo/nWo
- The nDo was a so-called "new world order" of MUGEN, consisting of three members (Layzie the Kid, Miss Papaya Kid, and shinaku) and was well-known for the infamous takeover of Mugen Dev on May 6, 2002. The gimmick ended shortly after, but years later some newfag attempted to revive it on Mugen Guild but to no avail. Recently, a new nWo phase was marked, where the most notorious douchebags of the new mugen "scene" changed their forum profiles to reflect different wrestlers, mainly nWo-ites. this too, was started by the newfag above. It was fairly effective, as it was a trolling joke and managed to draw the hate of most of the major and non-major Mugen sites. People still argue about it, which is pretty retarded.
Antagonists
Kung Fu Man
A basement dwelling Jew and self-proclaimed Elecbyte developer that writes poetry and tries to lead the Mugen Community to righteousness, all while donning a tin-foil hat. Anonymous Mugen player describes him as "The 30-year-old older brother that doesn't have a job and lives with his parents." Nobody knows his story, but fanon claims that his real name was Ashley McGowan, that he catches the bus to his community college, and is constantly beaten up in real life. His goal in life is to gain the approval of his parents who never loved him. Contrary to his racial heritage, Kung Fu Man has very little money, and thus connects to the internet with dial-up. It should also be noted Kung Fu Man is known for having a butt/poop fetish. This is evident because:
- A) Most insults he makes involve these
- B) He is known for having gay online sex twice peoples of questionable gender, one of who is a pre-operational transvestite. However rumors circulate that this number has since doubled.
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: On his site, Randomselect, characters from Sunboy or most of the other "retired" creators were downloaded from archive.org versions of their sites, a site that Kung Fu Man considered a warehouse! Oh the irony.
LITTLE KNOWN FACT #2: Kung Fu Man's life-long dream is to become a full-fledged MRever and PWN unsuspecting newbies, despite the fact that MRev disbanded several years ago and most members having moved on with their lives. Not to mention KFM is regularly owned by the likes of WaruiGouki, DGJ, titiln, Infiinma, Messatsu, and Sepp--all former MRev associates! OH THE IRONY x2.
Evil Kung Fu Man
Bastard brother of the above with faggotry and no awesome. Public Community enemy number one for making people happy. Who gets home everyday from middle school after getting beat up by girls, goes home to put on eyeliner, turn the lights off in his bedroom in the basement, like all of the cool kids have, lights some candles, cuts his wrists, and cries while damning god and listening to My Chemical Romance. last seen getting anally raped by his uncle. Loves playing the flesh flute.
JudgeSpear
Some Azn who is a well-known self-righteous attention whore; he makes tons of Mugen videos on Jewtube. He has over 9000 videos, and therefore must either have no friends or life, possibly both. Used to rub everyone's dick in his shit but now everyone craves his cock instead. Is known to hog Warner's shit characters and apply "balance fixes" to make them the most overrated characters ever conceived. Also was the first to guide Mugen to certain doom by using unique characters nobody cares about and rig his stages with illegal MP3s all the way up to music from the Weather Channel. Also has a fetish for shit games like Dynasty Warriors and SHMUP, the latter's fanbase providing poor satisfaction because they're a bunch of thirty year old geezers. You may help society by spamming his Jewtube profile with insults and ad hominem attacks. He is currently trying to make the community have a more positive outlook, starting with his forum, by deleting posts/accounts of users with differing opinions from his own.
XCB
The man in Mugen whom everyone wants to stick their atrophied penises into. He's considered one of Mugen's greatest creators (when in fact all but Genkai and Venom suck) because of ZOMGFX, and is also considered to be the rare black Mugen creator. He is known for quitting Mugen three times, once after his Rogue was "warehoused", once after his Jill was leaked, and again after his Blaque was leaked. Every quit makes more people inspired to fight the great war against warehouses, in hopes that he will eventually return, or give them the holy grail of all Mugen Characters, Silent Storm. Not all leecher response is positive though, as a random Youtube frequenter claims that "He's a sexist homophobe who gets a tantrum if some one beats his 'girls' using Wario." Spends his free time making winquotes for Blaque that imply having sex so as to give himself a massive erection, or otherwise living vicariously through a webcomic he draws with weird popeye-anime hybrid girls.
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Eli is actually the Wrong Location, Nigger.
Laxxe23
This douchebag from another planet has come here for one reason only: To destroy the Mugen community because he has no life at all. He is too busy doing politics at his grandmother's house and loves his shitty conversion of Kirby way too much. He is also color blind, which is laughable since he tried to make palettes at one point. Laxxe is a bitch who has nothing better to do in his life than force warehousers into submission. He sucks as a creator and he sucks at life. He also is one of the Sand Terrorists that got beaten by his parents.
| —An actual quote from Laxxe23. No, Seriously |
Disciples
Agentsix
A 6'10" 3D modeler from da hood that calls people to spam for him because he's too busy adding in wordfilters for every spelling of the word "nigger" to Mugen Infantry.
| —A derailed nigger |
Neo-Kamek
Known for being XCB's love slave. It's a well-proven fact that Neo-Kamek will not attempt anything unless either Eli did it first, or if said creation will please Eli. After the Blaque incident, Neo-Kamek quit for a grand total of 10 minutes and returned to thunderous applause as the community is totally DEAD without him. Following his triumphant return, he proceeded to fix his Kamek so that it could beat broken characters like Psycho Shredder. Likes to say "Hocus Pocus" a lot. Will rip off your Jewtube videos, then make shitty Youtube Poops out of them. If you ever see him, the recommended course of action is to bitchslap him and tell him he is unfunny.
Warning: Don't talk shit about Neo-Kamek, because doing so is banworthy.
Claude Speed
AKA Iori400 and named after a character from some faggot game, Claude was one of the few people who believed that Smoke was a girl. After receiving ops on Mugen Infantry, Claude Speed temporarily used his power to destroy all who opposed Smoke, only to have his power removed. In his depression of losing his power, and of seeing his girlfriend getting fucked in the ass, he attempted to become an hero by overdosing on Children's Tylenol. However the attempt failed, and he is now laughed at by every English-speaking member of the community.
Jesuszilla
Some MUGEN creator who made a few characters that noone cares about, who has an affinity for cat girls. Originally a YTMND frequenter and an ex-KKK member, he came to the Mugen community to spread his wise ways to the rest of the world. His fanbase consists solely of Kung_Fu_Man, who, when asked to comment on Jesuszilla's most popular character, Felicia, stated in an overly exuberant fashion, "THIS IS KUNG FU APPROVED!" Is known to jump on a lot of trendy bandwagons as witnessed on his Jewtube account. He also idolizes Laxxe23's dickery, so if anything, that's a clear sign to stay the fuck away. But these are only his daytime activities. At 4:00 AM in his parents' house, he transforms into a sand nigger who terrorizes the world. Want proof? Here you go!
As you can see, this shitty Moogen creator got mad at the world for his terrorist antics.
WaruiGouki/Jango
A chink that spends his time making shitty NES/SNES stages that nobody downloads and most people say suck, which makes it even worse that he actively defies Nintendo by using roms to make them. Due to him being a smelly otaku with webbed feet, the first moniker was a name he haphazardly threw together because he was confident that sticking the word "Bad" in front of Akuma's name was totally original. Later on, he changed his name to be that of the legendary pirate Jango from One Piece, but all it did was confirm his homosexual tendencies. Is known for cosplaying as Dr. Frank N. Furt from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and invoking PENIS PENIS PENIS whenever he's emotionally cornered.
Ampchu (Pronounced Ampooch)
Creates Mugen videos on JewTube. He likes really girly fighting games like Immaterial and Missing Power, Eternal Fighter Zero, and Melty Blood, all which feature nothing but loli which Ampchu insanely faps to on an abnormal basis. He is also a hardcore Haruhi fantard, and will shit bricks if anyone fights Haruhi without his permission. Lulz ensued when GF202020 (Also known as Game Fag Triple 20) fought Haruhi and got double perfects on her for the 9001th time and Ampchu accused him of being a traitor. Ampchu is a retarded rabid lolicon and his ass buddies with markyjoe1990. If you want piss him off, fight Haruhi with Slime, the greatest Mugen creation ever. Ampooch is also a huge Sonic fan and a furry.
Floofiekun
Some bitch who owns a jewtube account where he makes MUGEN videos with the loli girls that he ferociously masturbates to every night. His vids also include overused music from Dance Dance Revolution because JAPANU IS COORU. Is currently tasking his butt buddy to delete this text. They're the guys you're after, sysops!
Known ED accounts of him (and/or his fucktoys) include:
LotusBlossom,
JadeDragon,
SpitterSerpent666,
456654,
123123,
SerpentDragon,
WolfFang,
52135213,
12121,
4521,
Troll their user pages until they quit IRL forever!
Signed,
A RAPE SPIDER
BlueWolfmageXX
A Mexican furry and Mugen-Infantry global moderator who spends every waking moment of his day to make sure no one is making fun of him or his internet crush, Nekosage. In addition to using his mod powers to get rid of people who flame him, he also edits every Nekosage thread so he can stare longingly at his name at the bottom of one of her posts. In the 2 years since registering, Wolfmage has spent the equivalent of over 300 days at Mugen-Infantry, and has yet to make a single good post. When confronted, Wolfmage will post every variation of "you're stupid" he can muster up in his broken English for as long as other people are willing to respond. Oh yeah, and he also had cyber-sex with a 9 year-old.
Gay Mugen Sites
- Mugen Guild - Only three words can describe this site in its current state: Total fucking chaos.
HOW TO TROLL: Post 4chan memes over and over again because two of the more prominent staffers (Titiln and #Shaun) are members of Something Awful
- Mugen Infantry - Where all the niggers in the Mugen community congregate and talk about life in the ghetto. Local IQ is UNDER NINE
THOUSAND.
WARNING: Any post that doesn't say NICE CAR +1 or GUD JOV will get you b&. Don't talk shit about Mugen Infantry, or its admins and moderators, because doing so is banworthy and you will get cussed out by Mugen Infantry's entire community. Which just proves that everyone there are idiots, pussies, and niggers.
HOW TO TROLL: Call people niggers, as the staff is either black or black-friendly
- Randomselect - What an original name! One of the last two forums that still use leechers, warehouses, stolen, and idiots in their daily vocabulary.
HOW TO TROLL: Make jokes about the holocaust, as the majority of the popular guys are Jewish
- Ultimate Garou Forums - A place where frenchies go to masturbate to lolis. Due to people with intelligence rubbing their dicks in the admins' faces, posting must now be approved by staff first.
HOW TO TROLL: Tell them Haruhi sucks, because they all fap to Haruhi there
- Trinity Mugen - Best described as "Newfag HeadQuarters" due to the fact they all post old, dead memes, it's run by a Messican, a Psycho, a BIX NOOD, and a furry... Wait, that's not a Trinity! Trinity comes from the matrix and the massive forum mods with no members.
HOW TO TROLL: Post Felicia hentai, because Jesuszilla goes batshit when he sees that
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