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Mullet

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a mullet in comfortable environs.
a mullet in comfortable environs.
Knows she's mullet spawn and is proud of it!
Knows she's mullet spawn and is proud of it!
In order to grow a mullet, you have to push it to the limit.
In order to grow a mullet, you have to push it to the limit.

We all come to the point in our lives where we choose to make a “fatal error.” Perhaps it was the time you tried to cut off your dead grandma’s ring finger so you could go buy some angel dust, only to discover that she was in a mild coma. It could be the day that you claimed that the TV program "Touched by an Angel" made you molest all of those 10 year olds. It might even be the time you shat in the mouth of a disabled child for giggles. But no matter how heinous your crime, you are an angel compared to those who wear... the mullet!

 
 
Business on top... party in the back!
 

 

—Cletus the barber

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