Mushroom Kingdom Fusion
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Mushroom Kingdom Fusion is a Mario / Zelda / Kirby / Sonic / Mega Man / just-about-every-franchise fan game founded by Mugen fag JudgeSpear. Though the game itself seems to be decent enough complete trash, one should remember that nothing good comes from Azn fags like JudgeSpear, and as such should be avoided.
The Game
MKF is currently unfinished. The current release is 0.2.5 beta, because the fags making the game are taking too long and keep adding some new game elements every second.
Characters
The game features too many playable characters, ten of which (including the Mario Bros.) are required to beat the game. Developers seem to focus on adding more and more 'secret' characters (which aren't really secret because THE IDIOTS ANNOUNCE THEIR ADDITIONS TO THE GAME) instead of working on the core ten.
Plot
Unlike characters, Developers actually keep the juicy parts of the plot a secret. What is known is that a cosmic horror, known as Legion, is fusing all of the worlds together and taking them into his realm, known as Twisted Reality (world 0, though it's the tenth world). Anything else revealed isn't really that important. In retrospect, the story is fucking retarded and is even worse than Kingdom Hearts in its plot.
Indecision
Recently,The Development Team of Mushroom Kingdom Fusion decided to remove several elements of the game including the half-assed shitty shmups system and world 6.. A whole world dedicated to fail. This is almost Great News because it means a shorter and more focused game in general, but in the end it doesn't matter because no one who matters is going to play this fucking pile of steaming shit anyways.
Mushroom Kingdom Fusion Reactor
The boards for MKF's development. Like George Bush, it is full of crap. The forums have too many Admins and "Junior Team Members" who are really mods in disguise with inferiority complexes. Following are all the fags you need to know about:
JudgeSpear
A former MUGEN player who hasn't changed at all since he left the retarded MUGEN community. The founder of the project, JudgeSpear is an Admin of the boards, which are full of failing retards that are made up of as much fail as he is. Occasionally, though, a horribly unfunny member arrives, only to be banned like the total scum he is.
Penisi
Genisi can be most easily described as a double-edged penis: On the one side he's egotistical and thus awful level designer having created some extraordinary stages like the Isle of Faggotry, which can be thought of as a very gay stage. On the other side Genisi is well-known for his problems according anger management: On the chat he would often kick any user for no reason. His ambitions might be a secret for most of the members of MKF. He rages often and made Ancara, a forum goer famous for his shitty levels, butthurt.
Mew
Well, Mew is some weird guy who is working on MKF's story. He's a guy from Canada, but that's all we know of him and thus his actual RL identity can be regarded as a secret. Mew is really a basement dwelling faggot who draws pictures and doesn't really do any real work on the game. He loves milk in bags and is probably a transexual. He and Typho are probably cyber buddies. He also loves to role play as Mew and likes to "cuddle" with the other members. (LOL FURRY)
ArcticXero
A forgotten troll that trolled MKF often. He was influenced by PeskyPlumber (a legend in his own right) and had help from Supnitle and Poppants. These two worship him like a god and Supnitle eventually decided to follow in his footsteps. (Too bad he failed.) ArcticXero trolled so massively that he recieved many bans on both the chat and the forums. He created an alt and continued to troll, until he was found out by the Internet Police on MKF and was permanently banned from the forums. So far, many MKF forum goers have tried to follow in his footsteps, but have failed immensely. R.I.P. - A True Hero
The Trolling That Started It All
Supnitle
A hopeless unsuccessful troll moron who thinks he's the best troll in existence. Instead, he's fail incarnate. He started the "nevar4get" meme, which, like him, is a bucket full of fail. He's currently at vacation in Korea, dealing with morons that fail more than he does. This just might be one case where Trolls Trolling Trolls is justified.
The reason he fails at trolling is his tendency to admit it. He has done this many times, and as such is a total failure. The only reason he's still unbanned is because he sucks at trolling, and at the same time isn't fail or unfunny enough to warrant a ban.
Example. Oh dear, it looks like you might need an account.
Shadick
The "game designer" solely responsible for Mkf ware and a million other clusterfuck games that no one even remotely gives two shits about.He was eventually raped with the ban sword for failing over 9000 times.Some of his greatest fails include shitty attempts at alting and pretending to be a woman.
Poppants
An annoying moralfag that stupidly defends every moron who does something unfunny, especially FiremariomkiZX and Supnitle. He and Finlander are responsible for the Good Times forum RP series, which somehow managed to be good suck horrendously,since role playing in the internets is for fags in the first place.
Captain Cook
A lazy moralfag White Knight with anger management problems, which, luckily, tend to show themselves when someone's being stupid. He's a channel op on IRC and a mod in the dead Chatango chat. He has been shown to explode during one of Supnitle's failing antics, drama over MONEYMAN's ban, and general exposure to faggotry. He's also a Christian and loves to make threads to convert people to Christianity and hates fags, niggers, spics, and is probably a member of the KKK.
MONEYMAN
A newfag incapable of doing anything except recolor sprites that don't need recoloring. He once got banned for 104 days for failing, but the retarded community whined over lack of evidence for his ban. JudgeSpear exploded in anger and threatened to quit work on MKF. In addition, the forums were closed until that night.
Clark
An idiot who makes up forced memes which clog the Off-Topic board. After people realized his memes were total fail, mods put heavy restrictions on their use. In an either rare moment of decent trolling or total stupidity, Supnitle got his account password on the former Chatango chatroom and banned everyone still using it. When Captain Cook discovered this, Supnitle then proceeded to virtually punch him in the face. Obviously butthurt, Captain Cook immediately banned the trollfag. To add insult to injury, Supnitle was unbanned while Captain Cook was amending the ban log on the forums.
Theused
The self-appointed "Master of Taco Meat". An embarrasingly unfunny fag who believes every conspiracy theory that comes along. He posts several joke threads in the Off-Topic board, which make everyone who isn't epic fail facepalm.
Example
FiremariomkiZX
The greatest person to ever live.
A banned member full of so much fail that even failure that is the MKFR considered him as fail. After trying to insert himself into the game several times and just generally being stupid, he was smacked by the banhammer and knocked out for a while. He apparently was less fail when he returned, but eventually fell back to his old self, which required a full-powered swing of the banhammer to fix.
RisingManes
The "only remaining girl" who isn't actually a girl because there are no girls on teh internets. "She" is a total emo effeminate nutjob incapable of handling mod duties because "she" lets emotions get to "her". Such is the reason why "she" was demodded from the forums. It is currently unknown why "she" is still an IRC channel op. Everyone defends "her" when "she" feels sad, angry, or offended, so "she" has an internet posse, so you better not fuck with "her", or you'll get a bunch of horny, under aged, children after your ass.
Qu
An 18-year old Neckbeard who contributed to the game via suggestions. He finally got his shit together and put a team called Team Discovery Channel made up of junkie manwhore, a Brit and some other guy. They're all to lazy to get any shit done.
LKA
The owner of the IRC Chat and possibly the only sane man at the MKFR. He has a natural dislike of the community, which is completely understandable. However, he's a complete idiot for allowing the cancer (and the community itself) to have an IRC channel, and as such is fail like the rest of them. He should just leave the community all together and prove that he's actually win.It should also be noted that he has a deep and eternal love for Lolis.
Aquarius
A gigantic faggot and self proclaimed "/x/pert", Aquarius likes sucking cock and in his spare time makes shitty games in Game Maker. He also has a bunch of shitty forum game threads and loves to stroke his enormous e-penis. He believes that since he comes from 7chan he is superior, but in reality, he's really a nigger.
Typho
An eleven year old under age ban, Typho has an obssesion with RisingManes, and probably wants to cyber with her. He always asks to help but gets turned down because he does nothing or makes shit that nobody wants or likes. He's also a Canadian Azn (What the fuck? How is that even possible?) He also cried and threatened to leave MKF forever, because Supnitle flamed him. (jesus christ learn to edit wikis you zetta sons of digits)
Vic
A neckbeard, Vic comes from Poland (LOL YOU GUYS GOT OWNED IN WW2) and generally loves fapping to child porn and sucking LKA's and Genisi's dicks. He likes to make god awful threads on the forums and has OP powers on the IRC Chat. (LOL PROBABLY BECAUSE HE SUCKED SO MUCH DICK). He thinks he's "cool" and better than most people, but he's really a faggot like the rest of them.
Bobinator1992
Another neckbeard (NO SURPRISE THERE), Bobinator1992 spends his time on the forums trying to act cool and gain the love of his fellow forum goers, but everyone really hates him. He makes terrible threads on the forums and plays shitty games no one cares about. He was also an anti-furry, but eventually turned into a furry, because he's a gigantic faggot and because one of his favorite Youtube Poopers turned into one. What a hypocritical nigger. Spam his Youtube channel here.
Lewrawen
A flaming homosexual and pedophile, Lewrawen loves to disguise as a girl and tries to cyber with everyone in the forums and in the chat. He is an unfunny retard and advertises a shitty Final Fantasy roleplaying forum (What a bunch of faggots). He loves child porn and is most likely Vic's homosexual partner. Spam and troll his shitty forums here.
Dvv402
A mentally retarded fanboy, Dvv402 spends his time playing shitty, weeaboo games and loves to watch "kawaii desu xD" animes. He's a self proclaimed spic (Even though he's a fucking nigger and is an OP on IRC chat. Spam his Youtube channel here, and his XBox Live account here: cano517. He's also a Final Fantasy fanboy and has an unhealthy fascination with Kingdom Hearts and other shitty, weeaboo games. He wishes to be a Japanese person, secretly.
DarkDante
Some guy that thinks he's cool because he's british (Lol Britfag) he tends to do nothing on the forums other than try to get "Obscure" games into the game, DarkDante is a DMCFag and is obsessed with the character Dante, leading to Gay Fantisizing over him, Lewrawen has tried many times to make DarkDante love him but he said he's not gay (Lol lie) he spends his time writing RPs he forgets about and never updates (lol fail)
Del
Newfag who for some reason thinks he can sprite after being repeatedly told to quit and never try again,lest he pay the cost for the eye repair surgery of others who unexpectedly happen to gaze upon his horrendous pieces of shit that he calls art.Recently promoted to C-dev,he apparently thinks this makes his opinion suddenly matter more than it did before and insists upon spewing his useless opinions to unsuspecting victims.Sadly,His work will be included in Mushroom Kingdom Fusion,turning it into an even worse pile of shit than before.
Dasfilth
Probably has aids by now.
The Community in general
The community as a whole is full of gamer retards that raid Mario fan game sites over issues as petty as sprite clashing, much like EBaumsworld. In addition, they tend to always complain over deserved bans, crap cancer everywhere they go, and generally tick off the mods, especially LKA, the only person even remotely intelligent on the MKFR.
For anyone interested, you can access the forums here.
Cocks
The general public of this piece of shit forum has an obsession with cocks,as is completely evident if you lurk their forums or chats.The admins are so insecure about the size of their penises that they added cocks or any variation of the word to the word filter,replacing it with a string of words that only a moron could have thought up.This is widely speculated to have been done by RisingManes,who is a shemale with a tiny cawk. The forum also overracts to stupid memes such as Pingas, Dude, Nice!, and Herman Fondleballs. Seriously, go to the forums and mention one of those things.
Chatrooms
Where everyone hangs out. Feel free to troll them.
IRC
The MKFR uses dream.esper.net as its server, and #furry #mkfusion #furry as its channel, though furries hang out there. Said channel is often plagued with members changing their nicks every five seconds and severely horrible crappy RPing. It tends to be muted often because of the retarded moderators thinking this is a good idea,when in fact it just make them look like Power-crazed fucking nazis.
Chatango
The link is on the MKFR's main page, but regardless, you can view the deadness here.
The chatroom that was created first. Likewise, it was the first chat the MKFR had. Since it was a chore to properly moderate and full of cancer, the mods told everyone to go to IRC. The chatango quickly died afterwards, and the cancer moved to IRC, along with most of the members there. The only ones remaining were either butthurt over the changes or unable to use IRC for some reason. This led Supnitle to ban every moron left, which caused lots of lulzy drama for a failure troll.
Blargle
A side chat existing in both IRC and Chatango. Since Supnitle is the founder of both, they should both be avoided like the plague. In fact, everything even tangentially related to the MKF should be avoided, especially EBaumsworld.
See also
- Retarded (What everyone there is.)
- Idiot (Likewise, what everyone there is.)
- Fail (Again, what everyone there is.)
- Azn
- White Knight
- Troll (Unsuccessful, which Supnitle is, and because the MKFR deserves it.)
- Mugen
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