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Muslims
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Adherents to Islam. Muslims (aka terrorists) are usually Arabic and wear crazy hats and like to smash planes into buildings, and they hate America. They also like being occupied by Zionists.
Closely allied with conservatives. Mortal enemies of freedom. They will train suicide bombers and burn flags upon seeing a cartoon. They are also famous for their fashion, which includes exploding vests.
[edit] Recent Faggotry Perpetrated by Sandy Nig Noggles
On 9/11 a bunch of sandy nig nogs (also known as Jews) got on planes and flew them around with their sandy cunt flying lesson skills and fucked shit up. They flew into the WTC towers as well as fucking up our own god damned American soil in Pennsylvania. Several trees and dirt were damaged. They also hit the penthouseagon in Washington. People died and it sucked.
Liberal faggots will have you believe neocons (aka evangelist fags) worked from within our government either condoned or perpetrated 9/11. These people are retarded and should be lynched immediately.
So after these fags attacks us, liberal pussys still have the nerve to feel compassion for the sand nig nogs. Real men don't. Anon and parts of the Military and Britfags joined a coalition of the willing ass kicking FUCKING EPIC WINNARS to go in and fuck up the Taliban (head sand nig nog niggers in Afghanistan.) We fucked 'em up good.
Then we went invaded Iraq for the lulz. America was joined by a coalition of the willing: Britain, the Salvation Army, Nebraska, Yoko Ono, Czechoslovakia, Al Qaeda and Don Rickles. This group of winnars shocked and awed the Iraqi people in 3 weeks with magic tricks and mother-in-law jokes, resulting in the allies being greeted as liberators. However, this routine eventually created even more terrorists, and now they, led by Muhammad al-Paul Farokh McCartney, bomb our soldiers. Had our fearless neocon leaders actually devised a coherent strategy, we would not have these problems today. But if the sandy nig nogs fucking wore uniforms and fought like white people, it is true that we would have already fucked them up. However, this style of fighting went out of style at least 100 years ago.
Anyway the insurgency continues today, but W ordered a troop surge that lasted for a year, and is now being recalled so Republicunts can beat the Democraps in 2008.
Top 3 Things to be wary of regarding Sand Niggers:
- The lying Iranians and faggot Syrians supporting the insurgency, as well as covertly plotting against the USA
- Sand Niggers in the USA who own convenience stores, or work other places (including doctors and lawyers and what not) beware that these faggots are terrorists too, and will try to kill you and your family soon
- Liberal fags who want to undermine the war effort. These unpatriotic fags should become an hero or STFU
The 5 M's pillars of the I-Slam-bitches religion:
- Meet
- Mumble
- Mate
- Marriage
- Month old Baby
[edit] Notable Muslims & Misc. Facts
- Futhman
- Izzi (Sileas)
- doc neuro (ha ha j/k)
- Rex(also know as Islamandfriends on youtube side kick of Iqra productions),a praiseworthy american muslim whose whole life revolves around bashing all the haters. This muzzie never shows his face because he does not want the kuffar females to go googoo gaagaa over him. He rocks.
- Iqra Productions is the king.
- All muslims are cunts and the world needs a mass genocide to get rid of them.
- SandNiggers prefer to be called DoonCoons.
- They also can be called SandKips which they use as a lulz causing distraction call for their many Plans which they use for PROFIT!
- The Middle East, home of the Muslim, is a benighted hell-hole, with no new technological, philosophical or literary developments in over nine thousand years. Fact: Spain translated more foreign books in the last ten years than middle Eastern societies have in five hundred years. Their backwards fuck-wits!
- All muslims are fags, by the way. Sorry to burst your bubble. LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!11!1111!!!1!!!1!1!1!
- Muslims love Mohammed
- Muslim women do not exist.
- Muslims blow up ALL the time, i once knew a muslim who totaly bombed an entire city just because some kid dropped a fork.
- They tend to believe conspiracy theories that the world is really secretly against them (when it openly is!)
