Muzz

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Wow, like she needs any more donuts...

Like any other furry female, Muzz is a example of feminine beauty

Shelley Eve is a furry artist that specializes in perfectly proportionate anatomy as seen in her lovely art. Her favorite past times include going on deletion sprees all over the internets after she has been told that she is a bitch. She has done this many times, and can be seen throughout her galleries as all of them are as full as a nigger's pantry. In a further effort to prove that she is an adult that can handle criticism she also got a sock puppet account here at ED and tried to blank this page.

Muzz is only interested in being acquainted with good artists; mediocre artists are not worth her time. If she tries to befriend you, run the fuck away. Chances are she'll request art (most likely porn of her characters) from you over and over and over and over again, enough to drive even minds of steel to madness. She's a certified leech.

1 Commissions
2 Recent Drama
3 The Future
4 Gallery
5 See Also
6 Quotes
7 Known Aliases
8 See Also
9 FurAffinity
10 DeviantArt
11 LiveJournal

[edit] Commissions

All furry faggots love to get commissions from artists, especially if they draw hueg PENISES and vore. But Muzz totally doesn't like drawing said pieces because she doesn't like them. BUT she still draws vore pretty much all the time and OVER 9000 of her pieces including her charater are of vore.

She also likes to sell copies of her art. Not a big deal, because anyone would shell out 10 bux for a print (maybe $20 for a signed one) but she doesn't like to ship things because everything she sends gets stolen. Instead, she'd rather sell you a OMGHIGHQUALITY jpg of the piece, minus the assload of watermarks all over it (but with a teeny © Jax on the bottom). Now, most people would say "Hay, I'd pay ten bux for a herm eating a fox while jerking off to Penn and Teller pr0n" but you're gonna have to shell out 37 bux to see it without the watermarks.

[edit] Recent Drama

I WISH I HAD NEVER LEARNED HOW TO PICK UP A PENCIL!

On her FurAffinity account, she decided that she'd like to have a go at trying to sell her herm art on FurBid (like she has for the 9000th time). Several people said that "$37 is a bit too steep for something that isn't even a hard copy". She decided she didn't like it and bitched at everyone who said that it was overpriced. Many lolz were had when she said that she needs to make a living off of her art and how she needs to pay her bills, etc. One user went as far as to actually get into an argument with her over it, and later apologized.

Being the emo dramawhore Bosnian she is, she never replied to him and instead created another rant in another journal, but failed to mention any names. She followed up with an image of her character about to cut off her hand with a butcher knife with the tagline "Sometimes I wish I never learned how to pick up a pencil." The same person replied with "So, are you going to sell this for $37 too?" and she commited e-suicide (third time!) after that. She deleted all of her art from all of her galleries and set sail to join an hero.

Another recent drama happened when someone pointed out that Muzz had only just learnt how to masturbate at the tender age of 20, and that it was understandably hilarious. However this person was obviously not being malicious and didn't even mention Muzz's name in her one liner of a journal entry "HOW DO I TOUCHED SELF?" All the drama was since deleted after the OP told muzz to stfu, and that she was making herself look dumb seeing as nobody would have even known who the post was referring to if she'd kept quiet. Sadly the original image uploaded to FA where muzz tells the WHOLE WORLD that she only just discovered where the placement of her clit was has been deleted following the drama. So if anyone has screencaps, plz to be giving.

Feb 12, 2008. The bitch is at it again, being an easily aggravated dramawhore theatening to leave due to getting her ass handed to her by a fellow furfag who called the bitch out on tracing poses. ~~Be on the look out for a photobucket from the whore, as it may or may not pop up within a short period of time.~~ DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCK. http://muzzart.livejournal.com/

Feb 13, 2008. Bitch has now left FA and posted a LULZ image to hold over here gallery till she gets back from her BAWWWW fest and Butt-hurt posting more Furry p0rnz to make it up to her faggot watchers.

[edit] The Future

Only time will tell when she will get off her fat ass and decide that she needs to get off her fat ass and get a real job instead of shitting on her fans because she would rather make an asston of money by pulling the sale tactic of the PS3 (more money, fewer items available) compared to the Wii (less money, a ton more items available). She'll be back to show how much of an emo she is by drawing more shit she doesn't like and by bitching about it a ton.

[edit] Gallery

Self Portrait

Typical image in her auctions.

Furry prons? In MY camcorder?

[edit] See Also

http://penguin-boy.livejournal.com/182740.html - Muzz complains to this guy because he was hosting the motherload of private LJ entries on his website and contacts his ISP over it.
http://coolwebsight.com/dew/emotion.htm This is a portrayal of her real emotions guys. She really doesn't like it when you troll her.

[edit] Quotes

“	Muzz is also a crazy psycho-bitch who's in a one-sided co-dependant relationship and has trouble deciding on how big a furfag she wants to be.	„
—An Objective Review