MyWikiBiz
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MyWikiBiz is a site where attention whores and other entities with unwarranted self importance or that nobody gives two shits about can "author your own legacy." It's run by weirdo thekohser, who ran for election on the Board of Trustees talking about how much Wikipedia sucks (he got my vote simply based on his 'wikipedia is shit, i and i alone will de-shititize it' platform).
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From the kohser to Greg Hoser
Actually, the dude was called "Greg Hoser" back in grade school, BUT NOW WE ALL REMEMBER WHY! thekohser and mywikibiz are alone responsible--lay respect for re-pioneers!--for bring back the Gen-Xism "hoser". It's been 9,000 generations since then, and retro-style only a hoser like thekohser could bring it back. Greg Hoser, wait'll we get our Hanes on you!
Give me churchin and give me networkin!
The dude talks up his church, but only crucifies Christ for coffers, his own. Greg Hoser's all about contacts and being noticed. He's the Paris Hilton of the Wiki World. "Fuck you," he'd tell you if he heard that. Why? Not because it's not true, but because it's his dream...to be the Paris Hilton of the wiki world is the motor of his engine. A goal; an ultimate.
You know how if some old lady will die two days after her dog dies? Well Greg Hoser will die two days after the day he believes he is the Paris Hilton of the Wiki World. Thus, thehoser has ambition and disbelief. He keeps trying to top himself, yet he has hosed his way to the top. He is, truly, the Paris Hilton of the Wiki World. But he'll keep on. Because I tell you: if in two days you read a paid obit in some no-name newspaper in some no-name town in Pennsylvania, you'll know: Greg Hoser read this and it dawned on him: he is an embarrassment and has engaged in a years-long colossal and pointless waste of time. He's dressed it up as a public service, but his wife only bought it once she found someone who lied his way through dating with "I'm a grow-er not a show-er." Hoser things *he* is miserable, talk to the wife!
He wants to be looked at for whatever he can in the on-line world, because lord knows he's bored with his fucking Pennsylvania wife and his Pennsylvania life with a child that's not even his own sperm. "Shit, how the fuck did I end up here?!"
No, that wasn't this article wondering how off track it got, it was this article quoting Greg Hoser beating off in the shower every single night after he tucks his chair in at his cubicle at his "Fortune 9000" company.
Edible Durova underwear
Fucking hates sea hag Durova, which is why we voted for him for the Board of Trustees! And to say, "We hate fucking Wikipedia, vote for Greg Kohs!" He got that vote a'ight. But when he started selling edible black cherry-flavored panties with Lise Durova's photos on the crotch, I was abouts to have me some! I tell you. The problem was, Greg Hoser's Cafe press site said 500 in stock now, but when I ordered two days later. They was all out?
Either Lise Durova is a hot black cherry of a girl, or somebody at MyWikiBiz is dippin' into the merchandise! I ain't sayin' it's The Hoser - but... who else works in his organization?
E-lawyer Gregory Kohs !Oh noes!
Over 9 months after it's creation, this asshat finally found this page and proceeded to BAWWW at the mean things said about him on the internet. After butthurt firmly set in he e-lawyered up in a pathetic attempt to censor this article, which noone on the planet Earth gave a rat's ass about (until now). Good job, genius.
This douche then proceeded to delete fucking everything and threaten to sic his legal Jews, cause, you know, that's gonna make the trolls go away.
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OH NOES?
Noes.
Good luck with that, bro. Maybe you should have gone through the proper channels like a grownup.
The jury is still out on which is funnier: the fact that the troll thought that this would actually work, or the attempt to appeal to Zaiger's mature side.
Surprise E-sex change
In May 2009 Gregory Kohs underwent a surprise e-sex change surgery that transformed him her into a really fuckable model (direct link, Google cache). This is indeed the real Kohs; and the reason for surprise loss of masculinity is still unknown.
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