Adam Savage
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Preparing for Season 7 of their popular show Mythbusters, the writing staff at Discovery were running low on ideas to film in upcoming episodes. The "Bismuth or Diamond" pitch proved popular online, and many helpful citizens of the net directed the writers toward www.goatse.cz, promising that they'd find proof that hungry goats will swallow a tin can whole. Upon reaching the site, the Mythbusters development team were dumbfounded, stunned by the impressive width achieved by Kirk Johnson. Planning started immediately, and filming began on a special "Goatse Edition" of Mythbusters.
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[edit] The Story
Young netizens often take great pleasure in exposing the random pictures left unprotected on unsecured ftp servers. Recently, a 148 MB series of pictures and videos was posted online. While examining these stolen images, many eager users noticed an eerie resemblance to one of their most beloved television hosts. The voice in the video was similar to Savage's voice, but without professional voice recognition software, this cannot be reliably confirmed.
Great drama ensued in many forums. Some believed that the photos busted the myth of normality in the personal lives of television hosts. Others believed that the photos' uncertainty could be exploited for quick internet fame. As yet, there is no proof of the model's identity. His talent at performing Urethral Sounding, however, is unquestionable. By all the best accounts, the photos originated from [1]. Advanced WHOIS tech could reveal ADAM SAVAGE, or at least his hosting services done by some Wikipedo reveals it's some guy from New Jersey. [2]
[edit] The First Post?
If you have sauce of leaks predating this one, tell us pl0x. kthx
[edit] The Horror...
[edit] The Reasons Why
| — Greenpeace |
[edit] Evidence from Original Thread
 teh carnage! |
 Anon denies all charges. |
 I spy with my little eye... |
 Earrings, glasses, goatee, eye/hair color? |
[edit] AN HERO: Adam Savage Suicide Confirmed
Just as SomethingAwful's anal bleaching experts began to suspect the pictures were faked, tragedy struck. CNN reported that Adam Savage had shot himself. Paramedics found the remains of his head face-down in a bowl of shredded wheat. SomethingAwful's forum members went insane by this obvious troll, and the thread grew very long and totally unfunny.
| —SA mod ScootsMagoo] |
Savage is scheduled to speak at some hacker conference along with Kevin Mitnick and Jello Biafra and some other toolbags nobody knows about on July 18-20 in New York. This was announced by the conference organizers after his suicide, so draw your own conclusions.
[edit] Forum Screencaps
 Ebaum's claims responsibility. |
 SA extrapolates on the evidence. |
 Where did the rest of the spoon go? |
 Finally! |
 "I reject your anus and substitute my own..." |
 Yes, it's true... |
 Show some respect! |
 Seen what? |
 ohgodohgodohgod |
 What's goatse? |
 macro time |
 Meanwhile, on Wikipedia... |
[edit] External Links
Original Pictures and Videos:
http://www.megarotic.com/?d=3DNKPMCC
http://rapidshare.com/files/135687178/Adam_Savage_s_Asshole.rar.html
Discovery Forums: Location of original drama.
Diggers continue the faggotry?
Sum sauce...
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