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/n/ is an image board theoretically devoted to discussion of news and current events.
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[edit] A Brief History of /n/
The /n/ews board on 4chan was universally considered a bastion of rational debate and witty banter. One day, however, moot decided to shit-can the whole board because they said mean things about Barack Obama and black people. Naturally, conspiracy burst forth from the death of /n/, with reasons varying from the incompatibility of 4chan's modernization to the fact that it was a bitch to moderate. Some argue that the real reason behind /n/'s closure was that moot didn't want to attract any media attention during the election year. And nothing of value was lost.
[edit] The Exodus and New /n/
| —Brave /n/ewsfag |
While most board users confined themselves to an apathetic "Meh" at the boards passing and took to loving trains instead, a small group of irredeemable /n/ewsfags decided to set up new /n/. For days /n/iggers became the Jews of 4chah, roaming from board to board providing relevant news, only to be told to GTFO. /N/iggers first chose to establish a new homeland on /k/. /K/ommandos, being naturally suspicious of anything informative, reacted violently. After wandering through *chans for 40 years, Plus4chan eventually became the agreed upon home of new /n/. Any point of view is welcome there, as long as the basic principles of Free Speech (except for religious crazies, commies and libtards) and tolerance are upheld (Lol, yeah, right).
Like New Coke before it, New /n/ confidently predicts it will soon eclipse the popularity of its predecessor and become the main source of /n/ews debate on the whole internets within 3 months.
[edit] Resident Trolls
Although board statistics claim there are several hundred unique-IP posters on New /n/, a brief glance at the front page demonstrates there are actually only three four too fucking many trip and namefags fagging up my /n/.
- Anonex!LazyIR.llI Created /n/. Rarely shows up to keep the place in order.
- Anonymous is the most active poster on new /n/, supplying the great majority of troll posts as well as actual news posts. Although little is known about this reclusive basement-dwelling creature, experts agree he is white, middle-class and most likely gay.
- Invisible Sky Magician!!L0AwVjATZj is a 15 year old Chinese living in Canada. All of his admittedly numerous psychological and emotion problems can be explained by this fact. He uses proxies to keep coming back, but never lasts long before he gets banned for being Invisible Sky Magician.
- Pe3pe!!Eywt0Qx1 (see: Mexican lulzkiller), Obama loving Spic who functions as a janitor.
anonymous of athens !SysNpnp3nUthe Chinese Ministry of Information, a moralfag. Also a janitor.- MagnumOpus!NX9RILq6kY Refugee from old /n/
who only stayed briefly.Another janitor. Animefagmoot spams the board with one-line content nobody gives a shit about and fags up the place.- ferin is an Overseas Chinese keyboard warrior from the trollfest that is The Peking Duck.
- ☆☠☆ Basement Dwelling Expert (dwelled in 219 basements) ☆☠☆!EjbSXSwhIU!!qvMQqwAzL1 Most obvious troll ever.
- Peanut Butter!JkT8q4gSdA A britfag student.
- Invisible Sky Nigga and yhellothar Chinkfags from AsiaFinest Forum.
- ☭ Fascist troll.
Sonymaster !!NGhXKehOalYBill O'Reilly idolizing Conservitard who never quite made to to new /n/. No one ever noticed.- Grimgerde!!OyMQH3MzD2
- Koraboros!0KB/JOhwxM!!Z4ZTIxZGMx Refugee from /r9k/
- VIVA LA TRIPFAGGOTRY!NqceGhVGk Old /n/ewsfag
- FAGGATRON_3000!U0FKfqmRjs
- Misery Gloom!hguq2yTKHQ
- Kaziklu!!L1LGAyATMy
[edit] Obsessions
Like Old /n/ before it, New /n/ is regularly convulsed with lengthy, venom-filled but often surprisingly amusing 'debates' on the various issues of our times. Are Slimes human? Is Obama a Communist? Does God exist, or was Jesus doing it for the lulz? And how can we secure the existence of the Aryan people and a future for white children?
These and many other topics are debated without regard to such arbitrary notions as 'political correctness' or 'evidence'. To a /n/ewsfag, any position is valid and (except for those put forward by niggers and other mud-people) are respected.
[edit] New /n/ vs China
New /n/ hates China. Or rather, New /n/ hates Invisible Sky Magician, who is Chinese, and extends this hatred in a more or less absent minded fashion to cover all nips, chinks, chongs, bongs, gooks and mongs. This enmity is most evident in the long-term trolling of the Asia Finest forum, and with the repeated posting of pig disgusting anti-Chinese propaganda.
[edit] New /n/ vs Old /n/
New /n/ also hates Choofags, and organizes semi-regular raids consisting of flooding Old /n/ with news articles. The general consensus is that these raids are utterly pointless, as Choofags themselves won't even defend their own board, resulting in almost all but 3 train threads being pruned, but the certainty of being defeated has never stopped the board acting like children before, and it sure as hell won't stop them now. If history has taught us anything (and it hasn't) it is that /n/ewsfags don't learn anything from history.
[edit] New /n/ vs New /n/
Even with all the other targets for spleen-venting, New /n/ has considerable venom left over to direct against itself. This hatred manifests in many forms, from the character assassinations and tripfag hate common to all the *chans, to a perversely hostile attitude towards new posters despite New /n/'s stated intention to increase its user base.
[edit] Chanapocalypse
At the time of the Chanapocalypse plus4chan's /n/ was still a pretty small board integrated mostly by regular users from old /n/. However it being spared from the DDOSing (probably because no one gives a shit about it) made it somewhat of a safe heaven and increased its posting rates over five times. On July 29th, 2008, Anonex redesigned plus4chan and made /n/ visible from other boards.
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