Napoleon Dynamite
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[edit] Plot
Napoleon Dynamite is based on a true story, about lead actor Jon Heder and his upbringing. It is also the gayest film EVAR. The film centers around an autistic teenager named Napoleon, his queer wigger brother Kip, his Uncle Rico, and his "friends" Deb and Ped(r)o.
Napoleon is an underachiever in school who prefers to stick chapsticks up his ass and throw fruit at passing vans to paying attention in class. He finds it hard to make friends due to the fact he can't pronounce enough words to string a sentence together.
Napoleon soon meets Ped(r)o, a dirty fucking mexican at his school. Like every foreigner, Ped(r)o decides to become the president or some shit, and Napoleon becomes Ped(r)o's "campaign manager".
Meanwhile, Napoleon himself tries to get a date with some cancerous fucker called Trisha, by drawing a really fucking filthy picture of her shoving chapsticks up her asshole, and then coming on the page to add a touch of "love". The picture is then presented IRL.
Trisha is forced to go to the dance with Napoleon because Trisha's mother feels bad for him, mostly due to his autism.
Towards the end of the film, Cho Seung-Hui bursts into the school and shoots Ped(r)o down, resulting in an epic duel to the death between Cho and Napoleon. It is revealed at the last minute that Cho and Napoleon were brothers, and engage in full anal penetration before taking their own lives because they're fucking wicked rad like that, or something.
The film is rated PG by the MPAA, but they don't know jack shit because they're all faggots.
Napolean Dynamite is actually a great film that captures the comical, yet serious side of living in the [BROKEBACK] mountains if you look past the stupid quotes and all the fags running around saying them.DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
[edit] Characters
- Napoleon Dynamite is the lead faggot of the film, packing a NARLY SWEET DuDe!1 haircut. He is known to blurt out things such as "WHERE'S MY CHAPSTICK?!" and "TINA, EAT THE HAM!!" Which is like totally the funniest thing evar.
- Pedro Sanchez is some fucking Mexican cunt who is obviously a suicide bomber from Nogales or something. He is known to be the "only kid in school to have a beard", but that's only because he's Mexican and like 32 or something.
- Kip Kinkel is a wigger, who ends up fucking a nigger he met on Chat Avenue. Disgustingly enough, he shares Napoleons chapstick, often giving himself a Dirty Sanchez.
- Uncle Rico is some queer pedo who lives in a van and fucks tupperware and your daughter's photos. He spends the majority of the movie eating steak, much to the viewers dismay.
[edit] Trivia
- Jon Heder (played Napoleon) has an identical twin Dan Heder. According to sources, these two have such a close twin bond that they regularly engage in twincest orgies.
- Trisha looks like a young Monica Lewinsky, but the girl who played here later got hot. [1] She's Mormon, she's married, and doesn't know who you are.
- Uncle Rico has been arrested fifteen times IRL due to internet related crimes, but he has never been charged for one because he claims he has "mean hacking skills.
[edit] Vote For Pedro Examples
- Mike Huckabee's Presidential Campaign, though Pedro wasn't some Christian faggot who tries to kiss up to some Unfunny Douche to get voters, though people who watch Comedy Central probably can't vote (like Pedro).
Jewtubers has taken it upon themselves to take the ghey auditorium dance and make it even more ghey with Remixing the sound track with something equally retarded:
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