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Jennifer Government has a cult following
Jennifer Government has a cult following
NS Players dressed for battle
NS Players dressed for battle

NationStates is a lame text-based online game in which over 9000 wanna-be dictators (and, frequently, would-be dick tasters) make their own little pretend countries and discuss politics. Arguments, pseudo-wars, and mindless namecalling follows. Eventually players will be banned and cry about it on other websites, even if nobody gives a shit. At least they're not furries. Not anymore, lol (c.f. Hataria, Free Furry Islands, Far Echo Islands, Kitsuneville, Cazelia, Fox Rite, and Lyncanthropia).

NationStates was actually created to advertise a book by unfunny Aussie Ma[r]x Barry (who is bald to assist in unbirthing) called Jennifer Government, but nobody cares about that, mainly because it fucking sucks. Anyway, why read a book when you could be imaginary-raping imaginary peasants in your imagination?

It's run by Commies (confirmed by players) and at least one furfag (obvious). Anyone expressing a right-wing political bias is either banned or sent to work in Siberian uranium mines (confirmed). They also ban pirates, people pretending to be pirates, anybody who makes a joke, anybody who posts a smiley, and anybody who the moderators randomly decide should die. This causes much crying from the losers that use the site. However, they seem to tolerate fascists, Nazis, child molesters, pedophiles, and retards very well. It is advised to not argue with these people as Godwin's law usually applies itself around post three. Alternatively, if it doesn't, the conversation devolves into incoherent babble which will then make your throat want to strangle itself. Sometimes this involves cheesecake, which is delicious, but most often it does not.


Contents

Definitions

Based on Nationstates. The horror!
Based on Nationstates. The horror!

Where to go

On the front page, you will see many little links that will send you to various shit pertinent to the game. Direct yourself over to the "create a nation" section and create a nation that has a name full of lulz (Note to trolls like yourself: Things that are Banned from NS include, but are not limited to: Goatse and other porn, God Hates Fags, Swastikas (in nation flags), 4chan, and thread titles that aren't bland) and fun. Once your nation is created, you'll end up in one of the pacific regions. In these regions (The Pacific, The East Pacific, The North Pacific, you get the picture), you will find a blend of wide-eyed newfags and holier-than-thou oldfags who, if provoked, will provide you with hours of enjoyable, fun loving lectures on the glorious history and development of the game, completely scripted to give them some sort of high-standing in the events that be (apparently everyone there is an attention whore).

If a feeder isn't your idea of a fun time, move to another region by clicking "world", going to the bottom of the page, and typing in a region. But, of course, a crash-course in regions is completely necessary! Below is a list of some regions and a brief description to go along with it, as well as the troll rating (moar stars means moar fun):

Fox Rite's flag. Used by many a troll
Fox Rite's flag. Used by many a troll
  • Fox Rite - A once powerful raiding region now reduced to reminiscing. Think Furluminati. Run by an EDiot. Troll Rating: ***
  • The Last Kingdom - A large region run by an attempted an hero. Troll Rating: ****
  • 10000 Islands - with only about 300 members, the landscape is pretty barren, amirite? Founder of TITO, a butthurt defendfag group. Love inactivity, hate activity. Fun times to be had here. Troll Rating: ****
  • Taijitu - Old region, lots of members, nothing happens here. Troll Rating: **
  • Gatesville - A one thousand nation region (with about half of that being puppet nations). Run by a forty year old redneck still playing the game. All the High Council are extremely butthurt over the following: image, power, pride, and being able to use that as a justification to all arguments. Among lolcows are wannabe Schlemeils (known Jew, closet lolberal amirite); also note wanna/b/ Kostemetsia, fucktard Australian and known Commie with an aptitude for shit "writing". Troll Rating: *****
  • Nicaragua - Run entirely by fat, feminazi, athiest, liberal, hispanic cows with nazi tenancies. No joke. An easy first trolling job, and always fun to watch dig themselves into holes. Troll Rating: *****
  • Gholgoth - RP region full of people who take themselves waaay too seriously. "Disrespecting" them will lead to lulzy rage. Troll Rating: ****
  • Gay - The region is completely gay. That is all. Troll Rating: ****
  • Catlandatopia - Once arguably the most powerful region in the game. Now in reminisce-mode. Troll Rating: **
  • 4chan - Yeah, even 4chan has a region. Troll Rating: WOT YOU PLAN TO TROLL 4CHAN?
  • Illuminati - A bunch of wanna-be CIA ops. Not very active, though. Troll Rating: **
  • First Reich of Der Fuhrer - Despite the name, not nazis. Everyone in the region is a drunkard, and one is an EDiot. Unfortunately linked to defenders, and often protected. Troll rating: *
  • NAZI_EUROPE - Contrary to what they want you to know, many nazis are Nationstates players. Fun to talk to. Troll Rating: ***


There are, of course, more regions than this. And in reality one can only troll up to the return of the founder or delegate. Once the founder or delegate logs in, party could be over, as they're allowed to clear the RMB and banject any newfag. However, if one wishes to troll further, many regions put their websites in the WFE as well as their forums. Troll on, brave soldier.


The crappy RP Forums

Two forums, "International Incidents," and the creatively named "NationStates" forum, are devoted to roleplay. The writing on the former consists mostly of basement-dwellers waving their kilometer long, multi-turreted, rail-gun-armed, armored steel dicks (compensation for their RL inadequacies) at each other. Posts that involve characters that are not said metal phallic substitutes are pure shit, usually consisting of two barely coherent sentences or less. Most of the time, attempts at war RP's devolve into whiny arguments about "god-modding" involving lots of pseudo-physics and flaming. Sometimes one of the fags involved is amusingly hit with the banhammer for being a tard, which the victim will sometimes come back under a different name and complain about.

The latter forum ("NationStates") claims to be more "character-based" and "story-based." This really just means that it consists of long posts which are merely thinly veiled softcore written smut, some of which is perilously close to furfagdom, and the rest of which is either LOTR ripoffs (woooo! elves in space!), or Underworld ripoffs (mostly written by Assington, The Golden Simatar and other snobs) or both (written by Tarlachia, Callisdrun, a girly-man pervert who likes menstrual blood and should be skull fucked).

These RPing circle jerks have spawned several smaller spin-off forums consisting of members who were too emo for nationstates and sad because of their insignificance. The best of these is Sovereign Kingdoms, due to the fact that the guy who runs it (as well as making over 90% of the site's posts) is a Christian fundamentalist who isn't afraid to share his opinions on niggers, jews and government. Other spin-offs include Daily Escape, Global Progress, Nations Online and World at Play. These all suck even more than NationStates, however, due to the fact that their members are teenage fucktards who can't go a week without fucking up their own site for entertainment because their posts suck so much. The faggotry of these sites is so immense that it has even infected ED; certain butthurt RPers have used this very page to BAWWWWW about the gay melodrama on these forums in TL;DR semi-coherent edits, thus exacerbating the GRIDS that is killing ED.

Notable Shit RPers:

Hataria: As previously mentioned, he's one of the biggest furfags on NS. He got banned by the mods after proving how fucking stupid he was by threatening to sue them if they didn't side with him. He's now known as The Steppe Empire due to his actions. What a fucking moron.

The Fedral Union: Holy Christ this guy is a fagot. He will often resort to name calling when something doesn't go his way. He also comes up with sucktastic story plots. He also RPs giant dicksized starships to make up for his lack of a penis in the first place.

New Dornalia: RP's some fucking Communistic future version of earth after the Fallout 3 universe. Often focuses on Catgirls and has butt sex with Huntaer because they're rumored to be RL friends.

CoreWorlds: A dumb ass who RP's a complete Naruto fagot (who likes to jack off to it too) rip off universe where the characters became Jedi. He often pictures that the good guys should win and bad guys lose. Recently, he's discovered that's not the case. The grass ain't green on either side kiddo.

Chronosia: Originally a Chaos RPer and a god to the rest of the NS losers. Now lies in absence because he kept sucking Khorne's cock for too long.

Auman: A member of some fucking alliance who considers it to be the most important thing in the world because he (and the rest of them) are a bunch of fucking arrogant losers/nerds. Also is a faggot for canada and would gladly fuck a random street corner because he loves it so much.

The Sick Fucks: There are two notable Sick Fucks on the RP Forums. Orthodox Gnosticism and Huntaer come to mind, one who RP's a shitty BSG alternate reality, the other who steals shit from other existing sci-fi shows and movies because he can't come up with his own original stuff. They come up with incest scenes and other rape related issues because they were raped as kids and want to share their experiences with the rest of the public. They probably butt fucked each other too.


Former Dicks/Loosers: Evil Woody Thoughts comes to mind. A former Fundamentalist Democrat Assfag who hated gays and anyone who didn't agree with him because he has(d) his dick so far up his ass. He would constantly whine and bitch whenever the other fagots didn't do what he want And then left because some other, more sensible loosers with slightly bigger lives thought his worship of Canada wasn't funny. An insult, and epitome of Democratic SERIOUS BUSINESS everywhere.

The even worse non-RP Forums

NSGers' opinion of themselves
NSGers' opinion of themselves
NSGers in reality
NSGers in reality

Other forums include "Gameplay," where idiots come to ask how to change their flag, their region, their motto, or any of a variety of stupid questions that their down syndrome asses can't figure out themselves, "United Nations," where nsfags go to take themselves too seriously as if their proposals actually mattered and weren't just hours of wasted time, "Moderation," where people go to whine about getting flamed or banned, an activity that causes much laughing among the mods, and "General."

This last is filled with pseudo-intellectuals, commies, wine-sipping socialistas, creationists, evolutionists who hate the creationists, volvo-driving liberals, bush-fellating conservatives, anarchists, libertarians (most of which claim they have Asperger's Syndrome), niggers, camwhores, objectivists, fags, morons who hold every kind of dumbass political ideology ever invented, old farts and all other manner of annoying people who should not be on the internet. Apparently half the forum has some form of autism or other mental disorder. Memes from 4chan often appear in watered down form on NSG years later. The moderators basically keep anything from getting too fun, chiefly by banning anyone who pwns another poster too massively. The entire forum suffers from unwarranted self importance and consists almost entirely of attention whores. It gets boring after about a day because in the history of the forum there has never been an original thread (except for the one Der Fuhrer Dyszel titled "If I had a Penis," which the mods ruined by changing the title to "If I was a man," which demonstrated how the mods are anti-fun, as the thread was not about DFD waking up as a man, but as a dick-girl, and the one created by this pervert from Canada aptly nicknamed "Sin," where all the NStards reveal how kinky they are; this thread was closed by the mods because the mods felt like it) since the creation of the site.

The rest of NS hates NSG as much as encyclopaedia dramatica does. Probably even more.

NSG is known for its posters' willingness to rationally consider outside opinions
NSG is known for its posters' willingness to rationally consider outside opinions

How to Troll

All apply.
All apply.
If you want to make a nuisance of yourself, just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

If you do this late at night, it will be at least a day before anyone notices. Even if someone notices, no one will actually do anything. Seriously. Nothing.

Other known troll-triggers include praising / condemning a former nation called Francos Spain, claiming to be a member of DEN, Fox Rite, or Gatesville (fly said regions' respective flags ftw), getting into completely irrelevant arguments with older players (nations with populations bigger than 3 billion), and randomly leading "movements" across larger regions.

Alternatively, post a thread on General saying you support anything. It doesn't matter what—but generally, conservative bias achieves moar lulz. Edit: Be sure to stick around and pretend to argue for whatever position your thread is supporting/condemning/whatever. This way it will take them longer to realize that you are a troll. If possible, start a huge new argument over some technicality in someone's post. This will have them going for hours and will make your trolling most lulzy. However, no troll is ever as good as Jesussaves.

Alternatively alternatively, post something mean about the faggot known as "Fass" (also known as Fassigen and Fassitude). This will cause an uproar on the forum, with about half leaping to this forum celebrity's defense and the other half agreeing with whatever terrible things you are saying about him. Can be highly entertaining if you're plagued by boredom. Moar difficult, but also great fun, is trolling the fuck out of Andaras. Andaras was too easy to troll so he got banned. Instead, try trostia, Heikoku, or cat-tribe, especially if you can get them to have a pussy fight with each other.

Massive lulz can also be derived from baiting well-established players. This can be done by calling them Tyrants or Barbarians for some time until they finally snap in an ejaculatory rage. Example: (tl;dr: RAGE)


I want you, yes YOU, the person reading this, to make sure and pay attention to what I'm about to say and not just skim it over.

I'm not going to get in the middle of all the childish bickering taking place, because frankly I don't care. I don't care about who's right, who's wrong, who started it, etc. I'm also not going to explain the situation at hand, because if you don't know already then this is of no concern to you. What this all boils down to is this: roleplay.

Roleplay on II has evolved heavily over the past 5 years, and I have been there since the very second that particular forum was made. II used to be nothing but noob spam, so horrid that I lodged complaints to the moderators about it, even going as far as to petition them to shut down the forum. But then I came to the decision that the best way to change II for the better was to roleplay as much as possible and try to inspire people to follow suit, and even though I refuse to outright take credit for the progress the II community has made, one cannot deny that I have been heavily involved with it over the years.

I don't care what your opinion of me is, I really don't. I'm in this game to have fun, a concept which seems to be lost on many these days. I know that unless I point fingers, what I say is simply going to be dismissed as "a conspiracy of people that he wouldn't name that did something bad that he wouldn't clearly specify", but I'm not going to waste my time and effort because the people who are to blame KNOW who they are. There is simply no longer any benefit to RPing with Haven because of this stupid personality cult that hangs over it, and those who are apart of it have, in the past, ruined perfectly good RP's because they didn't get their way 100%. Somehow there is this sense of entitlement, this sense that your "opponent" in a RP has to simply bend over and spread 'em because they think their nations and militaries are so much better and cannot be beaten.

I however am not going to sit here and act like Gholgoth has never done anything wrong, because we're not so self righteous that we can't admit our faults. We know damn well the mistakes that we've made, and they've been fixed or are in the process of being fixed long term. We were involved in the bickering during the last failed NATO+Gholgoth versus Haven escapade, however this was initiated by HAVEN the second they started reading posts that they didn't agree with (IE:, that didn't result in immediate defeat upon the first attack). You nitpicked that thread to DEATH, and ever since then we have been reluctant to waste any more time with you lot. Since then it's been the little things that have further solidified in our mind that RPing with Haven is useless, and the last Haven war was what sealed the deal for us because several of us tried to get involved in some manner. There is a complete lack of willingness to put your damn egos on hold for the sake of a good story, a complete lack of willingness to cooperate and compromise, and no interest in anything except "winning" at all costs. But after all, what is "winning" in NationStates? Truth be told there is no such thing, and at the end of the day all that remains is the threads we leave behind, and future waves of RPers will judge this RP community and its members based on those threads and its contents. Those of you in Haven who have seemingly gone out of your way to stomp on the very spirit of cooperative II RP will be remembered for what you do, as corny as it may sound. We in Gholgoth however are choosing to move in a new direction, because WE founded this region for several reasons: 1. We're friends. 2. We wanted this region to be known for good RP. 3. We wanted to help promote good RP and further strengthen the II community.

We thus far have failed at the latter two. We've failed because we've been too focused on this ridiculous rivalry with a group of RPers who, quite frankly cannot RP well. Do NOT misinterpret this as me saying you lot cannot write well, because you CAN and should be commended for your ability to properly use the English language. I say that you cannot RP well because you ignore the very basis for free form RP; cooperation. Without it there isn't a damned thing ANY of us can do, because any sort of progress can only be made if one side allows the other side to make said progress. Nobody in NS is obligated to accept anything anyone does in the slightest, and the only way any of us can do much of anything is if we cooperate with those we interact with. Now, does this mean that all of Gholgoth are great RPers?

By my definition, no. We have our shortcomings, and we recognize that. We realize now that there is no point in flaunting any kind of 'supremacy' one may think they have, we realize now that there can be no good RP unless you cooperate and compromise, and bickering over petty details is an absolute waste of time. We intend to change that, because we want to get back to the roots of what this region was founded on by our veteran members; good RP. So needless to say, we plan to do just that. We're going to be broadening our horizons and getting back into the old swing of things, but first there have to be changes. The internal changes I spoke of earlier are being made and will take effort over the long term to succeed, however there is one external change we must make before we can move on.

As I said once in this thread already, there is no longer any benefit to RPing with Haven for the reasons I have specified. Therefore Gholgoth has collectively decided that it would be best for us if we no longer RP'd with Haven, because frankly unless Haven works its own kinks out and collectively gets their egos under control and heads out of the clouds, there can be no good RP between us. Since we are no longer RPing with you guys we are also taking ourselves off the map with Haven, so therefore there is no longer a distance issue between us. I'm really sorry to inform the Haven crew of this, but none of you have any say in this decision. We will be placing ourselves on a new map with several other RPing regions, and frankly we do not care what anyone's opinions of them are, nor do we care what your opinions are of our decision. They have all agreed to this and are looking forward to what the future holds. Link.

We're going down a new path, and you guys will not be coming with us.

Wether or not you consider this an ignore is up to you, but I don't think most people in Gholgoth will be ignoring Haven forever. If perhaps sometime in the future you would like to discuss matters with us in a civil manner, you're more than welcome to do so. However this won't be taking place now or anytime in the immediate future. We have a lot of work to do to better ourselves, and so do you. We wish you guys the best.

- Automagfreek

TL;DR- Basically AMF is taking his Gholgoth region way too seriously. It's just a shitty internet forum, there, cowboy.


Non-Delicious Copypasta

NATIONSTATES WILL OFFICIALLY BE DESTROYED TODAY! YOU MODERATORS, YOU MAX BARRY, ALL OF YOU LOYAL STUPID NATIONSTATES SUPPORTERS THINK THAT I WILL BE HARMLESS AS YOU WILL SIMPLY DELETE ME FROM THE GAME AND REMOVE ME FROM THE NETWORK! HOW STUPID OF YOU! YOU ARE COMPLACENT WITH THIS STUPID POWER THAT YOU RELISH ON! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I WILL NOW AROUSE THE PASSIONS OF 70000 OR MORE NATIONSTATES USERS! THATS RIGHT! ARISE ALL YOU NATIONSTATES USERS! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS! I AM YOUR LIBERATOR! YOUR MESSIAH! I WILL DESTROY NATIONSTATES TODAY. YOU ARE ALL UNDER A CONSPIRACY LAUNCHED BY MAX BARRY. IT WORKS LIKE THIS: ALL OF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THIS GAME AND PLAY IT FOR HOURS PER MEEK AND YOU GET NO GIRLS! WHO WOULD WANT A GUY WHO PLAYS NATIONSTATES? IT IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME IN THE WORLD! YOU ALL HAVE BECOME IN LOVE WITH NATIONSTATES NO THANKS TO DUMB ASS MAX BARRY! WAKE UP, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS. STOP PLAYING NOW. GIRLS ACTUALLY EXIST. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GAY AND CONTINUE TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH 70000 OTHER GAY MEN. YOU CAN STOP AND LEARN TO LOVE A GIRL. MAX BARRY HAS MADE YOU PLAY THIS SO THAT HE CAN STEAL YOUR GIRLS FROM YOU. HE LIVES IN THIS 6.7 MILLION DOLLAR MANSION IN PALO ALTO CALIFORNIA AND HE HAS 1395 GIRL FRIENDS. HE DOESN'T WASTE TIME PLAYING. HE LAUGHS AT ALL OF YOU WHO CONSTANTLY PLAY ALL THE TIME. NOW I AM TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN GET A LIFE. STOP LIVING UNDER THIS OPPRESSION. GO TO THE BEACH NOW! GO WITH A GIRL AND GET A LIFE. GO TO THE CARIBBEAN AND HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH. THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN THIS STUPID INTERNET NETWORK THAT GETS YOU NO WHERE. I WILL SAY IT AS LOUD AS I CAN!!!!!!! NATIONSTATES HAS NO POINT AND IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME NETWORK THAT WAS EVER CREATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER 70000 PLUS OF YOU QUIT, IT WILL MAKE STUPID MAX BARRY LOOK SO BAD THAT THE SITE WILL HAVE TO STOP. OF COURSE THERE WILL BE A FEW OF YOU BLOCKHEADS THAT ARE SO LOYAL TO THE GAME THAT YOU WILL STAY LIKE YOU STUPID MODERATORS WHO THINK THAT YOU CAN KEEP ORDER JUST BY REMOVING PEOPLE LIKE ME! I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU MODERATORS: I AM IN A LIBRARY AND THERE ARE 55 COMPUTERS ALL WITH DIFFERENT IP ADDRESSES. THAT IS RIGHT. YOU CAN ELIMINATE ME HERE. BUT THERE WILL BE 54 OTHER TIMES THAT I WILL GET TO GIVE THIS CALL. SOON EVERYONE WILL LEAVE AND YOU STUPID MODERATORS ALONG WITH HOMO MAX BARRY WILL LOOK LIKE COMPLETE IMBECILES! WELCOME TO THE WORLD ALL YOU NEW LIBERATED NATIONSTATES SLAVES! SPREAD THE WORLD SPREAD THE WORLD OF EGALITARIAN PRINCIPLES THAT HAVE SO CRUELY BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU! LO AND BEHOLD YOUR FUTURE AND YOUR SEX LIFE AWAITS YOU! ABANDON THIS FOOLISHNESS AND BECOME REAL MEN! THIS IS A STUPID NETWORK WITH NO POINT AND NO REAL MEANING! YOU LEARN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FROM PLAYING NATIONSTATES. NATIONSTATES IS SUCH A STUPID GAME THAT YOU COULD ALL HAVE BEEN PHDED MULTI BILLION CEOS ON FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES IF YOU HAD NOT WASTED SO MUCH TIME ON SUCH A MEANINGLESS AND CRAPPY GAME! DAMN NATIONSTATES! DAMN NATIONSTATES FOR ALL THE HARM AND TIME IT HAS WASTED FOR SO MANY YOUNG MEN WHO COULD HAVE HAD LIVES! DAMN NATIONSTATES FOR ITS INSISTENT EXISTENCE! DAMN NATIONSTATES FOR SURVIVING ALL THESE YEARS! DAMN NATIONSTATES FOR ITS PROFOUND AND DISGUSTING MESSAGE THAT IS SENDS TO YOUNG PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD. DAMN NATIONSTATES! I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU MAX BARRY: NATIONSTATES HAS BEEN GOING DOWN. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN NOTICING HOW STUPID AND INANE THIS GAME IS. IT USED HAVE OVER 90,000 PEOPLE, NAY OVER 150,000 PEOPLE! NOW IT HAS LESS THAN 80,000! IT HAS BEEN GOING DOWN! PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAKING UP AND HAVE BEEN CONVALESCING FROM THE SPELL THAT HAS BEEN CAST UPON THEM BY YOU! YOU STUPID GENOCIDAL INCESTUOUS MAX BARRY! MAX BARRY, YOU ARE THE HORNIEST, MOST LASCIVIOUS MAN WHO EVER CRAWLED MOTHER EARTH! YOU ARE THE MOST DESPICABLE DEVIL THAT SATAN HAS EVER VOUCHSAFED TO THE WORLD TO MAKE ALL MEN FEEL MISERABLE AND WHEN THEY DIE REALIZE JUST HOW FRUITLESSLY THEY HAVE WASTED THEIR LIVES! NO THANKS TO YOU MAX BARRY! DAMN MAX BARRY! DAMN HIS FAMILY AND EVERYONE THAT HE HAS EVER BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH! DAMN ALL THE LAND THAT HAS TURNED TO BILE AFTER HIS SATANIC CLOVER FEET HAVE CROSSED OVER IT! DAMN ALL HIS CHILDREN, NAY ALL HIS CHILDREN'S CHILDREN, ALL HIS PROGENY AD INFINITUM! DAMN HIS SACRILEGIOUS HEART! DAMN HIS WORTHLESS BLOOD! DAMN HIS SOUL! DAMN HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL! PEOPLE WAKE UP! IF HITLER HAS KILLED 12 MILLION PEOPLE, MAX BARRY'S EQUIVALENT DEATHS WOULD BE NO LESS THAN 1,692 MILLION! YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE WHAT A LIE YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING ON ALL THESE YEARS! I KNOW WHAT YOU WILL SAY, "BUT PROTESTER, WE HAVE ACTUALLY LEARNED A LOT ABOUT HOW NATIONS, DIPLOMACY, POLICIES, ETC. HAVE WORKED WE HAVE USED THIS INFORMATION IN SCHOOL" I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU MORONS, YOU COULD BE LEARNING TONS MORE BY GOING TO AN ELITE IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL AND ENROLLING IN A POLITICAL SCIENCE PROGRAM AND MAYBE EVEN GETTING A PHD! I'VE ALSO GOT NEWS FOR YOU DIMWITS, NATIONSTATES IS STATIC AND HARDLY EVER IMPROVES, YOU LEARN ALL OF ITS STUFF IN A PERIOD OF 1 DAY AND AFTER THAT IT IS THE SAME OLD SHIT EVERYDAY! MAX BARRY HAS NO IMAGINATION AND WOULD RATHER HAVE HIS PRECIUOS WEBSITE STAY THE SAME FOR SIX MILLENIA! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL SO STUPID FOR BELIEVING ONCE THAT BEING ADDICTING TO NATIONSTATES AND GOING ON IT EVERYDAY WILL MAKE YOU MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE! THE OTHER PATHETIC EXCUSE I HEAR FROM YOU NATIONSTATES APOLOGISTS IS THAT NATIONSTATES IS A FUN PLACE TO CHAT ON! YOU WITH 70,000 OTHER HOMOS! GET A LIFE! CHATTING WITH SOME ANONYMOUS PERSON ONLINE IS NO FUN! GET A REAL GIRL AND GO SOMEWHERE, HAVE FUN! BEING ON NATIONSTATES WILL NOT RESULT IN A BETTER AND MORE REWARDING SOCIAL LIFE I CAN GUARANTEE YOU! I AM SURE ALL OF YOU ARE CONVINCED THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED AND THAT YOU SHOULD QUIT NOW! QUIT! STOP PLAYING TODAY! ALSO SPREAD THE WORD TO EVERYONE ELSE YOU KNOW WHO PLAYS THIS GAME! SOON THERE WILL BE LESS THAN 3000 STUBBORN NATIONSTATES-HUGGING DIMWITS AND THEY WILL LOOK LIKE COMPLETE FOOLS UPON SEEING 70000 OR MORE SENSIBLE PEOPLE LEAVE IN THE PERIOD OF ONLY 1 MONTH! LEAVE NOW! I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL FIND BETTER REWARDS AND A MORE SUCCESSFUL AND MEANINGFUL LIFE ELSEWHERE! NATIONSTATES IS OFFICIALLY DEAD! YOU MODERATORS ARE THE BIGGEST BAFOONS IN THE WORLD FOR EVEN THINKING THAT YOU CAN STOP THIS MESSAGE BY SIMPLY REMOVING ME FROM THE GAME! I WILL BE BACK AND IN GREATER NUMBERS! THATS RIGHT, OTHER NATIONSTATES USERS: IF THIS MESSAGE PROVOKES SYMPATHY TOWARD MORE CAUSE, GET INVOLVED! POST YOUR OWN MESSAGES! SOON WE WILL HAVE EVER REGION'S MESSAGE BOARD COVERED IN THIS GRAFFITTI! I NOW OFFICIALLY ONCE AGAIN PROCLAIM NATIONSTATES A DEAD SITE!!!!!!!!!!!! PPSSST, EVERYONE WHO HAS TO DECIDED TO ACTUALLY READ THE WHOLE THING, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND BECOME A RON PAUL SUPPORTER! WE MUST LEAD A RON PAUL REVOLUTION AND BRING FREEDOM TO AMERICA! I HAVE SAID ENOUGH, HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL LISTEN AND AID MY CAUSE. DAMN NATIONSTATES! DAMN IT ONE THOUSAND TIMES, DAMN IT A MILLION TIMES, DAMM IT A TRILLION TIMES AND IT STILL WON'T BE ENOUGH ATONEMENT FOR THE DAMAGE AND GRIEF IT HAS CAUSED FOR MANKIND! MAX BARRY, I WILL SAY THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOUR PLAN HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN FOILED, AND YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NATIONSTATES IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who made it? Fuck if anyone knows, but it's hilarious for 1. lolbertarianism and 2. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. Shit because it's so overused and full of butthurt the players will laugh and the mods will delete a user on the spot. They call this DOS (deleted on sight). NOW YOU KNOW.

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