Nazi Furs
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Nazifurs are the very WORST the furry fandom has to offer - and that's fucking saying something. Goddamn furfaggots always want their fetish to be more epic than the rest of the goddamn planet.
The legacy of the Nazi Furs can be traced back to Allied-occupied, post WW2 Germany. With the fall of the Nazis and the end of the Lollercaust, Adolf Hitler initiated one last tactic to preserve The Third Reich before quitting IRL forever!!! The SS-Werewolves, a loose band of furries and otherkin, dressed as normal, Wienerwurst-sucking Krauts in the daytime yet at night donned their fursuits and ravaged the villages in Guerrilla style yiffing. The insurgency campaign struck the Allied troops hard but was unsuccessful in the end when a US bombing of a furry porn server left the SS-Werewolves demoralized. Even so, Hitler went to the grave knowing The SS-Werewolves would rise again to further his vision.
Sixty years later, the SS-Werewolves began regrouping under the title "Nazi Furs", a minor niche amongst the larger furry fandom. Despite the fandom's insistence on social acceptance no matter how strange or tactless the fetish, the Nazi Furs have endured conflicts with many furs who perceive the group as a threat to their furry faggotry.
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[edit] Furzis
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The Furzi are a group on Second Life who goosestep to genuine WWII Nazi Germany music every friday.
The Furzis are the most fursecuted group in the fandom and they know it. Whenever anyone mentions that they are offended by men in fursuits strutting around waving flags with swastikas, the Nazifurs will immedietly launch into a soapbox speech on how they are being oppressed and have the right to free speech, thus the Nazifurs have the biggest victim complex in the entire furry fandom.
Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. They repeatedly claim that they are not a hate group and will not tolerate racism. What they do not realise is that both mundanes and furries hate them because they are so fucking dumb they parade around dressed as one of the most prejudice and hate-filled groups in history and complain that they are being denied their freedom.
[edit] Anti-NaziFurs
Something has gone terribly, terrible wrong if even furries hate these guys, even more than Babyfurs. Of course, all are equally vile in Raptor Jesus's eyes.
[edit] PWNED
On March 22 2007 the Nazifurs dug themselves into an ever deeper hole when they were confromed by Jews of Second Life and Zionist Association of Second Life when one Jewish player objected to the avatar of a Nazifur. The Nazifur refused to remove it.
The drama increased when the butthurt jew gathered his friends to try and gangrape the Nazifur. Iroically however the furfag did not have to remove his avatar because he was protected by free speech. Much trolling and nerd rage followed.
The avatar itself featured an item which had been bought from an online store named Das Waffenamt which sells Nazi paraphernalia. After so many complaints and trouble from the Jewish community - both Jewish groups were banned from buying anything at Das Waffenamt.
Folks, we can't make this shit up.
[edit] Gallery
The truth is actually much more simple: Nazifurs are a weird-ass combination of the fascist fetish group and furries. The disgusting and rather disturbing result? Just look at these fucking PICTURES. Nazifurs rank high up on the furry disgusto scale- even other furries hate these fucks.
 But he's Black . . . |
 A Nazifur weeps for his ravaged tailhole. Pity? Not a fucking chance in hell. |
 Yes, it's the same one who has having his cock sucked. |
 Krystal can't enjoy her country. |
 Luckily furry is Kosher. |
 An anti-Nazifur editorial cartoon. |
 PROTIP: Don't show your face in these things. |
 Nazifurs usually scream about how their rights are bing squashed. |
 Their symbol |
 Nazifur IRL |
[edit] Known Nazifurs
What makes Banrai and epic source of lulz (aside from their article) is that when someone suggested they change the logo from a paw to a hat - she goes batshit and says that no groups should force another group into change their opinions or symbols. And here's the Proof (Scroll down to the bottom)
He's also a Babyfur and a Bakedfur, which may explain something.
There's a reason this guys loves the Nazis - it's because he reads up on their attemps at surgery so he eventually turn himself into an animal.
[edit] External Links
- Nazi Fur Livejournal. Also tells you where to buy Nazi clothing.
- Wikifur Article
- Furzis Includes Second Life controversy
- A Nazifur mourning 9/11. Also mourns the Nazi shop of Fursecution Fox. Logic must be a Hyooman trait
[edit] See Also
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