Nazi mysticism
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A retarded subculture worshipped and masturbated over by skinheads, black metal fanatics, conspiracy theorists and other fat, lonely virgins. Nazi mysticism is so funny by itself that it doesn't even need to be made fun of.
Any one who further desecrates this all encompassing ethos will meet their untimely demise by my hand. I will make it a top priority to obliterate the impure mockery of your semitic nature.
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Other theories involve Hitler having escaped to the Antarctic, where he joined with a subterranean dinosauroid master race, with whom he now travels inside UFOs underground, generally beneath the South Pole or throughout the center of the hollow earth, but sometimes to a Nazi moon base as well.
Ok now that was fucked up
[Lanz von Liebenfels] claims that “Aryan” peoples originate from interstellar deities who bred by electricity.
Anyone else see a BDSM reference there?
"I often go on bitter nights To Woden's oak in the quiet glade With dark powers to weave a union - The moonlight showing me the runic spell And all who are full of impudence during the day Are made small by the magic formula! They draw shining steel - but instead of going into combat, They solidify into stalagmites. Thus the wrong ones separate from the genuine ones - I reach into a nest of words then give to the good and fair With my formula blessings and prosperity"
He believed that Hitler was in Shambhala, an underground centre in Antarctica (formerly at the North Pole and Tibet), where he was in contact with the Hyperborean gods and from whence he would someday emerge with a fleet of UFOs to lead the forces of light (the Hyperboreans, sometimes associated with Vril) over the forces of darkness (inevitably including, for Serrano, the Jews) in a last battle and inaugurating a Fourth Reich.
Similar expeditions were organized in the pursuit of semi-mythical objects believed to bring power or granting special powers to their owner, such as the Holy Grail and the Spear of Destiny
Indeed. Crazy fuckers.
===Nazi German moon base===
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It has been suggested that the Nazis had managed to reach the Moon and later the planet Mars, with these rocket-powered saucers.
Some argue that nazis could just fly to the moon
Godwin and other authors including Nicholas Goodrick-Clarke have also discussed Hitler’s purported Antarctic reptilian companions
What a fun topic for dinner table conversation
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