Neckbeard
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A Neckbeard, also known as a neard, is the strange under-the-chin hair growth only seen on fatties and UNIX programmers. Also known as the "Bloatee" it is a derivative of the "Abe Lincoln". Its purpose is to deliniate the neck from the chin when the two have merged due to obesity. The wearer hopes his neckbeard will make him look like a badass from Hackers or the Matrix, but it actually just reminds observers that he lacks a fucking chin.
A neckbeard is never, ever cool.
All neckbeards are Dungeons & Dragons-obsessed losers, and vice versa. It is not known at this time whether growing a neckbeard causes one to play Dungeons & Dragons or playing Dungeons & Dragons causes one to grow a neckbeard.
[edit] Neckbeard Gallery
 Waiting for his turn to roll the 36-sided die. |
 A fat loser in the early stages of the disease. |
 Note the disgusting blue veins and fresh stretch marks. |
 A wyrmling neckbeard and avid Dungeon Master. |
 Is this thing even human? |
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 Most epic neckbeard |
 This neckbeard actually believes he's cool. He is mistaken. |
 Matriarch Benezia agrees; you can't hide the fact that you're FAT. |
 This neckbeard can devour you. |
 TOW's fearless leader sporting a fearless neckbeard. |
 Faustian neckbeard |
 A pedo neckbeard |
[edit] Links
- A loathsome pro-neckbeard website
- Achewood weighs in
- Fat [Fable] idiot refuses to shave[1] untill the game comes out
