Necrofurs

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Necrofurs are the bastard spawn of Necrophiliacs and Furfags. They have been persecuted by everyone in the known universe since last thursday, and known Necrofurs include Karavan, Mathias Blackwolf, Michael Jackson and your mum.

[edit] Typical Necrofur Behaviour

Necrofurs are a weird bunch indeed. They are torn between two sick, sick fetishes, namely being corpses and anthropomorphic animals. This is truly a terrifying prospect for everyone, and has been the source of much anti-lulz in both the necrophiliac (because, as everyone knows, fucking animals is wrong) and furry (because as everyone knows, fucking dead people is wrong) communities. Both have furvently denied the existance of necrofurs, and state that the Necrofur is the furry/necro equivalent of the boogie man.

your mum can sure draw huh?

As they have been rejected by both their parent families, Necrofurs tend to be pretty damn warped individuals, who have the capacity to say/do/fuck pretty random shit. Necrofurs tend to live in the a/h board of fchan. If your lucky enough not to know anything about the cesspit of faggotry, then I shall briefly say the the a/h board is the place where the darkest, most deeply disturbing furry fetishes go to wallow in their own self depredation. Take for example Matthias Blackwolf. Not only is Matthias Blackwolf a Necrofur, but he also creates necrofur artwork to feed his underlings with.

because of this, millions of customers are still alive today

As is always with the internet hierarchy of the chans, his minions will flock to his aid whenever his authority is questioned. This is taken directly from fchan, regarding Mr Blackwolfs sanity:

08/01/05(Sat)02:26  No.63040  - Link Reply Report  63040

It's good to see that furries are so well adjusted and mentally balanced. Especially that blackwolf guy. Yup.

>>63040

More so than you know! He worked retail one holiday season, and drew a lot of these to work out his customer anger. Without this artwork, he might well have done these things to real people. But because he had this outlet, nobody got hurt.

Still want to take away our violent video games Mr. Senator?


>>63041

Mayhaps it wasn't the wise idea to describe Mr. Blackwolf as a homicidal maniac who could only cope through his art. It sounds a LOT worse than "He's a really nice guy in person," which doesn't present the possibility that he'll eventually actually kill someone.

>>63048

We humans are violent creatures by nature. This civilization is a new thing for us, and we need harmless releases to avoid lashing out at each other. Homicidal maniacs, as you say, are people who do not seek out these releases, who give in quickly to the desire to hurt and kill.

Have you ever worked retail during December? Mathias has an incredible amount of self-control. You don't need to start out a psycho to suddenly snap from stress and go on a workplace rampage.

This shows that not only do Necrofurs think that their behaviour is completely acceptable, but that it also saves lives.

[edit] Also

Sado-necro-bestiality, Beating a dead horse and liking it.

This is so fucking hot.