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Neffy

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One of the trick-or-treaters that came to my house complimented me, LOL.

Would you look at the size of that Adam's Apple!

Man face.

what

It’s like it came out of a rainbow’s asshole.

Vision of Beauty

Man the harpoons

closet furfag?

holy shit

unrealistic expectations? wishful thinking? nahhhhhhhh.

Neffy is yet another pathetic wapanese camwhore, gaiafag and tartlet with over 100 pageviews who follows in the hermaphroditic-man-drawing footsteps of Aayatomi, probably because she looks like a man herself. Residing in Canada, Lexy (lexy? now what's all this then?) obsesses over any asian boy that she sets her eyes on. Like most weeaboos, she feels the need to spam unrelentlessly with her OMFG KAWAII DESU moonspeak. But oh no, she doesn't moonspeak like any normal, fucktarded weeaboo, she kicks it up a notch and writes in JAPANESE CHARACTERS DESU. Obviously, that makes her cooler!

1 JROCK DESU
2 I'MMA GOIN TO JAPAN
3 Neffy can take critiques
4 Selected Quotes
5 Discovery
6 Harpoons. Man them.
7 External links

[edit] JROCK DESU

In addition to drawing hermaphroditic men, she is also a fangirl of JROCK. She honors her everlasting love of this music by vectoring way too many fucking faggy men. badly. God, she’s just so hardcore.

In addition to her amazing art, she also is a deep, thoughtful poet.

“	alone in the snow, i speak to your shadow that retreats from my arms. i finally realize, that my smile and warmth is not what you seek." "you must be in heaven, my dear, cause i can no longer feel you here. but still i know you're watching me, from a place my human eyes can't see. is it heaven? i'll believe that's where you are, i'd join you babe, but it's a little too far. wait a bit longer, and please stay strong. just remember that: i loved you all along. for mittens. RIP april 4th 2005 i'll see you again in heaven.	„
—neffy, an ode to her cat?

amazing.

“	I AM ADDICTED TO BUBBLY J-POP LATELY	„
—Neffy, being deep and complex.

[edit] I'MMA GOIN TO JAPAN

Neffy dreams of the day when she will marry her favorite Jrock lover and be transported to the magical land of Japan. Or, as she envisions it, Wapan. There, she will be automatically accepted by the Japanese, because they're so culturally accepting of new people, and will make loads of money from being a super famous manga-ka/Jrocker.

Sort through the endless amount of tl;dr yourself to find it, you lazy fucks.

To pay for this wishful dream of hers, she's willing to commision you guyz some drawings! Yay! She'll even throw in a Jrock patch of her own choice on your picture, and kitty ears, and ooh, some blue hair... now it's a Neffy drawing. Congratulations. That'll be over 9000 dollars plz.

[edit] Neffy can take critiques

“	don't critique this please, i tried my best.	„

“	More PLEASE NO CRITIQUES XD; my wrist/hand HURTS SO BAD	„

“	STOP CRITIQUING THIS PLEASE. I chose 'critique discouraged' for a reason. >:/	„

WHAT’S WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU, HOW COULD BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK LIKE THIS EVER NEED CRITIQUES??

[edit] Selected Quotes

“	I cause i need to practice korean for when i meet my senpai in Japan.	„
—Neffy, what?

“	So this is emo Dar/Deru. My mom wants this, so I'm giving it to her XD;;	„
—Neffy, does your mom want it too?

“	I.. like school uniforms. ;o; a lot.	„
—Neffy, fucking creepy

“	More ambiguous Dar+Aya poetry. fangirl giggle I like ANGST, can you tell? ¦3	„
—Neffy, what an true, original artist.

“	there are only 9 spots left in the course I NEED to go to japan next summer	„
—Neffy, weeaboo

“	I she's a bit of a mix between a tokyo schoolgirl (though she lives on the iwate prefecture of japan), harajuku kid, and kogal XD three of my loves	„
— Neffy, make her stop

“	I met you all on neopets, ne? :3 I have too many good friends.	„
—Neffy, I HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS OH JESUS HELP ME

“	eeeeh~ x_x so much for quitting neopets fully, I missed neopet Saikae already. @__@;;	„
—Neffy, neofag

“	MIYAVI PWNS THE WORLD. :'3	„
—Neffy, plz nuke

“	location; soon japan :3	„
—Neffy, personal profile

“	Male/Isle of Man	„
—Neffy, her gender as stated on deviantart profile (LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE!)

“	who came over eating a banana FOR SOME REASON IT WAS SO FUNNY	„
—Neffy, GUYS IT WAS SO FUNNY, pretending to have friends and being a retard as per usual

“	wahahah next xmas I'll be in Japan so I can send you some if you want ^ u^	„
—Neffy, wish fulfillment fantasy

[edit] Discovery

“	hahahaha i'm so sick of people doing this to me 8D i'm gone for a bit, see ya later.	„
—BRING OUT THE HUGBOX

Once Neffy discovered her article, she immediately decided to crawl into her hugbox and leave forever, earning her over 9000 asspats by her retarded friends. despite the fact that she wrote "doesn't care :)" on the top of her page, she does seem to indeed care as she's tried to blank out this article, and wrote an emo fag journal about it already. Apparently, she is "sick of people doing this to her," so either people hate her IRL too, or she's just an attention-whoring cunt.

~~As of yet, she hasn't deleted fucking everything, but she appears to be too much of a conceited twat to even do that.~~ Yeah she's pretty much deleted all her shit drawings, except for her vector "art," which of course she keeps up because they're not all horribly disfigured gay weaboo cat furs--which are just so much easier to milk lulz from, as you can imagine.

update: she's updated her journal. TL;DR, I'M LEAVING FOREVER BUT ACTUALLY IDC ABOUT YOU LYING POOPHEADS, BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Butthurt gallery

BAWWWWWW

answer: for the lulz

watch this... this is magic.

OH... OH SHIT! MAGIC, FUCKERS

winnar: ED.

Some special quotes:

“	to those who think i'm "wapanese"--ROFL WHATEVER. i never went around screaming "KAWAII NEKO", i'm on my way to speaking proper japanese to deal with economy and business in Asia and not to understand anime.	„
— Neffy knows weaboos

BECAUSE WEABOOS ARE THE ONES THAT *DON'T* ONLY LISTEN TO JAPANESE MUSIC, IDOLIZE JAPAN AS A COUNTRY, HAVE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS ABOUT FUTURE CAREERS IN THAT COUNTRY, FAP TO GIRLY ASIAN MEN, FLAUNT THEIR SPARSE UNDERSTANDING OF THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE BY PUTTING KATAKANA FUCKING EVERYWHERE--

Point made.

[edit] Harpoons. Man them.

Beware: massive camwhoring and harpoon manning ahead.

GUYS I’M JAPANESE REALLY	Ass chin	red nose?	those thighs.
	PIISU	emo	holy shit.
GAIS I BEFRIENDED AN AZN, THAT MAKES ME AZN TOO RITE???		that nose is fucking hueg
good lord, look at all those fags	kawaii	HERRO KITTY	…donkey?
ugly people sticking together	HOLY SHIT GUYS I BEFRIENDED ANOTHER JAPANESE, I MUST BE REALLY JAPANESE BY NOW		moar
F.G.A.S. desu! ^_____^	no	still no	are her eyes facing opposite directions?
make her stop	Michael Jackson KAWAII	we may need more harpoons
	OM NOM NOM NOM
	Anyone else remember the kid eating glue in the back of your class throughout 6th grade? Just wondering.	Her, again, trying and failing at being azn	The whole crew of weaboos