Nell

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[edit] About Her

Originating from somewhere deep in the Glaswegian jungle, this sexually confused predator feeds mainly on pink wigs and shitty rave music. He is believed to be Old Gregg's human counterpart. The difference between them being, Old Gregg is part human part fish, he is all human all fish. He can be found at his dirty camwhore resting place, http://www.cam4.com/Nell

God help you if you actually go there.

He made history by being the biggest retard ever, on the 30th of December 2007. He pissed in a bucket for /b/.

Nobody asked him to.

[edit] Vital Stats

It took some digging, but we got them.

NAME:                Nell
AGE:                 37
GENDER:	             Male
HEIGHT:	             5'8" (173cm)
LOCATION:            Glasgow, United Kingdom
LANGUAGE:            English
MARITAL STATUS:      Single
SEXUAL ORIENTATION:  Megasexual
OCCUPATION:          Anus Plumber
SMOKE:               No
DRINK:               Bailey's
RECREATIONAL DRUGS:  No
EYE COLOR:           Blue
MSN:                 Oh_Yes@live.co.uk

Live fast bitch	oh wow	He fukken loves hats	This is considered stylish in Glasgow
Nell tugs on his purulent nipples	sum sweet moves.	Ah, shamelessness.	Nell is hungry for some Nell-on-Nell lovin'
Delightful.	You will remember this every time you see a woman.	He has a gold tooth, too? I don't know what to say.	Beer gut... Or pregnancy? Only time will tell.
Nell confesses his love for the keyboard, and they make passionate sex.	No amount of alcohol can explain this man.	Poor guy. No wonder he drinks and is a giant faggot.	...!
SakuraChan 4thewin	Nice profile bitch	Epic Wank	anon goated him on, and regretted it...kinda..
It cannot be unseen	It puts the lotion on its skin	Coke snort fap	Sock on a tiny cawk