Neo
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Neo, aka Joshua Ryder is an ircop at Shadow-IRC and has the sanctimonious knowledge that everyone in #ed is doomed to a hellish fate, either by some butthurt faggots irl killing them, or God.
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[edit] "Fan"? works
neo is not feo*, but he is a queer.
total ruinz and we all cheer
neo neo what a fag
he sits at home and fucks his dad
he goes into irc and gets attacked by dongs
cause he probably makes up all these songs
-Kisa, irc.bantown.com
* A reference to Aiber of Shadow-IRC
[edit] Neo's Faggotry
The quasi-war with Neo started when janus zeal of ED asked for contact info for a irl bitch. It turned out that he was friends with her. lol, oops.
Neo also clearly doesn't understand the concept of DoS:
[11:28] SoulStealerYami: well...im goin to go ahead and lag bantown a bit [11:28] SoulStealerYami: and ping it [11:29] --: have fun :) [11:29] SoulStealerYami: k [11:31] SoulStealerYami: doesn't work [11:31] SoulStealerYami: don't receive pings [11:31] SoulStealerYami: lucky them [11:31] --: lol [11:32] --: math time : ~100mb pipe isnt going to 'lag' because of a 32 bit ping from a ~3mb connection.
OMG banned from Shadow-IRC. time to quit the internets
[11:27] SoulStealerYami: it's official now, everyone from bantown earns a gline
ShadowIRC isnt very nice to new members, no wonder its so damn small. source
< Cyllene> Hi. <~Neo> hi, leave < Cyllene> How come? <~Neo> cause i said so, you're part of ed < Cyllene> What's ed? <~Neo> ... <~Neo> k, bye <~Neo> .gline Cyllene bi bi [shadow-irc] -!- ERROR Closing Link: Cyllene[*] (User has been banned from Shadow-IRC (bi bi)) [shadow-irc] -!- Irssi: Connection lost to irc.shadow-irc.com
Neo also bans people who disagree with his Matrix fantasy worldview. A good way to get banned from Shadow-IRC (BIG LOSS) is to assert the existence of spoons in the Matrix.
[edit] Users Of Shadow-IRC
Neo - A matrixcoat-wearing internet tough guy with an ego as big as he is stupid. Is fond of the word "roffle" and uses it frequently regardless of how unfunny it is.
Morpheus - One of Neo's retarded, brown-nosing henchmen; rarely says anything other than "Hello".
M, Aiber, Inari - Another one of Neo's henchmen, and a furry.
- Update: Aiber has been Fir3d.
00:31:13 <@spie> Neo Fir3d me 00:31:16 <@januszeal> LOL 00:31:16 <@spie> lawl 00:31:19 <@januszeal> hawt 00:31:22 <@januszeal> details please 00:31:43 <@spie> hes like "dont associate with the enemy, why you on bantown" 00:31:54 <@spie> OK mom
It seems Aiber no longer has IRCops or access to the shell. Then again you should know better boy, making friends and shit. Bad kid. You're supposed to be just like Neo and have everyone H8 you.
 No, there is not a goddamn spoon, you fucking retard. |
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[edit] External links
- Homepage (nothing but notice that his page has been removed for excess faggotry.)
- His IRC Server (offline lol)
- Search IRC page on Shadow-IRC
