Neo-con

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A typical Neocon exercising his second amendment right.

Once upon a time, a bunch of conservatives got together and said, "This is no fun. There's no booze here, no kink, no rock and roll -- so it's time to take it to the Xtreme! Texas style!" Shortly after they raped a school bus full of blind children.

Thus, the Neo-conservative movement started.

Neo-conservatism doesn't actually mean anything, but it's a great way for Ron Paul supporters flame faggots for supporting any sort of interaction with other countries whatsoever.

[edit] The Jewish Paradox

Neo-conservatives defend Jews the same way liberals defend teh fags, with a passion so fierce anyone or anything that gets in the selected group's way is called a hate monger and sealed in an underground tomb in order to die a slow and painful death due to suffocation. However, unlike liberals and homosexuals, neo-conservatives only defend the Jews under the Doomsday-obsessed logic that Israel must conquer and enslave the entire Middle East in order for the "End Times" to begin. Once the Jews have enslaved the Middle East, only then can the Anti-Christ take over the world and Jesus can come back to save the day. At that point, all Jews must renounce their faith and accept Jesus/become Christians or else burn in hell, which makes you wonder why many Jews put up with neo-conservatives since the neocon agenda expressly requires the Jews to renounce their faith/become Christians in order to reap any of the payoff of their scheme for world domination.

No really.

[edit] A Plan for World Domination

After sacrificing several babies and drinking their blood, Dick Cheney, Grandmaster High Dragon of the Neo-Conservative movement, called upon his followers to invoke the gods of war and destruction so that he may consult with them to create the singlemost evil and genius plan to take over the world. The resulting plan was later cleverly disguised as an innocuous white paper titled Rebuilding Americas Defenses and published by the baby-eating, war-worshiping cultists at The Project for a New American Century. However, anyone with a third grade education could read between the lines to discover that the entire paper is actually an elaborate plan for doing WTC so Rudy-911 could rule the world.