Nest Of Vipers
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Since 1591, unpleasant individuals have been referred to as "Vipers" as it was England's only poisonous snake. A Nest Of Vipers refers to running headlong into a dangerous situation, tragically oblivious to one's peril.
New users are typically unaware of what a wretched hive of scum and villainy the internet is. You should expect putting your foot into a nest of vipers to be a weekly occurence until you start to lurk moar.
[edit] Typical Scenario
- Read ED.
- Note with interest that Mudkips are a chan meme.
- Wade into 4chan /b/ blaring "HAY GAIZ I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ"
- Ridicule
- Rape
- Possible b&
- ???
- Profit (?)
[edit] Other Ways To Disturb A Nest Of Vipers
- Gatecrashing EDchat and picking a fight with the sysops
- Begging for ops. Anywhere. Ever.
- Requesting others to be your personal army
- Assuming that you can get away with discussing anime on an anime message board
- Thinking that Anonymous will be impressed by your claims that you are "Part of the Chan Scene"
- Trying to take Anon's toys away
[edit] Oblivious Does Not Forgive
 Emiry. Decided she was one of us. |
 Alex. Decided that Anon was going to help him fuck a loli and then ruin her life. Wait, wut? |
 Tom. I HAS A MEDAL |
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