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NewNatenobate

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The face of the faggot

. NewNatenobate is a raging faggot from the state of DevianTART, who also has a rabid Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fetish. His job at devianTART is just mainly to bitch about ED, just like EddBoy. While not bitching about Encyclopædia Dramatica, he usually bitches about why alcohol is bad, or why he only has one testicle. He mostly cries in the form of journals, which are nothing more than AIDS-filled

Even House is shocked at how much of a faggot this guy is

bitchfests. His main interests are anime, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, politics, movies, taking photos of shit, taking photos of shit and then inverting them into black and white because he's soooooo deep like that, and writing TMNT fan fics, in which shit happens and the turtles always end up in a 4-way fuckfest.

1 His Stand On Alcohol
- 1.1 Why Alcohol is Bad
2 Butthurt for him
- 2.1 A Victim of Trolls
3 Just Like EddBoy
4 I'm going to get you, Encyclopedia Dramatica
- 4.1 dA Anti-ED resistance Army Recruits
5 NewNatenobate's a Fucking Fag
- 5.1 Gay Journal
6 Videos
7 Gallery
8 External Links

[edit] His Stand On Alcohol

As NewNatenobate stated, Last Thursday, in one of his journals:He hates alcohol!!1!oneoneone! Nobody really knows the reason why NewNatenobate hates beer, it's most likely because beer hates NewNatenobate. In the journal he says that beer is serious business and that alcohol consumption is the No.1 killer of teenagers in America.

[edit] Why Alcohol is Bad

Many people go around saying that I need to live a little. Well if I need drugs and Alcohol to have fun I'd rather just not live. A fact is that these things can lead to death. Alcohol is no laughing matter and it should be taken seriously. Consumption of Alcohol is the number 1 killer of teenagers in the United States and can lead to other causes of death that at Alcohol related such at Traffic accidents, Falling and Drowning. Alcohol can also lead to date rape and unwanted pregnancies. If Alcohol can lead to those unwanted pregnancies and rapes that is also another leading factor in the spread of STD's (Sexually Transmitted Diseases) Such as AIDS and HIV amongst many others. People can die from Alcohol and Drug use.

You can't escape beer.

Drinking can lead to.

Dehydration
Slowing
Blurred vision
Vertigo
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Anterograde amnesia
Ataxia
Hangovers
Slurred Speech
Alcohol Poisoning
DEATH!

Euphoria (BAC = 0.03 to 0.12%)
- Subject may experience an overall improvement in mood and possible euphoria.
- They may become more self-confident or daring.
- Their attention span shortens. They may look flushed.
- Their judgment is not as good — they may express the first thought that comes to mind, rather than an appropriate comment for the given situation.
- They have trouble with fine movements, such as writing or signing their name.

Lethargy (BAC = 0.09 to 0.25%)
- People create websites like Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Subject may become sleepy
- They have trouble understanding or remembering things, even recent events. They do not react to situations as quickly.
- Their body movements are uncoordinated; they begin to lose their balance easily, stumbling; walking is not stable.
- Their vision becomes blurry. They may have trouble sensing things (hearing, tasting, feeling, etc.).

Confusion (BAC = 0.18 to 0.30%)
- Profound confusion — uncertain where they are or what they are doing. Dizziness and staggering occur.
- Heightened emotional state — aggressive, withdrawn, or overly affectionate. Vision, speech, and awareness are impaired.
- Poor coordination and pain response. Nausea and vomiting sometimes occurs.

Stupor (BAC = 0.25 to 0.40%)
- Movement severely impaired; lapses in and out of consciousness.
- Subjects can slip into a coma; will become completely unaware of surroundings, time passage, and actions.
- Risk of death is very high due to alcohol poisoning and/or pulmonary aspiration of vomit while unconscious.

Coma (BAC = 0.35 to 0.50%)
- Unconsciousness sets in.
- Reflexes are depressed (i.e., pupils do not respond appropriately to changes in light).
- Breathing is slower and more shallow. Heart rate drops. Death usually occurs at levels in this range.

Death (BAC more than 0.50%)
- Can cause central nervous system to fail, resulting in death.

I just wanna see you take a swig from the beer now.

[edit] Butthurt for him

Upon discovery of KawaiiKittee88's ED article, NewNatenobate whined like a fucking bitch about how unfairly KawaiiKittee88 was being treated, but he failed to realize that all that bitching would eventually lead trolls to his doorstep. Upon arrival of said trolls, NewNatenobate did what any self-righteous tartlet would do:

He sought out EddBoy for help
He got all of his friends involved
He cried and made idle threats
He had gay sex and...
He wrote a whiney-ass journal

[edit] A Victim of Trolls

His note to Anonymous

I have become Spammed, Flamed and Trolled the past few days. I will not Tolerate such behavior. Heres from me to all you trolls out there.

1 Get a life
2 Find something better to do instead of making other people lives online miserable.
3 Leave us alone
4 Drop your drug and alcohol addiction
5 Rehab
6 Get Neutered so no more of you can be born (That is if you can even get laid)
7 Get a job
8 Move out of your mothers basement
9 Get an Apartment
10 I think you have control from here.

Just don't use a computer ever again

Does this sound like the life of a troll to you?

I can do it to. Say what you want about me but stay away from my friends You trolls have close to zero knowledge of a damn thing you say. Or do you have close to a zero intelligence level? Get off dA! The world already has George Bush and Kim Jong Ill. We don't need you trolls to add to it. People use the internet to escape the problems of the everyday so stop giving us problems for our relaxation time. If I want to hear from an Ass hole I would break wind.

I do believe I have made my point. . . . . . For now.

[edit] Just Like EddBoy

NewNatenobate bitches so much about ED, Trolls, and everything else lulzy, that he is just like a younger version of EddBoy:Being that he makes retarded comments about everything, he posts snapshots of shit, and he is just a plain douchebag. In fact, just like EddBoy, if you comment to anyone about anything, that NewNatenobate doesn't agree with, he will go fucking batshit crazy and rant your ass to death, while making horrible misspellings and every word you read a grammar nightmare.

NewNatenobate has many disabiwities

[edit] I'm going to get you, Encyclopedia Dramatica

On December 17, 2007, a day that will live in lulz, NewNatenobate had recieved so much butthurt from a troll that sent a link of his ED article to over 9000 random deviants that NewNatenobate did what any well-minded person would do:He started recruiting for an e-army against Encyclopedia Dramatica.

“	I listen to System of a Down, therefore, I know the law!!	„
—NewNatenobate

[edit] dA Anti-ED resistance Army Recruits

I'm recruiting you fellow dA users to fight against the evil heathen that is Encyclopedia Dramatica! If you are interested in joining send me a note and we shall discuss further obligations about boycotting the website for good or at least up the policies of it so that no more harassment and insulting articles may ever be written again. This is not for the sake of me this is not my battle this is everyones I am trying to defend every dA user from the ED monster. I was insulted but I laugh it off. I am doing this to stand up for the rest of you and I ask you to stand up with me

The basic recruits for NewNatenobate's army

[edit] NewNatenobate's a Fucking Fag

On Tuesday, March the eleventh, in the year 2008, at 2:33 P.M., NewNatenobate had openly admitted on DevianTART, that he was 100% gay. He plastered that he was a rape-crazy ass pirate in the form of a journal, as he does for stupid shit like this. It is most believed that while he was writing said journal, he was being ass-rammed by a mysterious figure, which later caused him to write the semen-splattered poem that shortly follows the journal. Naturally, NewNatenobate later filed rape charges, as every true faggot does. The mysterious figure has yet to be found.

Proof that NewNatenobate justifies that he is a full-blown AIDS magnet.

[edit] Gay Journal

Homophobia

Journal Entry: Tue Mar 11, 2008, 2:33 PM

I am a homosexual. I have never once even had the slightest thought in my head thinking that being gay was my own choice that people could use to discriminate against me with. From the day certain people who found out about my sexual orientation I was told that I am a "fag" and other things. I was told that it was just another "phase" The first family member I was open to was my sister and I love her everyday more and more for being one of the people to accept me for who I am.

Just because I am gay I will not force you to become gay. I will not force you to have sex with me. I will not force you to have sex with other homosexuals. Its only a matter of time before all the homosexuals in the world actually do get angry just enough for US TO REVOLT. In the Middle East in nations such as Saudi Arabia and Iran. Homosexuals are executed!

In my own deep soul opinion I think that the hatred for homosexuals comes from peoples religious beliefs. This is why I am atheist and being atheist just adds more discrimination. A Gay Atheist(He was a Gay Buddhist before.) that is what I am. I personally think that the people that make me hard and the people that I am fucking is really nobody else's god damn business. So please homophones. Shut the Fuck up.

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Poem

*I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. *I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday *I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. *I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. *I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. *We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. *I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. *I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. *I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. *We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. *I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. *I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. *I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. *I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. *I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. *I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. *I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me. *I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. *I am a warrior for my country serving proud, but can't be my true self because gays aren't allowed in the military. *I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. *I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. *I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost 18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!!!

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