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New Hampshire
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
New Hampshire came into existence at least 100 years ago. Nothing new has happened since.
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[edit] Worst Weather in the World
New Hampshire is home to Mount Washington, a rather ordinary-looking mountain that holds the dubious honor of having the worst weather in the world. Weather conditions rival those of Antartica, with wind-chills known to drop to -120°F. It also holds the record highest sustained wind-speed of 231 mph. lovely.
[edit] Gayest Train in the World
As if to compensate for something awesome by adding something excruciatingly gay, Mount Washington has its own railway: the Mount Washington Cog Railway, the single most homosexual train in the world. Often visited by the elderly and their bored grandkids, it adorns the deadly edifice like a feather-boa worn by the Terminator.
Then again, the tourists have to get up there somehow so they can stand in the freezing 90mph wind like idiots and say "Boy, they're right! It sure is cold up here!"
[edit] Old Man of the Mountain
The Old Man of the Mountain was a tiny rock formation up in the middle of nowhere that looked sort of like an old dude if you squinted real hard. People would drive hundreds of miles to stare at a bunch of rocks. Pictures of it are everywhere, from driver's licenses to license plates to road signs. Then one day, the old man said, "fuck this shit" and fell down. Noone cared except a few old people.
[edit] Fun things to do in New Hampshire
- get drunk
- light fireworks off, preferably somewhere near small children, your friends, or flammable stuff.
- get high
- play DDR
- get drunk
- get out of the state as soon as possible.
[edit] Interesting facts about New Hampshire
- Road signs are in both metric and American units, though residents can't read either.
- At the last census, New Hampshire was 97.5% white.
- New Hampshire's state motto is "Go away and leave us the fuck alone."
- Despite being as white as they are, they for some reason decided to vote for a nigger in their "oh so important" primary. (This dumbfuck thought he was smart and predicted Obama would win the primary, he in fact did not, nice prediction Miss Cleo)
- over 9000 of New Hampshire's residents own an ATV, snowmobile, or both
[edit] Seacoast
Stop fucking laughing
[edit] New Hampshire Primaries
Once every four years, New Hampshire gets to think it's important, because it has presidential primaries before almost everybody. For about two weeks, the state economy goes through the roof with all the candidates and aides and followers and reporters eating in the restaurants and sleeping in the hotels, and then everybody remembers that New Hampshire is tiny and stupid compared to, say, Texas, and they GTFO until the next election season.
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