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Gingrich is in your constitution, fagging up your amendments

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH SHUT DOWN!

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Newt Gingrich (aka: Newton Leroy Jenkins) is the former conservative speaker of the house of representatives and complete and utter fucking failure of a person. During his time as speaker of the house of representatives Newt kept it real with initiatives which pushed the Christian agenda. Like many Republicans Newton does not believe in the theories of Evolution or Global Warming and works vigorously to spread this agenda across the USA. Newton is theorized by David Icke to be a lizard creature charged with enslaving the minds of the world by bringing about endless backward Christian education thus making the goal of conquering America by the lizard people easy.

Government Shut Down

In 1995 the Republican National Committee enjoyed a resurgence by telling everyone that Terrorists were going to eat their children, have sex with their virgins and molest their live-stock and at the helm of the revolution was Newton P Gingrich esquire and professional ladyboy. In 1996, one year after the revolution Gingrich was told he had to sit at the back of Air Force One like a the token nigger he is so he shut down the entire federal government for a while (which was no big deal because Republicans not doing work is money not being stolen from the taxpayers).

Newton's Gallery of Fail

epic fail newt?	Achtung! Newton!	Gingrich is NOT happy	Newt makes an appearance in legos in order to molest children covertly
Newt in his alien-lizard form	Newt Gingrich giving Second Life a spin	This article makes Gingrich a sad Newt	Newt Gingrich is secretly a mossad agent
Gingrich shows the proper method for becoming an hero	Gingrich and his B-Face