Screen name
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Everybody has one. It's used to communicate with all kinds of people but mostly with those who say they are hot, blonde, and 18... but really are hideous, bald, and 47.
[edit] Making a successful Screen name
In order to make a successful screen name, you must first have AIM or you can't even have a screen name. To begin making a screen name, you must take into account the following things:
For White people:
- your sport
- your gender
- and a various amount of numbers
- no regard for spelling
Examples: socrchick944, hockeygurl321, football4lyfe666420
For Black people and other minorities that all look alike anyways:
- your race
- your gang status
- Gratuitous spelling errors
Examples: BL4CKD33lR, AznPryD3_9, thuggachik6969
For Emofags:
- a gratuitous amount of x's on either side of your name
- a phrase that expresses your deep inner turmoil
- a number to show you weren't the first to come up with the idea
Examples: nonconformist933, xxathousandtearsxx, xTHESEWOUNDSTHEYWILLNOTHEALx
For Trolls:
- a slur for the intended troll victims
- something implying homosexuality
- plenty of capital letters
Examples: FAGTRON3000, CUMSUKKKAR, LIBS_R_GAYFAGS
For Furries:
- the name of your fursona
- the fursona's species
- something about the fandom, so people know just what you are
Exampples: Drakky, MitsuTehSkunkki, Yiffwhore456
For Otaku:
- The name of a popular anime character, or even better, two characters' names mixed together
- Your POWAR LEVEL
- Some kawaii emoticons
Examples: SSJiniysha666, SuperGotenk9000Ranma, ^_^*SailorChibiChibiKawaiNekoSakuraPrincess*^_^
[edit] Screen name theft
Because you are the most original person on the internets evar, anyone with a similar screen name to yours is obviously a) copying you, or b) trying to steal your identity. Be sure to harrass them constantly about it until they give up and change names.
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