Nicole Ritchie
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Nicole Ritchie is the pseudo-attractive bimbo that follows Paris Hilton like she's stuck up her ass.
She's also known as the less attractive, fatter one of the two who was made famous not by porn, but by her drug bust in which she was driving around without a licence, insurance or registration...what she did have was a balloon full of heroin and enough of daddy's cash to get off with little more than a slap on the wrist.
Latest news reveals that she and Paris have recently had a falling out... unfortunately for Paris, it was her asshole that fell out.
Maybe Simon Rexx did it???
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[edit] Nicole and eFame
Mentioning that, Nicole Richie is Lionel Richie's adopted daughter (the worst choice he made), earning you e-points and e-popularity and make you look smart. Do it at every opportunity. Or, if you have any conscience, tell people she's a slut and should gb2kitchen.
[edit] Nicoles Baby
Last thursday Nicole had a baby with one of the gay, try-hard, punk loser twins from good charlotte. Like the good sheep that nicole is, her baby was named after one of Paris Hilton's dogs.
Experts have used the best downloadable programs off the internets to configure pictures of what the baby will look like, unfortunatly, no one gives a shit.
[edit] Nicole and the Drama
An image of a deadly skinny Nicole Richie was posted to LJ's barely-tolerable celebrity snark community, ohnotheydidnt. southernbellexx, a pregnant ana princess who is saving up for her third x, rushed to the defense of her thinspiration in a series of largely incoherent comments that eventually made LJ Drama.
[edit] Nicole being a Writer
She wrote "The Truth About Diamonds: A Novel by Nicole Richie" to show Paris that she's also hot and rich even after their fight, the only thing she showed in her book is that she's a less-hotter version of Paris Hilton.
[edit] Trying to be Cooler than Paris
- Nicole has even tried to replicate Paris' amazing ability to grow to 500 feet tall, but unfortunately for her she just can't seem to break the 300 foot mark. Her feet also aren't as freakishly huge as her bimbo friend's, so everyone kinda doubts how useful they'd be in crushing her opposition
