419 Nigerian Email Scams
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Nigerian scam e-mails, also called "419 scam" e-mails, after the Nigerian penal code reference, are the tl;dr messages you receive now and then from someone in Africa, written in broken but fancy English, telling some bizarre story about being the son of the late dictator, needing your help to get some millions of dollars, of which you can have a big chunk.
There are many variations of the story, all of them ridiculous and preposterous. As Chris Hansen has shown, you will never get your millions, but instead will end up sending the African hundreds or maybe thousands of dollars to pay various fees that always "unexpectedly" arise, while he is trying so hard to make all the arrangements for your mutual benefit. It never fails, and the Africans make a killing, year after year, from the world's borderline-retarded masses.
The letter-writers are not always from Nigeria; indeed, the message could come from any African colony, and lately there are even messages from China. Some of the messages take a completely different approach, giving a sob story of being a poor orphan girl, or some other nonsense.
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This is now so old meme that those crazy Nigerians are huffing the Jenk and coming up with new ways to troll Whitey for his Jew Gold. The latest is the Nigerian Bulldog Scam in which that Nigger Ian claims he can no longer care for his pure-bred English Bulldog. For upward of an niggardly $500 the vic can rescue the poor mutt from euthanasia.
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If you don't have the patience to play the long-term trolling game below, there are ways to have instant satisfaction, though you may never personally see the results. Simply respond to the message saying something like this:
I am very interested in helping you.
Please contact me through the web site I keep to manage my financial affairs:
http://resources.on.nimp.org
I hope to hear from you soon.
Best regards.
The pleasure may be small and fleeting, to imagine the African in some crowded, filthy internet cafe playing his little scams, and clicking that link, but it is better than no pleasure.
Um, I was curious and clicked the above link, then everything went all screwy so I shutdown my computer. Everything seems fine now, but... Does my computer have viruses or something now? --MonkeyBones 19:09, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
Alternately, you can just direct them to your website, http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/
[edit] Pwning 419
While Nigerian scam e-mail usually makes up only a small percentage of your daily spam, it is fun sometimes to think of ways to fuck these people over. There are several trolling organizations that work full time on such activities, playing along with the African, getting the AFRICAN to send the troller $20 or $100, or a picture of himself looking retarded, getting some horrible tattoo, holding up a silly sign, or some other epic win. A gallery of these victims is below. This sort of trolling takes a lot of patience and can be rather boring, but when it succeeds, it is great.
The correct way to troll spammers
[edit] Some Nigerians who got trolled
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 Out for a stroll with the pet hyenas and baboons. These ones didn't get trolled, but it's a good picture. |
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[edit] 419 Backraid Videos
[edit] Nigerian terms
[edit] Nigerian Hot Dog
"When a male douses his erect penis in chocolate and receives oral and/or anal sex from his female partner. The couple then uses the russian dishwasher. To top things off, the male gives the female a hot lunch. The chocolate from the penis, the man's cum, and his feces creates an unbelievably delicious meal." -http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nigerian+Hot+Dog
[edit] nigerian crowbar
"the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick." -http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigerian+crowbar
[edit] Nigerian Bagel
"where a man butfucks a partner. after the asshole is loose the man then shits in his partners asshole then the man goes back and packs in his shit in his partners asshole" -http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigerian+bagel
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- 419eater.com
- 419 Baiter
- 419 explained by Snopes
- The Lads From Lagos
- [1] "I am selecting people that will have access to my POWERFUL TRAINING "
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