Bike

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Never leave your bike alone with a wog.

Bike 

A human-powered vehicle with two wheels used primarily by poor people such as niggers and people in third-world countries. But hey, who can tell the difference? You know who can? Fucking no-one, because niggers and people in third-world countries are the same people. Fucking niggers.

[edit] The Bike as a Vehicle

Some fat people are simply not allowed to ride bikes.

Nigga earned my bike.

That faggot bike helmet will really help when a goddamn truck rolls over your head.

An enterprising nigra and his collection of your bikes.

Nigger stole her bike.

Poor people actually use bikes as transportation.

Bikerfox: typical faggot biker

Riding a bike is an excellent way to quickly go downhill. It has also been suggested that going uphill on one may be effective at reducing fattiness but this has not been confirmed outside of the Playstation game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It is also a great way to get your face fucked up or even die, especially if you play chicken with cars like a retard. Beyond this the bike serves little purpose other than to make the rider look poor/dumb/gay.

[edit] Bike Racing

Bike racing has been a popular women's sport for at least 100 years, but gained popularity in the latter part of the 20th century among the homosexual male community. The face of the sport has changed radically since then, transforming from a competition centered around crossing a finish line in a short period of time into a marathon-like contest of who can bounce on their dong-like bike seat for the longest period of time. The French, of course, dominate most international dong riding competitions, and bike racing is no exception; they host the annual Tour de Fags, the most noteworthy competition of its type, in which hundreds of gay men mount their love bikes and engage in self-administered anal sex in public, on the road daily for nearly a month at a time. Also bike racing consists of some insane people on bikes that cost more than your house flying down hills faster than your dads erection flops when he see's your mother naked. these people can normaly be found on sites like pinkbike, DMR and chainreactioncycles and phil you 1 eye that new P2 frame snapped first race u nigger

[edit] Tree Huggers and Bikes

Due to the non-existent requirements for gasoline that bikes present, their use has become extremely prevalent among hippies and other tree huggers under the illusion that they can contribute to cleaner air by peddling their stank asses around like rolling filth bombs. In cities where the hippy infestations are particularly virulent such as Seattle, WA and Sacramento, CA, the smell of patchouli oil is inescapable even within the comfort of one's car on the freeway due to the number of hippies on bikes.

[edit] Niggas & Bikes

See also: O.J. Simpson

Much like Jews & Gold, Nigras like to collect things but in their case it is others' bikes. As can be seen in the recent news clippings to the left Nigra bike theft is common place and the threat posed to all of us is equal to that of Al Gore and Furries.

[edit] Homosexuals & Bikes

It is common knowledge that all serious cyclists keep their legs shaved smoother than the average [sorostitute]'s legs. While some argue that this prevents road rash and infection in the event of a crash, it is also quite obvious that any man who shaves his legs is flaming homo or, moar likely, a trap.

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Lance Armstrong's revolutionary "inter-anus seat" bike design and lack of testacles catapulted him to victory in the Tour de Fags.	Hippies ride bikes because they think it will save the planet.	Police use racial profiling effectively to help detect bike crime.	As if shaving your legs was not enough.
No helmet on this pussy.