NiGHTS into Dreams
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
NiGHTS into Dreams is known as one of the best games ever. Mostly due to the 13 year olds fapping to something other than Sonic, even though it's made by the same company. The whole game takes place in a dream world so nothing that happens actually fucking matters.
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Game in a Nutshell
NiGHTS is TEH FUKANG BEEST VIDYA GAEM EVAR created by TEH GREETAST VIDYA GAEM COMPANAY EVAR about two incestual children who after receiving serious amounts of butthurt one day, decide to party hard that night, having premarital sex and taking large quantities of acid, and are induced to create an imaginary world filled with all of the wet dreams of every sick fuck currently asleep. Unfortunately, the evil nigger Wizeman the Wicked is stealing everyone's dreams, raising his power level until eventually he can quit IRC and pwn the world IRL. The 12-year-old boy and his 13-year-old sister aren't going to put up with that crap in their trip.
So naturally they don't do jack shit while a purple spandex wearing genderless fairy, named NiGHTS by the Microsoft-Word-impaired Sega, helps them defeat this nigger by joining their bodies and becoming one. In other words, NiGHTS does all the work while the children sit back and do nothing. NiGHTS flies around fighting off all the enemies and eventually defeats the main villain. After that, the children recover from their acid trip, waking up from their comatose state on top of Big Ben and realize that it was all a dream. Sounds familiar?
Gameplay
Use the analog stick to make NiGHTS fly in circles to collect stuff. That's it. And on top of that fail, the controls are shit.
Or, if you're a fancy advanced technological person, you can use your Wii remote and do the same thing.
Memorable Lines
| —NiGHTS |
Wii Version: NiGHTS Journey of Dreams
Copypasta of the first game onto a Wii disc, with the subtle addition of the word journey, making the game much better!
Differences
There are actually quite a few differences between the original and the remake. NiGHTS into Dreams featured two children named Elliot Edwards and Claris Sinclair. They are both failures.
| —TOW |
Elliot wants to be a basketball player, but was brutally raped by kids from another grade and goes home in shame. Claris wants to sing in a play, but when she sings everyone dies so she sprints home sobbing. At night they relive their days events in nightmares and masturbate furiously. They then escape to Nightopia and find that they both have the rare Red Ideya of Courage. They release Nights, who tells them to fuck and then have him fly around in their ecstasy dreams. They eventually defeat some evil dude and go home.
NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams had two kids named William Taylor and Helen Cartwright. They used to be close to their parents, but stopped their nightly incest sessions for other stuff. William wants to be a soccer player, but his dad moves to a new job and won't show his son how to play with balls. Helen stops practicing her violin with her mother to go smoke pot with her new friends. They have nightmares later that night and get chased by Pedobear into Nightopia. Then it's the same as the prior game with minor changes.
Fanbase
Like any other shitty overrated game, NiGHTS has a fanbase that could potentially be as batshit insane as that of the Sonic the Hedgehog fanbase. The correct terminology used for people who obsess over this game would be NiGHTSfag. A NiGHTSfag's natural habitat is on the dreaded fansite known only as NiGHTSintodreams.com, a place where thousands of NiGHTSfags roam free talking about how much their precious game is the greatest thing ever created, create fan art, fanfiction, and other stupid shit, and whine and bitch about how their almighty god NiGHTS is getting left in the dust because Sonic is much better in every way.
The Don't Forget NiGHTS Campaign
The fucktards at NiGHTSintoDreams.com have decided that, because they are so butthurt over the fact that their idol has been pushed aside for too long, the ringleader of the NiGHTSfag known as DiGi Valentine has decided to create a campaign that will get NiGHTS into the latest Sega clusterfuck of a Mario Kart ripoff known only as Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing. DiGi is making all of Sega and the NiGHTS community aware of this by making a bet to himself. Because he's so damn sure that NiGHTS is not part of the final roster of the game, he will burn his entire collection of NiGHTS shit. There's a fine line between being passionate about something and being overly fucking obsessive with it, and by the looks of it, this line might have been crossed. Ever since this dramatic announcement, NiGHTSfags have been going batshit insane about if their god NiGHTS will be disregarded or not, and they will stop at nothing to annoy the fuck out of Sega to get him into the game in any way, shape, or form.
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