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Ninjas are mammals that fight all the time.

Codey Porter, s& ninja.

According to Robert Hamburger, author of The Official Ninja Webpage and the subsequent book Real Ultimate Power, the ninja are mammals that fight all the time. However, Robert failed to acknowledge the existence of non-mammalian ninjas, such as the reptilian, amphibious and avian varieties.

Ninjas usually think they are cool for swinging around swords and wearing masks on their heads while having overly dramatic fighting scenes and continuously thinking out loud.

“	Unlike humans, which are made up of 70% water and 30% other stuff, ninjas are made up of 70% awesome, and 30% totally awesome.	„
—Anonymous, actual quote

This guy has a ninja for a roommate.

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A typical ninja woman from Japan.	Her evil twin.	A typical ninja girl fom United States.	Western ninjas are usually fat.
A modern day ninja. This was taken before he started flipping out and killing people.	All true ninjas should know how to do this.	An important warning.	And another.
How to become a ninja in 7 easy steps.	Conan was ninja too!	Ninjas are often anime experts.	Ninja > Emo