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No Child's Behind Left

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Michael Jackson, staunch proponent of No Child's Behind Left, offers a "special friend" some Jesus Juice.
Michael Jackson, staunch proponent of No Child's Behind Left, offers a "special friend" some Jesus Juice.

An altogether different policy pursued with extreme vigor by Michael Jackson, Mark Foley, NAMBLA, and the dead ghost of Allen Ginsberg (who made pedophilia popular with such poems as "my do those 13-year-old boys have nice asses" and "I like it when they gag"). Their goal is very similar to that of the Super Adventure Club of South Park: they travel the world with hopes of fucking every 13-year-old boy they can find. They want to make sure that no young boy's ass is left unfucked.

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