No Cussing Club
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The Nigger-shitting Cockmasters Club is a dangerous rap gang formed by this motherfucker: McKay Hatch (MOAR LIEK "McGay Latch" amirite?), a 14-year old nigger hater from California, with a first name that is usually used as a middle and a last that can be related to a fuckin' fanny. What's worse, he's also against slang, so he uses fucking politically correct phrases only such as "excretion" instead of shitting all over the fucking town.
According to his own piece of shit biography, he was the fag that started the clusterfuck of faggotry called the No Cussing Club at his faggot-fueled middle school, in the hazardous nigger-infested ghetto of California.
This shithole place was called South Pasadena, after what the window-licking 'tards perceived as a shitload of people talking about shit that FUCKING PISSED THEM OFF, aka cussing. This shit-talking has existed years before he was pushed out of his whore-mother's pungent-odored cunt, yet he felt it needed to come to a stop.
When the itty-bitty asstard realized many of his faggotry-infested fellow students were addicted to swearing, he took it upon his self to start his piece of shit club to reform these criminalized pansy-ass youths from running amok. If he notices a group of stupid cunts swearing about shit, the gang of twats will steal their goddamn basketball and proceed to rap pure bullshit about how if you wanna hang with us you gotta watch that filthy piehole of yours. The asstard and his fucking asstarded friends were then taken into the showers, got their anal rings greased, then fucked until they were crying for their mommies. What a fucking illiterate wannabe nigger.
Holy fucking shitcocks they made cussing illegal in their town. Who the shit lets kids dictate the fucking law?
***Note that they are violating the first amendment of the United States Constitution, as of December 15, 1791. But that document is old and therefore totally inaccurate! :)*** ***HOLY SHIT ITS ALL A SCAM TO MAKE MONEY*** ***WHY THE TIT-SHIT ARE THERE STARS HERE?*** "Mckays fee is 800.00 plus travel expense let us know, Brent Hatch, mckays father could also speak to the parents he wrote the book raising a g rated family in an x rated world...""Cary the postcards are done can you check into the company that has labels and find the best price 4000 schools and 1000 churchs thanks this is going to be great I will talk to cecily when she gets back and make sure she is on track for the book to be finished mid sept talk to you soon 2.5 million dollars is our goal thanks..." - Excerpt from Brent Hatch's email.
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Welcome to the Machine
On the 26th of October, 2007, the notorious cockgoblins of Ebaumsworld, discovered the ass-wank shit-for-brains of The No Cussing Club and fired up the ass-raping INTERNET HAET MACHINE.
McKay was the son of a bitch that started the motherfucking club, then the fatherfucking website and because he is such an asshole, all of the fucking Lusernames and all of the cocksucking passwords are all the same goddamn thing, like the stupid fucker he is.
Username: member
Password: welcome
Please troll this cocksucker until his candy ass bleeds.
His e-mail is used to spread faggotry, therefore we must /i/nvestigate this niggershitting atrocity against humanity. brhatch@earthlink.net (which happens to be his father's email). Troll for fucking great justice bitches.
His dad, Brent Hatch, also seems to have a site - http://www.brenthatch.com/, which advertises some shit nobody cares about.
Stupid Shit
Note that he's just a chubby fat-ass who thinks the word "pee-pee" is funny.
Drew Pickles's Reaction
Drew Pickles himself is against this club, which isn't really all that surprising.
The Pledge
"I won't cuss, swear, use bad language, or tell dirty jokes. Clean language is the sign of intelligence and always demands respect. I will use my language to uplift, encourage and motivate. I will Leave People Better Than I Found Them!"
However, it was found too lame, so they changed their motto to the following: DON'T FUCKING CUSS, 'CUZ THAT SHIT AIN'T COOL.
The Original
Click to view the original ass-raping video.
At 1:15 a little bitch shows up and throws a motherfucking rock and hits the fucking slutbag whores in the back of the group. Way to go, bitch!
Also notice at 1:22 that Faggot gets that fucking-bad-ass IN YOUR FACE ATTITUDE FUCK YEAH MCKAY YOU RACIST BALL GOBBLING FUCKFACE.
The Video Response that Took Down the NCC
(Video is down)
During the ass-rape of the NCC it was discovered that the Faggots fucked up, and that their videos would automatically approve any video responses. This fucking idiocy of course led to many lulz as the Free Speech video was soon a response to every fucking video in their shit-fest arsenal. Unfortunately as a result these faggots no longer allow responses of any sort and have even gone so far as to strip away video embedding completely. The video a while up their shitty page is from another user, so the NCC is still being fucked by big black cocks the size of baseball bats UP THE ASS
Partyvan'd
/i/, being quite done with drama, has started pissing gasoline onto the Internet Hate Machine. A recent alliance with the g00ns, who are more familiar with outright hacking as opposed to vamping, let Anonymous on #insurgency and 711chan /i/ compromise the domain. When the NCC vice president told Anon to BACK THE FUCK UP, /i/ immediately switched to OH-SHIT-OH-SHIT mode and proceeded to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and kill it with fire.
This was pretty easy though as the NCC site looks like it was birthed bleeding from the festering cunt of a 90's crack-whore. It suffers from major cancer because of its neon colors right next to white. What fucking disgusting webdesign. Today, it looks like it crawled out from the lowest depths of the musky jungle of wiggling the plump pink clit of the Intarwebs as it squeezed creamy white sour gel from the vagina of /b/ and /i/.
The Great Raid of 1/1/09
"McKay, a 15-year-old high school student from South Pasadena, Calif., has found himself the victim of a massive online attack, with people sending offensive e-mails and trying to crash the group's Web site. Strangers ordered pizzas sent anonymously to the family home in the middle of the night. The Hatches found their mail box clogged with porn magazines." -ABC News
But then came messages such as this: "i am going to find you And mutilate you with a scalple" [sic]
Or this:
"Every time I see your stupid [expletive] braces on those stupid [expletive] teeth of yours on that stupid [expletive] face of yours I just want to kill you with my bear fists." [sic]
Another message said, "Now, please, pack up your [expletive], and leave. You all are nothing more than [expletive], and should be treated nothing more than such."
OF COURSE EPIC WIN ENSUED: "On the outside, he seems to be doing fine," Mr. Hatch told ABC News, "but last night he came home from soccer practice, and for the first time he started crying. We went out to grab a bite, just to get him out of the house."
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=6665969&page=1
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_11453777?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/720115/no-cussing-teen-faces-net-hate-campaign FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Jay Leno cameo
For some bizarre reason, Jay Leno gave Mmmkay the opportunity to appear on his nigger-infested unfunny pedophile show. As suspected, almost nothing of remote interest happened during the show and Mmmkay spent the time endlessly ranting about the benefits of a swear-free world. In fact, even Jay Leno's soulless Jew-heart was unimpressed by his pathetic shit. The real reason for Mmmkay's appearance on the show was merely to promote his father's homo-erotic book. The only noteworthy thing is that Mmmkay did not lose his virginity during the time as everyone is aware of that he never ever EVER (no srsly nevah) will do so.
DAD'S EMAIL HACKED
On the 21st of January '09, the creators of the No Cussing Club, McKay and Brent "cunt" Hatch, got their email haxx0rd and via this astonishing development passwords were acquired and a certain website got its shit ruined. As a side note to this wonderful event, it also became clear that the club was not all that it seemed.
Their material promotes the organization as the brainchild of a 14 year old boy when all material is written by his parents, who also manage his profitable career while using his speaking events to plug their own material. The ruination of No Cussing Club's site is greatly considered epic win, being the first lulzy thing Anon has done in a long fucking time.
The Car
Apparently, a member of the No Cussing Club has a dragster, and once he saw it, the club's leader creamed himself.
"The No Cussing Dragster
One of our NCC members in Florida has gone full throttle and put McKay's challenge where the rubber meets the road. Chaplain Glen Launey of Racers for Christ has donned the No Cussing Club logo on his 500 horsepower dragster. This baby can hit 150 miles per hour, covering a quarter mile in just over 9 seconds.
We are also honored to learn that we share logo real estate on this awesome dragster with the Special Operations Warrior Foundation, which provides full college scholarship grants, to surviving children of Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps special operations personnel who were killed in action."
All around SWEEEEEET!"
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SHITTY REMIX
BOOK!
No, I'm not shitting you. This little faggot actually now has a book out. Plz troll with flame reviews (though Amazon.com has a filter for your swear words, lol)
Gallery
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 Proud member |
 Needs some Rule 34. |
 Let it be known the the No Cussing Club advocates pedophilia and Jewry. |
 No cussing club members are also Furries as shown in hugging card |
 i wonder if those braces fucking hurt? |
 At 103 Years Old, NCC's oldest goddamn member says, "I just fucking shit myself." |
 Hey! Look who else joined the No Cussing Club! |
 uncle fuckered. winner: ED |
 Their no cussing challenge, according to Wikipedia. |
 NCC's oldest goddamn member is actually George Carlin. |
 An NCC member. The artist on his shirt wrote the song "This is the New Shit". This, my children, is a textbook definition of hypocrisy. |
