Noam Chomsky

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Noam Chomsky in his element.

Noam Chomsky is Norm from Cheers-- But you knew that.

Noam Chomsky^✡ is a noted IRL drama whore. With a mixture of psycholinguistics, computer science and batshit crazy anarcho-marxist political views, he has managed to publish at least 100 books. Needless to say, he is always tl;dr. The cross-integration of these ingredients makes for A+++++ drama; moreover, he has been creating drama since before you were born and before the internets.

This renders Noam a surefire lulz-generator amongst lefttards, neo-conservatives, linguists and computer scientists.

Chomksy's first noted IRL trolling involved the pwning of every single academic in the field of psychology who believed in a particular theory of human behavior (and consequently, language) known as Behaviorism. In one fell swoop, his article A Review of B.F. Skinner's Verbal Behavior created over 9000 butthurt lemmings which had previously adhered to the theory that one's behavior is entirely based around the stimuli around them.

In the speech where he accused W of being the devil, batshit insane Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez stated that Noam Chomsky is dead. Noam Chomsky stated several days later that he is alive and jacking off to photos of himself. Chavez has since arranged for his execution, South-American style, replete with cigars and a Colombian necktie.

"Noamsky" was also the main character in The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai, a highly intelligent and politically subversive porno.

For a good time confront truthers with the fact that Chomsky thinks they're tards.

[edit] Cliff Notes

Since Noam Chomsky is completely TL;DR, ED presents to you a brief summary of all his publications:

THE AMERIKKKANS ARE THE REAL TERRORISTS
The class of Context Free Languages is subsumed by the class of Finite but Recursively Enumerable languages.
THE WEST IGNORED THE GENOCIDE IN EAST TIMOR BECAUSE OF AMERIKKKAN FORIEGN POLICY INTERESTS!
Children acquire their first language by making a series of hypotheses regarding the grammatical structure of the language, whereby the grammatical surface structure of phrases is mapped to the underlying deep semantic meaning of the utterance. JUST KIDDING!