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Nobody Cares

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Your problem and a room full of /b/tards.
Your problem and a room full of /b/tards.

Nobody cares is a *chan game beloved of the heartless unforgiving, unforgetting Anons of /b/. It plays out like this:

Contents

The Math

OP posts his whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment on /b/ hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from the rocket scientists of 4chan.

The Result

ITT:OP is a Hat Making Faggot

OP got pwnt.
OP got pwnt.

ITT:OP BAWWWWS

The peanut gallery ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a glory hole with noone on the other side.
The peanut gallery ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a glory hole with noone on the other side.

Twists

Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay problem with an unrelated pic (and the classic troll bait: "pic unrelated" after the preamble) at which point, the subsequent posters in the thread will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it)Funniest shit ever.

The cheeky nobody cares
The cheeky nobody cares

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I FUCKIN LOVE EARTHBOUND!

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Definitely Battletoads

OP is a Faggot

Many simply don't like to be reminded of the faggotry that has been swirling around /b/. The fight between moralfags and hatefags has reached the point where even the adolescent sociopaths of 4chan do not want to speak of it.

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Nobody Cares IRL

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See Also
Nobody Cares is part of Classic Solid Chanspeak
          a series on Memes Fleeting Failed Not a Meme
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Time-Tested
Classics		 A Cat Is Fine Too • All Your Base Are Belong To Us • A Master Is Out • A winner is you • An Hero • Baby fuck • Barrel roll • Bayeux Tapestry • Bel-Air • Bitches Don't Know • Bix Nood • Brian Peppers • Bridget • Buy A Dog • Candlejack • Catnarok • Caturday • Ceiling Cat • Centipede filled vagina • Chuck Norris • Cockmongler • Copypasta • Creepypasta • Delicious Cake • Demotivators • Desu • Diabeetus • Divide By Zero • DO IT FAGGOT • DO NOT WANT • Duckroll • Epic Fail Guy • Epic Threads • FGSFDS • Gaijin 4Koma • George Zimmer • Goodnight Sweet Prince • HA! HA! Guy • HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS • Happycat • Happy Negro • How Do I Shot Web? • I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds • I Came • I Has A Shuvel • IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER • INTERNET HATE MACHINE • I See What You Did There • Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer • Over 9000 • ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT • JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! • LOL WUT • Longcat • Milhouse is not a meme • Moar • Mudkips • Nigga stole my bike • Oh exploitable • O RLY • Pedobear •Pool's Closed • Profit • Raptor Jesus • Reaction Guy • Rickroll • The Sandwich Chef • Sean Connery • The Singing Shark • This Looks Shopped • WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY • YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG • Zippocat • ZA WARUDO • ????/Profit •
Ordinary
Memes		 4chan bans • 4chan Stencils • 404 Girl • Awesome • BIKECAT • Blockatiel • Borscht • Broccoli Dog • Bunny Pancake • Buzzkilling • Cactuar • Card Crusher • Carlton • Chris Hansen • Covini C6W • Creepy Chan • Dicks Everywhere • DOUBLE NIGGER • Doug • DSFARGEG • Garfield • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER • F40PH • Facepalm • Frosted Butts • Gaijin 4Koma • Gentlemen • Gordon the Pringles Giraffe • Happy Snake • House • Hypnotoad • I am Legend • I GOT NORTON! • I'd Hit It • INVISIBLE... • I'm 12 years old and what is this? • IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES? • Is This Battletoads • It's a Trap! • Jam It In • John Locke • KILL IT WITH FIRE • Law 4 Kids • Machine Code • Man The Harpoons • Mario Drawings • Milk Bags • MSPaint Relationship Thread • Nanomachines • OM NOM NOM NOM • Party Hard • PLEASE RESPOND • Pretty cool guy • Push Butan • Put Shoe On Head • Rape Clock • Shitting Dick Nipples • Slowpoke • Speedycat • Spengbab • Steel Hearts • Teh Rei • That Fucking Cat • delayclose.jpg • TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL • USB line • Vespene gas • Waha • Weegee • What is Love? • Why So Serious? • Wrong Location Nigger • X? In My Y? • Yaranaika
Jargon and
Textual Memes		 Bring Back Snacks • But who was x • Bump • Clippit • Combofag • Cool story bro • Drawhore • Fixed • Fukken saved • Grey Area • HA HA HA, OH WOW • I don't think you have an X. Enjoy your Y. • in before X • lurk moar • Never forget • Newfags can't X • NO U • Nobody Cares • Pic Unrelated • Posting in an epic thread • Relevant to my interests • Rules Of The Internet • Sauce • Stick It In Her Pooper • Stop posting • Verbose Thread • Weeaboo • WHARRGARBL • Where is your X now? • X is not your personal army • X Y is X
15 Minutes
of Fame		 360 kid • 4chan Battlecards • 4chan Gaming • 4chan Gold Account • Approval Guy • Audio • Beat A Rod • Because of Parkinson's • Birdman • Boxxy • Child Abduction • BRB, CHURCH • brb, compromised • brb, soup • Brinks Home Security • Chin-chan • Coolface • Dental Plan • Dick Neck • Dynamic Entry • Extreme Advertising • Feels good man • Fishing Cat • Flea Market Montgomery • #fortune • Gary Oak • Godhand Edit • Goofy Time • Grin Reaper • Guess The Meme • Hi-tech military software • Holy Grail • HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!? • I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER! • I Has A Bucket • I need a price check ... • I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG • Josef Fritzl • JxcelDolghmQ • Time for a Dicking • Chocolate Rain • Large Hadron Collider • Leave Bond to me • LINK MAH BOIIIII • LOLCHAIR • Mavica Sprite • Michael Phelps • Mordor • Nevada-tan • Nod Flenders • Octocat • Oh No You Didn't • Operation Falcon Punch • Operation LIONCASH • Perfection Girl • Pokepuns • Power Wrist • RAGE • ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH • SFW Porn • Shamwow • Steve Irwin • Stingray • SUP DAWG • Swirl Face • Switch police on • Tapestry Dog • Tyrannosaurus Reich • Uninformed Lisa • VTEC Just Kicked In Yo • What is a man? • Why So Exploitable? • Woll Smoth • Zach Braff Quotes
Close
But No Cigar		 27 • Advice Dog • Apples Bear • Asianface • Big Dog • Bill • CAPS EAGLE • COMBO BREAKER • Cool your jets • Dancing Owen • Dick Butt • Drama Prairie Dog • FUCK YEAH SEAKING • Furseiseki • The Fury • Gaston • GET • Get into the Loop • Girugamesh • Hai guy • I AM BEOWULF! • I don't roll that way • Jack Spicer • L-L-LUNAJACK! • Living On A Prayer • Navid • Nyoro~n • Objection! • oh shit i'm sorry i meant • Post ending in 75 Girl • Redtube Roulette • Rita • SHIT IT OFF • Shortcat • Skittle Nigger • Staredog • So cash • TAP LADEDANS FISTON! • THE BEST • UNITINU • WHEN I WAS • You Laugh, You Lose • YOU'RE A BIRD!
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