Shit nobody cares about

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Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abort, Retry, Fail?

These are the opinions of Nobody in particular. Because Nobody cares, no one likes you, and Nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough Nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still Nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If Nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz.

It's absolutely true...
It's absolutely true...
Barely a flicker!
Barely a flicker!

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, Nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

But I don't see anyone.........oh.
But I don't see anyone.........oh.
And don't forget it!
And don't forget it!
FILE HERE OK
FILE HERE OK

[edit] List of shit Nobody cares about

! to Argent009/Drama
Argent009/Transcript to Brittany
Broadcaster to Crabs
Crack to Druid
Druids to Flyff
Flying Spaghetti Monster to Hal Turner
Hal Turner/Site Notice to Iris-Uriko-Briefs
Irish to Laser
Last.FM to Mews
MexXxicutioner to OC Remix
ODB to Portal:YouTube
Portal:YouTube/bna to SHOOP
SHOOP DA WHOOP to Sparto
Speakonia to Thelostcup
Them to Wayfinder
Waylon Smithers to

Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.

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