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[edit] Who They Are

Non-protest fags, also known as BAAAWfags, can be found anywhere on the chans, including 7chan, 4chan, 711chan, and not420chan, etc. These fags can be found at home all day lurking for the lulz which just include failing and aids. They think that they are the main source of the lulz and cast out towards anonymous who believes in PROJECT CHANOLOGY and protesting by calling them moralfags and "Not True Anonymous". This behavior comes mainly from scifag plants and 14 year old Gaiafags that think trolling the chans is 1337.

The War continues everyday
The War continues everyday

[edit] The war on different sides of Anonymous

As sad as it is, Anonymous is not legion and not together since 2/10 and the first protest on the Church of Scientology. These Non-protesting fags are getting butthurt because the identity of the chans is being broken into by means of major ass rape.


[edit] How to Troll Non-Protest Fags

The anons and /b/tards that haven't cared about chanology have simply ignored it. Leave it up to the cancer to act like internet tough guys. Non-protest fags have an end-boss of the internet complex, which only means they're easy to troll the shit out of. Chanologists who have long since removed planning and protest info from the chans to other sites, love to troll non-protest fags back in the chans. Just follow these easy steps:

  • 1)Start a thread about the pros of chanology
  • 2)Wait for non-protest fags pretending to be heroic oldfags and scifag plants to piss and moan all over the thread that anonymous is some sekrit internet tough guy fighting club. BONUS POINTS: If the anon spills out some phisolphical drivel about what it means to be a "true anonymous", and how IRL trolling is "not anonymous".
  • 3)Laught at the newfags as they try to defend thier right to be called "anonymous" or what "anonymous" really is.
  • 4)?????
  • 5)Profit!

[edit] Efforts to stop Protests

Because anonymous is so butthurt things such as, Calling in a Bomb Threat, or yelling out names of other anonymous are used but always fail in the end. Recent events on the Ddos of critically loved site known as Enturbulation which supplies Protesters with a plethora of information to protest on have ended in massive failure, and butthurt. Giving enturb much lulz at thier "1337" hacking skills.

Since most non-protest fags haven't hit puberty, they don't actually have the balls to show up to a raid to try to unmask to discourage or otherwise stop protests from happening. No, no, the non-protest fag just bitches and whines on youtube or on the chans like an emofaggot. Since chanologists don't care what the 15 year old kids talk about, chanology or non-chanology related, the majority of thier complaints fall on deaf ears. Which leads to even more BAAAAW'ing and bitching from them.

[edit] Failed Efforts of the Great /b/lackout

Last Thursday all the non-protest fags got together their lulz and collected at Drawball a site which includes the fallowing: Drawing inside a ball. After butthurt anonymous got there shit went Nuts and the epic battle between good and evil began. Sadly Non-protest fags could not keep with True LEGION Anonymous and Failed miserably.


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[edit] See Also


Non-protest fags is part of a series on Scientology

LOL TECH: Scientology - Dianetics - Disconnection - Child Abuse - Scientology's History of the Universe - Sec Check - Freewinds - Sea Org - Glossary - Religious Freedom Watch - Volunteer Ministers - OSA
SCILONS: L. Ron Hubbard - David Miscarriage - Tom Cruise - Scientology Agents - Footbullet Man - Rogues Gallery - Suri Cruise - Terryeo - Heaven's Gate - The Regime - Evil Jacket Guy - Joe Feshbach - VaLLarrr - Anonymous Hate Group - Jake Vigil - John Carmichael - Freezone - Captain Bill Robertson - Danny Masterson - Will Smith
NOTORIOUS SPs: Anonymous - Wise Beard Man - Jason Beghe - Gas Mask Girl - Magoo - New Zealand Fail Guy - Message from Scientology - Shawn Lonsdale - Rorschach - New York Nurse - Moralfags - Raidfag Wench - James Packer - Epic Nose Guy - Stu Wyatt - Tommy Gorman - Psychiatrists - Marcab Confederacy
ENTURBULULZ: PROJECT CHANOLOGY (portal page) - Enturbulation - A Scientologist's Guide to 4chan - The Geterator - Mrfetch - ReligionIsFree.org - You Found the Card - /i/ - alt.religion.scientology - Complete binge of LEAKED SCILON DOX
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