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Similar to not racist, this is what one puts at the end of a post to indicate one is not gay.

Originated from a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message:


 
 
My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?
 

 


If you think you need to add this to your message, you can pretty much rest assured you have teh ghey.


Which one indeed.
Which one indeed.
Beastiality is not gay.
Beastiality is not gay.

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[edit] Correct Use

:Prima: "Nigga, I'm gonna beat yo ass. No homo."
Secunda: "Fuck you bitch, suck my dick. No homo."


Some argue that this implies latent homosexuality on the speakers part and possibly some degree of homophobia, as the speakers worst fear is to have someone pick up any amount of homoeroticism and call him on it. Insulting the speaker and shooting him down for it will cause him to act aggressively, possibly developing a stronger hostility towards homosexuals. Therefore whenever you hear someone use this term, your duty is to call them on their faggotry and henceforth contribute something positive to society.

Others say there is a no intention of homophobia and it's simply used for 'clarification purposes'. That it's simply an expression and no-one should be offended, as it's not meant to hurt any person specifically. This is retarded and any person using this defense should be ousted as a queer by you and all your friends.

[edit] Examples

 
 
“There aren’t too many men that can go after Ray-J. The man’s got a huge meat okay. He’s short the man is packing know what I’m saying. He’s got length on him, he’s got length…I got the width, shit is wide. It’s just, he got a foot on him, he may have a foot on him. Much respect Ray. Man to man no homo. I know when respect is due…man is swanging. Ya’ll seen that shit, ya’ll know the man is swanging.”"
 

 

—T-Pain, blog

 
 
“NFL PLAYER WILL DEMPS IS PHYSICALLY *HOTTTT* THATS A GOOD LOOKIN MAN. Do you agree ladies? (No Homo) Ladies do u find it wierd that a str8 man can recognize another man being physically attractive? Well im one...”"
 

 

—Slimbrotha101, MediaTakeOut

 
 
GO SUK A DIK... NO HOMO!!!!!!!!!DIPSET!!!DIPSET!!!!DIPSET!!!!
 

 

— Ryder187, Defsounds

 
 
“No homo, I said he's so sweet make me wanna lick the wrapper...."
 

 

—Lil Wayne, Lollipop


[edit] Other Examples of "Not Gay"

This can be considered for ‘no homo’.
This can be considered for ‘no homo’.
So can this.
So can this.

"No homo" is a term that niggers and wiggers use after they say something that can be mistaken as faggotry, such as one guy complimenting another guy's hair. It was coined by the rapper Juelz Santana, of course there was a scheming faggot who decided to apply it to physical contact, and closeted black people decided to go with it. It was received with great enthusiasm as now they could expand their victims from small white women out for a jog to other nigras while maintaining a tough appearance.

Women use 'no homo' as well but no one cares what they have to say.




[edit] When is it Gay?

Out of the pool folk.
Out of the pool folk.

Most people believe that the difference between gay and not gay is that even the most debauched sex act is not gay if the participants don't touch balls.


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[edit] See Also

A perfect example when it should be said! Don't miss it!!
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