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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A common lie added to a forum or journal post to indicate that the author is about to make a mindbogglingly racist statement.

[edit] Not Racists

• Swedish Soldier
  • "Not that I'm a racist but over 70% of the crimes in sweden are done by "arabians".
• [1] Swedish Soldier damning evidence
  • Lul later post found while trawling on stormfront.org- Soldier of Sweden: For example, I am 100% Swedish and this makes me very proud, so while I have great respect for fellow whites, I couldn't imagine letting somebody into my family who wasn't also full Swedish. I realize that may be a bit extreme, but seeing as my family is 100% Swedish, it gives me a concrete racial identity and I love that. How do you guys feel?
• Petition Spot
  • "I agree with the immigrant thing (and not that I'm a racist, but hell, it's mostly mexicans) so you can learn to speak english (and "would you like fries with that" does not count) or you can go back to your own shit stain of a country, simple as pie."
• 911board.com
  • "These Goddamn diaper-headed mother fuckers, don't know who they're fucking with. They want to go back to the Stone Ages, fine we'll blow their camel-fucking asses back to where they came from. Not that I'm a racist, but fuck'em okay? Any man who is so afraid of a women that he tries to deny them an education, or humiliate them beyond belief. Maybe all the men were jealous of the women, because if you noticed, none of the men have any teeth, I'm sure they did that for a reason, so they can give better head. They don't want any women around doing it better."

Just because I had one bad experience with a minority and judge every other person in that minority group on that experience doesn't mean I'm racist.

[edit] Not racist because...

A more complicated variation of "not racist," this one involves

1. Beginning a sentence with "Anyway I can't be racist because..."
2. appending any of these excuses:
   1. "my great grandad was from (some nigra country)"
   2. "I have a (insert minority here) friend"
   3. "my boyfriend/girlfriend is (insert minority here)"
   4. "I'm Christian"
   5. "I'm a pacifist" (no really)
   6. "I'm Irish"
   7. "I'm not even white"
   8. "As a longtime MAC user..."
   9. "I said so"
   10. "I'm majoring in Liberal Arts"
   11. "I admire the work of Will Smith"
   12. "that's what's so insane about this"

Remember that the more effort spent in convincing someone you are not racist, the more likely it is you are, in fact, racist.

[edit] See Also

• Not gay
• Dubious disclaimer
• Liar
• purelily
• Kramer