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Now

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Now is the period of history after before the internets. Persons alive at this time include:

Some argue that now is a key component of applicable quantum physics in the field of time travel. Let's do an exercise to prove this point; go to the talk page, add a comment and sign it. It will log what time 'now' is.

Now do the following:

  • Get off teh internets
  • Go outside
  • Run around screaming about your crabs
  • Go down the shops for a bit
  • Eat some pie
  • Bring democracy to the USA
  • Come back OL
  • Post another comment
  • You just lost the game

You will find that the time now is different to the time 'now' that you posted before. OMG YOU LIEK TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME!!!oneoneone

[edit] An Illustrative Dialogue

Prima: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that's happening now is happening now.

Secunda: What happened to then?

Prima: We missed it.

Secunda: When?

Prima: Just now. You're at now now.

Secunda: Go back to then.

Prima: We can't.

Secunda: Why not?

Prima: We missed it.

Secunda: When?

Prima: Just now.

Secunda: When will then be now?

Prima: Soon.

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