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Nurse Sezwick

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Nurse Sezwick Wins, in looking more scarry than the average Otaku

Nurse Sezwick (who also goes by Sezzie, or her personal preference, Cunt) is a camwhore on Gaia with mediocre internet disease skills. She is not to be confused with an exotic bird (though, this will happen from time to time).

She's most known for her drama-sparking thread on Gaia Online, where she and her azn friend rate people on their pictures in a #/10 system.

1 About Sezzie
2 RAD CUNTS
3 Her Antics on Gaia
4 Links

[edit] About Sezzie

IRL, Sezzie is fourteen years old and probably lives underground, judging by her lovely pallid sheen. (She claims to be hispanic, but besides her horrendously huge nose, we have no proof of that.)

She refers to her sense of fashion like that of "decora-chan", by wearing little girls clothing and hot pink glasses to appear kawaii. However, even had she dressed to these standards correctly, she'd only succeed in giving old men erections.

Also, she wears wigs. 'Nuff said.

[edit] RAD CUNTS

Last Thursday, Sezzie and her pro-ana Chinese friend opened their aptly named thread "RAD CUNTS" on Gaia with the intention of rating people based on their looks. The thread gained instant popularity on the site as camwhores flocked from their post your picture (otherwise known as PYP) threads to be told how how pretty they are.

These many were sorely disappointed when Sezzie started handing out rates never surpassing .6/10. They immediately retalliated, informing Sezzie she looked like a disease-ridden peacock. Which, as anyone can see, is painfully true.

The average rating given by Sezzie in this thread was approximately .2 out of 10 possible points. While she claims her rating is harsh, some argue receiving a .2/10 is an insult. (Though, many lulz were had when Sezzie had the delusion that she was a 7.4/10.)

While the thread itself was a magnet for compliment-hungry 16-year-old girls and trolls alike, it's glory was short-lived. A few days and at least 100 reports of harassment after it's creation, some mod got off their ass and closed the thread.

[edit] Her Antics on Gaia

Ever since her thread was deleted, Sezzie has spent her days attempting to replenish her tarnished ego. Posting her pictures in every PYP she can find, she is constantly fishing for compliments. When she does find someone sympathetic enough to tell her how pretty she is, she takes this as opportunity to complain about just how mean some people are. The hypocrisy of this last fact is never noted by those she confides in.

It should also be known that both her profiles on Gaia and on MySpace act as her personal shrine, wherein she posts her complete autobiography. Unfortunately, she does not seem to realize this is shit nobody cares about. Here is an actual excerpt from it:

"My eyes are bright green when I'm happy, & brown when I'm pissed. I have Brown/black hair [But soon, I'm going to have pink & white blonde], but naturally white blonde, when I was baby. As, I got older it turn to a light brownish with some red."

Sounds like a bad Mary-Sue description, if you ask me.