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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

An absolutely fantastic social networking website with a focus on person-to-person matchmaking.

Contents 1 Features 2 Appeal 3 Also Known As 4 External Links

[edit] Features

• Matchmaking - Based on at least 100 pieces of information provided when you sign up, OKCupid!'s algorithms locate other pedophiles with whom you are sure to enjoy a fruitful relationship. All potentials are assigned a percentage for compatibility. The complex nature of these calculations ensures that you will be no more than a 75% match with yourself.
  • "Improve Your Matches" is a never-ending survey featuring user-submitted questions. It is important to look at how your potential "matches" utilize this survey, because if they answered more than five questions, they probably have a serious disorder and should not be dated.
• Tests - Once you have an account, you must immediately create a "test". Typically, a test includes at least three but no more than 5 questions. Popular subjects include, "The which brand of hemorrhoid cream are you Test" and "The To What Extent Are You Hardcore Test". OKCupid! encourages creativity by prepending and appending "The" and "Test" to every test's name, respectively. All tests return yet another meaningful percentage indicative of your performance. With any luck, your test will be insightful and rise to the top of the "most popular" list, becoming a meme.
• Gay - Upon registration, you will catch teh gay. An initial gay infection usually results in a gay index of at least 60%, but no more than 90%.

[edit] Appeal

OKCupid! was designed from the ground up to appeal to everyday pedophiles. One may also find camwhores, drama queens, gays, and emo kids with broken contrast knobs on their webcams.

The creators of the site (professed Harvard graduates) insist that they do not wish to profit from their site. Those more familiar with the situation realize that OKCupid! does not charge for its services because at least 100% of pedophiles' PayPal accounts have been frozen for attempting to sell child porn on eBay.

One of the primary problems with OKCupid is that it happens to be free. The lack of any significant commercial element to the purpose of this site causes the vast majority of women (and persons purporting to be women) not to respond. This is because we know that all women are whores by default and pedophiles are not particularly talkative unless you happen to be eight and give the impression that you like being poked in the ass by your dad and his chums.

All women on the website will weigh a bare minimum of 400 pounds, have 9 kids, and want you to financially support them. They demand any guy who contacts them be a bodybuilder and be wealthy.

[edit] Also Known As

• Ho-kCupid - This is a hip and edgy way to indicate that the women found on OKCupid! have loose morals. The fact is, there are no women on OKCupid!.
• OKStupid - denigrating pejorative generally applied by 16 year old girls on Xanga

[edit] External Links

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