OMG
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An abbreviation of "Oh My God", OMG is the internets' equivalent to "holy shit". Usually notes total and complete astoundment. OMG can also be used as a greeting in the place of "hi" or "sup". As of the newly released Web 2.0, ZOMG is now the accepted abbreviation.
To fat fucks who can't stop thinking about food, it stands for "zero milligrams" when seen on Nutritional Facts on any food item.
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[edit] Old Variations
- OMFG - Oh My Fucking God
- OMFG! - Answering the question wtf, or 'where's the fish,' it means 'on my foreman grill'
- OMFAG - Oh My Fucking Ass God (Not sure why God would be an ass-fucker)
- OMFGG - Oh My Fucking Golden Girls
- OMGZ - Oh, My God: Zeus
- ZOMGZ - Zeus, oh my, God (Zebra)
- OMGZ!!!111!1 - Oh My God Zarkon
- OMFJ - Oh my fucking jesus.
- OMGWTF - Oh My God What The Fuck
- OMGWTFBBQ - Oh My God, What The Fuck ...barbecue?
- OMGWTFBBQBYOB - Oh My God, What The Fuck, Barbecue, Bring Your Own Burgers
- OMGROFL - Oh my gosh, Ruffles or faggot lard? (trying to decide)
- OMGILSHATFO - Oh my God, I laughed so hard a turd fell out (Laughter induced poop attack)
- OMGLOL - Oh My God Laughing out Loud
- OYG - Oh Your God (popular among atheists)
- OME - Oh My Eris (Discordian; lame)
- OMJ - Oh my Jesus (never been said)
- OML - Oh my Lanta
- OMG - Oh my Gayness
- OJ - Former football player and assassin
- DM! - Dios Mio! (popular among chicas)
- OMS - O My Satan (popular among Satanists and the gr1m who are ov the tr00 kvlt)
- AMG - Ach Mein Gott!
- OMFGFYYMFIHYSFMYFIF - Oh My Fucking God Fuck You Your MotherFucker I Hate You So Fucking Much Your Fucked Idiot-Fucker
- OMIGAWD - Oh My God Valley girl style
- OMD - Oh Meus Deus - Used in old Rome. Popular with the Catholic Church today. (for serious)
- OMC - Oh My Cid, for Final Fantasy Nerds
- OMX - Oh My Xenu for Scientologist faggots.
- Jew
- omfg i raped a little girl
[edit] Other Meanings
While OMG means "Oh My God" 99% of the time, it can be used to mean other things depending on context. Here is a partial list:
- Oh My God
- Oh My Goddess (also Discordian; also lame)
- Oh My Goddess! (anime)
- Oh My Goodness
- Oh My Gosh
- Old Man Genitals
- Like, Ohhh my GOD! (trendy girl variation)
- Overly Managed Garden
- Over My (Fucking) Garage! (a final warning before murdering someone; this person isn't messing around)
- Outlaw Motorcycle Gang
- Object Management Group [1]
- Objecting Massive Grapes
- Other Meanings [are] Gay
- Oh Eme Gee
- Old Man Gangbang
- Only Men Gangbang
- Original Mega Gangsta (variation on OG Original Gangsta)
- Old Mother Goose
- On My Gigantaur (On my seriously massive penis, eg "hey why don't you try that On My Gigantaur")
[edit] The Possibly Uncertain Future of OMG
Because of a total lack of anything to do on the internets, a new competitor to OMG has surfaced in MSG (My Sweet God and similar fracking variants as OMG). The wave of revolution to promote MSG is mainly pumped up by the masturbatory efforts of men who masturbate at work, as they exclaim "MSG, what a hot bitch!" to their masturbation buddies. Beware the revolution.
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