Oclet

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

cant stop drinking for a second

Oclet is a pathetic alcoholic who sits in his room all day drinking whiskey and yelling at people on irc. Like many geeks oclet is a 90lb wimp who couldn't beat up a wet paper bag, however he talks more shit on the internet than a hipster at a Clear Channel show and the only reason he doesn't get a beatdown is no one really likes beating up little kids.

Oclet used to be funny and useful but then he fell in love with hepkitten and turned to alcoholism. Now even sdf and nc are more funny and useful than him.

Oclet's claim to fame happened one fateful night while living at hepkitten's house. According to logs obtained from the internet, Oclet exposed himself to one of hepkitten's offspring. After this vile act, he proceeded to seduce hepkitten using the only means he is able to, roofies.

1 Defcon 2005
2 Conf
3 Bantown
4 IRC, Hack, and Tfile Scenes
5 the trollascii
6 Drinking + Mena
7 "Notable" "Achievements" and Links

[edit] Defcon 2005

oclet got beat up by a girl

After once again drinking enough alcohol to put any normal human in a coma, oclet tried to pick a fight with hep wherein she beat the crap out of him and gave him two black eyes. He was kicked out shortly after.

[edit] Conf

Oclet's one worthwhile skill is his ability to socially engineer amusing and occasionally hilarious situations while confing. Mostly this is because he steals all of hep's jokes. Don't let this one talent fool you, however, if you sit in your room alone drinking all day, every day you are likely to be funny every once in awhile.

[edit] Bantown

partial bantown gathering: shakparl, hep, and oclet

As a quasi-founding member of bantown oclet continues to try to claim credit for the works of those much funnier than him. His official Bantown Title is Village Idiot and his contributions consist of rambling on about how drunk he is and reusing other people's old jokes.

[edit] IRC, Hack, and Tfile Scenes

Oclet claims to be a feared irc troll but he can't even get banned from channels anymore. He also makes claims of having authored many tfiles of note but this is obviously untrue considering that he is 12. Let's not even begin to discuss his lack of hack skills, he couldn't hack the heptop with the SDK and Dev Key.

[edit] the trollascii

by jesuitx


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