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Octavarius Kaiser Scott

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

One day Last Thursday, it was seen by a group of Omnipotent Ones [1] that the words butthurt and fail were not quite enough to describe some people. Why?

Because while it is actually possible to learn and rise above butthurt and fail, nothing - not even Raptor Jesus - can save one from buttfail.

This all came about due to a notorious /b/tard and troll by the name of Octavarius Kaiser Scott - now known as Archangel Nazarene - was kicked out of the Omnipotent Ones for said /b/tardedness in summer of 2006, by being a little slut to everyone on both sides of a hueg mega war over flames over at fanfiction.net in that same legendary summer with the big meenie flamers versuss the whiny little suethors and emo-brats and the fantards who had crushes on them.

The Omnipotent Ones, who were against the Suethors and for good reason, found out that Scott, who was currently part of the legion of fanbrats who tongue the Onnipotent's twats, were also tonguing the asses of the other side. This brought a bitch-slap to him from them. Feeling all butthurt, he called them weeaboos and fat dykes, and over the last year, he continued to make trouble for them by shitting all over the place with craptastic flames. When another league of anti-flamers, called the Omnipotent Sins, came to FFN in the summer of 2007 to try to take down the Omnipotents, Kaiser saw a opportunity to cause even moar trouble. he again tried to play both sides. However, by then, he had a reputation as one of the most untrustworthy losers in the Pit.

Moar lulz ensued as Scott was kicked out by the Sins. Vowing great justice, he then tried to overwhelm both groups with spam in their reviews. He kept proclaiming himself God and that he had balls of steel. This proved completely false when it was discovered that he was actually a basement-dweller. He claimed to have a IQ of over 200, which is a trufax for both Einstein and Stephen Hawking for their 1337 skillz, but nobody else. he infact had a IQ of negative 32, which had been proven by his constant inability to call people by their proper names, instead referring to everyone with insults. He also has a imaginary friend named Ru Bu, who according to Scott, is constantly trying to masturbate. Fail.

It is a given that Scott will nevar have a girlfriend, as he'd rather masturbate to Camp Lazlo porn.

1 The Great Fanfiction.Net Debacle of 2007
2 The Original Buttfail
3 Scott's Buttbuddies
4 Examples of Crap that should not exist
5 Examples of Buttfail

[edit] The Great Fanfiction.Net Debacle of 2007

It all came to a head on November 27, 2007, when this moron actually overwhelmed the FFNet servers with his spam, which made the admin actually pull their fat asses of the couch in over a hundred years for the first time. They instantly deleted ALL of his troll accounts as well as his main account. This means that all the whiny Suethors who got his spam were so happy. For lo and behold, the spam was gone, and now spam reviews can be reported to the FFN staff for the NEXT time they they get their asses off the Jenkem.

Scott was a troll of such magnitude that he actually made the admin WORK on their site! Of course, this means that a whiny Suethor can report all their concrit as spam, and is giving a Suethor anything besides AIDS a good idea???

He then tried to make new accounts to join other groups and was subsequently kicked out by them. He also lives in his mom's basement, where he continues to troll and spam people, refusing to let fanfiction.net's banhammer stop him from creating MOAR accounts when his over nine thousand troll accounts along with his main account were deleted. Even to this day, he continues to troll and spam people. He refuses to let a simple thing as a ban stop him, and it is projected that he will spend the rest of his life spamming.

He BAWW'd all the way home, had his little friends [2] tongue his asshole, refusing to admit that it was his own suckage that had him banned. He hates nigras, Jews, women, weeaboos and gays, and anyone who in general refuses to suck his dick. He has a messianic complex and believes himself to be God, which only produces lulz from everyone else. All of his trolling on FFN was also to be laughed at, because when the admin of FFN deleted all of his trolls, all of his spam was deleted from the review boards of the authors that he had hit, and he threw a huge sissyfit over this and went on to make moar accounts. It is only a matter of time before all of his new accounts (and subsequently) the spam from them will be deleted as well. He hits decent authors and Suethors alike with the same old message of God hating them, without saying anything about the story itself. It can honestly be said that he is hated far more than the infamous Flame Rising [3] who actually knows how to flame right. Message to Scott - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

His level of trolling, butthurt, and fail were the likes of which none, not even Raptor Jesus or Anonymous had ever seen, and it was decided that butthurt and fail were simply not enough to describe his extreme fucktardedness. A consensus was made by many people to coin the word 'buttfail' for him, and ever since to this day, we can thank Scott for that wonderful new word.

His buttfail also comes about by being a fan of Camp Lazlo, which makes him a furry, even though he won't admit it and calls others furfags, kinda like how a homophobe who is a closeted gay makes fun of the faggots.

Even though his spam was deleted, his old forum still remains up [4], where it can be seen that mnay people trumped him with their logic and showed him what a pathetic little retard he was.

Since that day, buttfail has been used to label a person who goes beyond simply being butthurt or failing. Infact, the ONLY way that one can absolve themselves from their complete and utter buttfail is to become An Hero.

So congratulations, Scott! A winner is you.

[edit] The Original Buttfail

You can see shining examples of his pure and utter CRAP here. He has no talent as a artist, or as a writer. The only people who bother to review his stories or art are his little fuckbuddies, who let him raep them up the ass so that he won't hit them with his troll accounts.

His DevianTART page [5]

His fanfiction.net page (his new main account, since his old one was banned) [6]

His old forum is full of lulz, as many people have come along to pwn his ass. He will revert to the NO U strategem in a argument when someone backs him into a corner and points out his asshattery. [7]

[edit] Scott's Buttbuddies

Grand Phoenix (the only woman willing to suck Scott's cock) [8]

GCP [9]

IceFox [10]

1337guitarist [11]

[edit] Examples of Crap that should not exist

"Mucus was a colossal and perpetually bitter warthog, who treated the girls like a systematic machine in some factory, yet kept them well-protected from the Bean Scouts residing across the lake (whom she despised greatly), and even served as an unintentional contradiction to Miss Doe's feminine influences." - from Beyond Twilight, his Camp Lazlo furfag fic. tl;dr, do not want

What the fuck. Seriously.	A shit out of my ass looks better than this.	This is the face of the BUTTFAIL. AVERT YOUR EYES! Think of the children! Why won't anyone think of the children!!!	It would appear that Scott is determined to remind the world of what a hideous troll he is.
Incontrovertible proof that Scott is indeed a furfag.	Scott's lack of talent broadcasts itself in this shitty MSPaint/copypasta image.	Scott's father.	...And Scott's mom.

He also used to have two other stories on his old main account - one was about Star Fox, and the other one was about Sly Cooper. Scoot denies being a furfag, but when you have three stories about talking animals, then there is no denying your furfaggotry. Unfortunately, he has chosen to not post these two stories on his new account - because he is afraid they will be mocked as well. it is also trufax that he masturbates to the thought of Patsy Smiles from Camp Lazlo shoving pinecones up her ass.