Incest
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| You may be the result of incest. How do you know that your mom and your uncle didn't get drunk at a Toga Party in college? |
Incest (moar like WINcest, amirite?) is an immoral act in which two people who are thoroughly related have sexual intercourse. This usually results in children who are very ugly and/or stupid, and in turn, fail at life. Such traits are undesirable in children, since noone wants an ugly and/or insane baby with deformations, so participants are advised to stick it in her pooper. It should be noted that forced or underage incest is fucking great sick and will result in going to prison
Incest is on the key tenets of /b/sexuality (i.e. one of the few things that can make a jaded /b/tard horny after being exposed to so much abstract pr0n), along with rape, pedophilia and gore.
| — Snover |
[edit] God on Incest
In the bible, it started with Adam and Eve. Their kids fucked and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on. Yet, in those times people lived for hundreds of years at a time. Methuselah was the result of cousin lovin.Later, when God got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the banhammer on all of Earth's users with a massive, lulzy flood, Noah built an ark, and Noah's family committed incest again, thus further narrowing our gene pool. Even science says that 70,000 years ago, something happened to narrow genetic diversity among Homo sapiens. Also in the bible, God gave Moses his blessing for marrying his half-sister. Several thousands of years later we're only just recovering from the hit that not indulging in incest gave to our lifespan. The family that loves together lives forever.
[edit] Incest IRL
Hot Same-Genes Lovin' in Action. |
The Brighter Side of Incest. |
[edit] Incest and its Contribution to Internets Drama
Incest has been the cause of much Internet drama throughout the years. Some highlights include:
- afamilyaffair - Composed of sick fucks, A Family Affair is "for fans of Weasley Incest (Weasleycest) in the J.K. Rowling Harry Potter universe, mainly the younger generations." Check the official AFA home page, and this entry about how LJ Abuse laid down the law on the perverts in an attempt to achieve great justice and lulz.
- Anti-Incest LJ communities and users.
- Pro-incest "support group" for "sufferers" of "Genetic Sexual Attraction".
- The horrible product of incest.
Michael Stevan asks "is it incest when my mom and dad have sex?" Yes it is.
Incest can also be done through MSN by German Dutch sick fucks. (Of course, it is legal there after all.)
Cybercest, as displayed by Dutch school children. |
[edit] Incest Fanfiction
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[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- Incest-chan.
- 13 year old loves 11 year old cousin (The 13 year says she's a Dyke. Yet she states she has huge ERECTIONS when she sees her cousin. WTF).
- Incest.. in doujin form.
- Incest Gold wtf?
- Hot.
- A mother groping her daughter is perfectly normal.
- You're Welcome.
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Incest is part of a series on Hentai. |
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